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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65186
 04.06.2012
Specifications of the LG X3:
Anyone can explain why the smartphone has a 4-core processor? The battery is better than normal. simple mobile phones quietly pull for 3-7 days, and this "miracle" will survive 1/3 of the day (8 hours).
yyy:Response in the model name - HZ

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65185
 04.06.2012
You are a tough woman, you cannot be upset.
YYY: A sharp lie.
Yyy: Just when harsh women are upset, they are upset with her and everyone around them.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65184
 04.06.2012
<xxx> prayer
<xxx> game with the transition to the world of spirit and back)
<yyy> the army Going into the ghost world and back.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65183
 04.06.2012
My neighbor is such a neighbor. He drinks liters of coffee, smokes two packs a day, breastfeeds and worries about the fact that taurine is added to baby food, which is harmful to children.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №65182
 04.06.2012
X: Why do you have such expensive broken ones in Yakutia?
Yyy: During World War II, the front line passed here. Bombed a lot.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The front line?
YYY: Just other explanations seem less plausible to me.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65181
 04.06.2012
The dream of an idiot? There is no such thing - this guy is already happy on the full program.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №65180
 04.06.2012
In the 1970s, my friend went to Georgia on a business trip.The cigarettes ended and he goes to their store.Gives 1 ruble asks for 1 pack with a filter (and they then cost 50 kopecks per pack).the seller gives him 1 pack of cigarettes and turned away and my companion is waiting for delivery.then decided to ask where my delivery is where the seller with a Georgian accent answers:- You are what poor?
The next day, a comrade enters the same store, takes a pack of cigarettes from the shelf and leaves.The worried seller cries, “Who will pay?”
To what does the comrade answer him with the same phrase: “Are you poor?”

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65179
 04.06.2012
I expected anything from a full-colored and skulled goat except: “Hello, I’m an Oriflame sales consultant.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65178
 04.06.2012
Ksenia
Come, take your columns, I’ll get my own.

Paul is
You will pull tomorrow
When the chemistry falls

Ksenia
If you come with me a beer.

Ksenia
Or in the ass.
Go to *
Go to fucking!! to

Paul is
ahahahaha

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65177
 04.06.2012
Comments under the picture where a girl kisses a guy who sleeps:
FBR UA: Unfortunately there are no such moments with me

Goodwin: So my friend didn’t have a girlfriend for a long time, and he continued to mourn me about it until I asked him one question: what he was doing to get this girlfriend.

FBR UA: and what you need to do!? to

Goodwin: first get acquainted and start to communicate, and not trint with all kinds of nonsense with nick "Goodwin" in the net.

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65176
 04.06.2012
SerW: How will the "trending" be in English?
Noord: First tell me what "trendy" is in Russian!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №65175
 04.06.2012
Such a feeling that from the aircraft to the place of delivery baggage is delivered "post to Russia".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65174
 04.06.2012
The Automotive Forum
111. tell me what to buy, and if it is broken it is not expensive. Preferably with hydration. How much does it cost to install a hydraulic driver?
Buy a garden car! It goes, does not break, benz does not eat at all! Control is easy – no need for a hydrator! It costs little – you can get a thousand! P.s If you ask a question, you will be answered – good luck! On the good way!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №65173
 04.06.2012
From the Reviews:
Spartak: Blood and Sand.
“Spartak: Blood and Sand, Blood and Sex, Sex and Sex, Sex and Blood, Cut Boxes and Sex.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65172
 04.06.2012
Explanatory conductor of trolleybus management.
Reason for the re-implementation of the ticket: the lazy tempted.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №65171
 04.06.2012
I dive after 0.5l of whisky and smoke.
xxx: I am fucking
YYY: You’re talking in the ass at all?
xxx: not
The head turns and all.
XXX: even the cat and the more suffered
xxx: he is running here
Did you drink the stupid cat?
xxx: not
xxx: his journey from the calyan
YYY: Handcuffs

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65170
 04.06.2012
I once wrote in the middle of the report "Bugogashenka". Prep said nothing. They probably don’t really read.

[ + 19 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65169
 04.06.2012
I know everyone here doesn’t like it, but...
Thank you, the man in the white car who drove the frozen girl to the subway! Thank you, thank you, thank you

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65168
 04.06.2012
I am going to work at the last moment. Flying past the grandfather's room I say: "All I escaped!", which is not embarrassing: "The trolleybus doesn't fail"))

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65167
 04.06.2012
Christmas tree needles in June is cool...but the frog in Tomsk in the area of the 9 mountains hospital tree is still with guirlandes and burning at night.

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