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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64206
 14.05.2012
Katya
-well this film...as his "flying of the nest over the cuckoo’s ham"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64205
 14.05.2012
Commentary on the new Leica M Monochrom, capable of taking only black and white photos.

XXX: The video capture function works without sound.
YYY: And when playing the video comes the pianist :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №64204
 14.05.2012
I am not so afraid of anything in this life as to tremble.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64203
 14.05.2012
I sit alone in the hallway waiting for the shower to be released and here comes the young mother(s) and her daughter(s) daughter when she sees me stops, closes her eyes, and says:
D is oh!
M – What happened? Why did you stop?
D - I am afraid
M to whom? And then the girl opens her eyes, points to me with her finger and says, “This is it!”
I laughed a lot, but it was a lot. :)

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64202
 14.05.2012
From Habr:
One of my acquaintances in 2004 successfully defended a coursework with the proud title “ICQ Lite Settings Research.”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64201
 14.05.2012
The Habr:

When programmers come to power, entire ministries will be replaced by a small shell script.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64200
 14.05.2012
A lost diploma.
At the end of the graduation evening (5.00) in the square was lost the diploma together with a fellow student.the mistress was found.within 2 days went to write to the university about restoration.in the same evening call-taken!!!0-0! it turned out, what kind of student пр&$@al his, but found "our"!and then took to the destination!!!young boy!!!thank you!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №64199
 14.05.2012
I recently started reviewing KVN from my early childhood, when I was 7-9 years old, and the jokes were still funny. 2000 second 1/2 final. The contest ended, the final words of the jury. On the stage - County City and Tired of the Sun (i.e. including Galustyan and Revva). by Julius Gusman:
- 40 years of this game, and it lasts thanks to these people... This is an absolutely rotten generation – rotten with talent, humor, selfishness... Yes, then they will become bad strangers, stupid members of the jury or unsuccessful writers, but today they are people who in pairs of pants have come to Moscow for other people’s money to sing and dance to a giant country here...

He knew

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64198
 14.05.2012
>>> Earlier this year, another U.S. study found that teenage girls who spent time watching TV shows like Friends or Sex in a Big City were twice as likely to get pregnant.

<<< Don’t worry so much for me, dear. I only watch BBC movies about the Victorian era. There are other moral values.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64197
 14.05.2012
xxx: Very pleased when my Mac'e gets a banner, with the layout of Windows XP, reporting about 1000 found viruses.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64196
 14.05.2012
On the hash topic: "Split the iPhone in this envelope - get a new for free"

Around the screen, something.

bbb: <...>You can first buy a case, put a cracked device there, and in a week scream it, a shit, broke, I want a new one.<>

ccc: Well who prevents when selling to check the mechanical condition of the phone and record its ID

ddd: No, well, it is understandable that the damaged device in the new envelope will not pass, the damage on the envelope and the envelope should coincide.

eee: Damage to the envelope and Device must coincide.

BBB: If you want, it’s not that difficult.

fff: Around the screen. Cheetah will not be hurt.

ggg: Guess the country by the comments :-)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64195
 14.05.2012
Questions to answer:
Explain to the blonde...what is the parking lot different from the jeep?
Parking is what drives "woowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
The jeep is that TRATATATA.. and so loud sometimes very, if not new and that means if suddenly the foam.. then it is not provided on the parket... then the jeep can be used to get around.. and the car parket VUVUŠČ and fuck the radiator in the trunk and all.

So for the blonde.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №64194
 14.05.2012
Danish: they say in hell there is a special boiler, where they boil those who put the screw on the maki

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64193
 14.05.2012
Registered on Twitter. In the section “Near in Spirit” I was handed over by Britney Spears, Barack Obama and Paul Will. I seriously wondered what my spirit was.

[ + 34 - ] [22 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64192
 14.05.2012
Why is it better to be smart than to be strong?
YYY : Why?
Because a wise man can, overwhelmed by the sight of a beautiful girl who has stumbled upon him, scream, stumble, raise hundreds of kilos and go to the hospital. But no dick in this mode will prove Farm's theorem.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64191
 13.05.2012
From a book on speech technique.
Exercise No. 3 Remember how a child compresses his lips when his mother tries to remove a button from his mouth.

[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64190
 13.05.2012
Technical faculty, a couple of political sciences, a current audience, below me on two rows are sitting two guys from the department of computer (electronic computing machines, the worst is considered) look at some pictures, leafy, on the photo a girl in underwear, standing face to face to the board and something on it writes, the guys do not think long, start to scale the image, and see what is written on the board.

I thought...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64189
 13.05.2012
XXX: Hello as you are
Yyy: Yes, wife and child have been in the hospital for a week, single slowly
XXX: How is it?
Here's another life trick XD
xxx what one?
yyy: if the dishwasher is full of dishes, and you need to urgently pick up water in the cup of tea, then help COVERODKA! % of
xxx to))
YYY: What about CHO? 2 cups and 2 cups XD

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64188
 13.05.2012
Maniana: Enough, after your comments, I can’t read my favorite books anymore!!! to
Recon105: I’m wrong if you don’t understand what you’re reading about.
Manana: Look at the TV better!
......
Recon105 is out! Modern Russian series are filmed as Russian porn - the same light, the same poor play of actors, also does not even stand up.
Fuck it again...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64187
 13.05.2012
last_monk: swash,in the open window flew a huge mole-and from scale in the bulb.lampa twisted,shake the pieces of glass from the haircut.I hate insects
Supremko: 0 0 0
Supremko: You will not die by your death, it will be boring for you =)

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