When you see the girl personally end up, you won’t forget that.
Wauu: blatantly, you say it as if a rainbow is flying out of her pedda, the fanfares will sound and the Brazilian costumed carnival will come to the end of the place, blatantly.

I invite a friend to watch the recording of his concert.

I don’t waste my time on such shit.

<Tort_11> Glitch: and for 150 you lay out my ass)
<%Glitch> let’s raise the bet: 250 and I’ll kill you there.
<%Glitch> for 350 I will not even lubricate it with vaseline
<%Glitch> and for 500 - I won't get stuck
<%Glitch> you give a million - and it will be a whole fresh-washed tree

XXX where the title disappeared
Yyy: His nick is correctly read by Titus, because -us is the Latin end of the nominal term and is translated into Russian by the Russian end of the nominal term, which in the male genus is usually empty.
Call me simple Titus.

There is life in it.
and Kishit?
Yes, it is cheeking. And "Kipit" is somehow sterile, don’t you find it?

XXX is shorter
xxx my advice
If you suddenly have to torture someone
XXX: Try the epilator

Protohier V. Chaplin proposed to test the works of V.I. Lenin for extremism.
In response, the Communists proposed to test V. Chaplin for extremism.

The dialogue has been going on for over an hour.

Marek [00:25:52] You see how easy it is.
_marek_ [00:26:00]: It is easy for you
_marek_ [00:26:14]: But tell me, is it true that white in Japan is a sign of mourning?
Marek [00:26:58]: Yes. Everything is right. The symbol of color is relative and varies from culture to culture. In Japan, white symbolizes death.
Why is it white?
_marek_ [00:27:29]: For example, I have death associated with yellow.
Odmin [00:27:31]: What about us?
Odmin [00:27:42]: _marek_ ip=95.25.196.36, Marek ip=95.25.196.36
Do you talk to yourself?
_marek_ [00:28:11]: No, I am talking to the other hemisphere of the brain.
Marek [00:28:11]: No. I only talk to the other brain hemisphere.

April 1st, and you have the whole earth white!

xxx: A song that is associated with an indifferent person to you?
Justin Bieber – Never Say Never
XX: And with whom is she associated?
Yyy: With Bieber himself. I hate the fox.

xxx: News on email : the city government has established a period during which it is forbidden to go on the ice: from 28 March to 1 May.
YYY: So in May you can walk on the ice without fear of a fine?

Comments on the article "Earth Hour":
In Russia, Earth Hour is organized several times a year and forced. And in small settlements are also practiced "Earth Day" and "Earth Week". Learn the Australians!

Maxim: Recently I have had attacks of unreasonable anger. Maybe I should find a good psychiatrist and beat him to death.
Tsarapka: Maxim, they say, Valuev is a very good psychiatrist!

I’ve seen a lot in my life, but how my father hanged an electronic plate.

Dialogue with a five-year-old son who entered the home sports complex:
You first put the bed and then lie down.
What if I go first, and then Matt?
So it will be!

I was at the reception with the surgeon, to all the complaints one answer - you need to move more, you, silence, no matter how healthy. He said, “Don’t you see them?

Iambroandnooneelse: I have a strange ability.
iambroandnooneelse: I can teach others to do what I can’t do myself

How did I go to Japan. There means this discussion about the new film: "Snow White and the Hunter". Who is more beautiful, Snow White or Queen? Well, there’s a saying, but the comment killed me :D

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Is it a good thing for the evil queen?

I watch the anger of the gods. There giants cyclops walk, in the frame you can see the hand, the foot, the head - not entirely fit. And a giant black shadow of hands across the screen. With a glass of beer and a plastic glass. I was at the beginning of the aggression of the cyclops O_o

Mom and daughter talk about traveling to relatives. Driving around the day:
I will take the cat with me.
D: How do we take her?
M in the bag. He will sit there all the time.
D: Ah, will sit in that dark bag and think: "All day. All night. What the fuck?"