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[ + 36 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64006
 10.05.2012
In order to maintain a good figure and good relationships, you need to do the same thing: close your mouth in time.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64005
 10.05.2012
xxx: I now because of this "glasses nnad?" can't normally look at the word "colonnade" :(

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64004
 10.05.2012
^ a b c d i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
Me: Hello
Q. Do you remember my name?
Me to Oleg?
A. A. A. A. The young man
You have a good memory.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64003
 10.05.2012
I have almost all the neighbors in the entrance have a ball crane instead of a toilet tank. Yes, well - as much as you want to wash, so much and wash, and not until the water in the tank is over. But the open ball crane is almost equal to the inner diameter of the pipe, and in the toilet tank the hole is only 1-1,5 mm in diameter. Therefore, when the crane is opened in the entire stand, the pressure of cold water drops sharply.
As a result, when you wash under the shower, the neighbor can go to wash the rubbish in his toilet, and instead of warm water from the shower will fly a boil. It’s especially nice when you wash eggs at this time.
Called the house, they claim that they know about such a trick, ball cranes have never been installed to anyone, and they will not be able to do anything - no one will let them in their apartments to check and distribute puzzles. Neighbors also said - they answer that they have everything fine, they are so comfortable, and the rest are well.

This is what I do:
Let’s let you die, badass self-teachers! Someday I’ll put a ball crane with an electric drive that will work from the sound in your bathroom, a microphone into which I’ll push through the outlet!!! }:-D

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64002
 10.05.2012
I bought a stepper:
to the store and back - 2069 steps, an hour walk 5690 steps, going down the stairs at work 200 steps) Beyond all friends with their steps - invaluable :)

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64001
 10.05.2012
Find the girl for yourself. Who doesn't play Diablo 3
Wert: I do not advise, from personal experience, a girl who does not play in d3 is an AD.
You are constantly looked at as downs and are trying to cure the doctor.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64000
 10.05.2012
XXX: It’s bad to be too erudite and watch American movies.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63999
 10.05.2012
Gradually to the Day of Victory over Fascism in Europe is nurturing disgust. The forces of the tolerants, with the active support of America, the "day of Europe" (which was officially recognized as a holiday only in 2008), has already completely replaced the Day of Victory.
There is no longer any chance of explaining to Western youth from what evil they have been freed, and what tolerance to all can lead to. But for our young people, not everything is lost.

Have you heard the saying "history is written by the winners"? Then the councils won and wrote that they liberated everyone from the great evil. Now the West is winning over us, so it is rewriting history in its own way. Believe me, we are not good, they are bad. There are the same people as here. The Government is to blame. And theirs and ours. And they will rewrite history and play it as they always want. We will never know the truth.
Better think about why they needed to distort the already written story again.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63998
 10.05.2012
On the 9th of May, the clouds were always running out.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63997
 10.05.2012
So be quick :)
I always smile at one moment of the game.
So be quick :)
That you may have any huge gun, mini-gun, laser hammer, fireplace, infector, explosive, grenade, mine, damn what, but you will not open the wooden door of a fox without a key!! to

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63996
 10.05.2012
manwith_noname: in half an hour I will be nominated for Avengers in 3D, who will say for the movie?
karel_paki: there at the end of the scene, you will go with them at sunset on horses

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63995
 10.05.2012
After 10-15 minutes (I don’t know how long it was) they knocked on the door and asked, “There’s anyone?” How many are you?" I answered that three. The firefighter told us to get away from the door, that it would be broken now. I asked to open it with the keys. The door was housed on both sides of the DSP, so the firefighter told us to leave the door and they started breaking it. To knock out immediately failed, and the hit on the fifth firefighter said to open the keys, but the castle has already enchanted.

[ + 50 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63994
 10.05.2012
Beholder: I received an SMS with the text (I quote): "OŠRMAG DEVONA KUI SALOMAT BULIG SAB IR KILING JOHNIM HA MMASI UTIB KE.DI".
Beholder: I don’t want to say it out loud. He knows that I will call him.
Rowen: I will try.
Rowen : Gm.
Rowen: Mom came, brought sandwiches >_<

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63993
 10.05.2012
Course writing
Giving up tomorrow?
Tomorrow after tomorrow, I’m not an idiot.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63992
 10.05.2012
XXX: Do you have seven?
YYYY: Yes
XXX: What did you do?
YYY: by 4 MB/sec

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №63991
 10.05.2012
The Lieutenant Colonel of the police approached, warned of the inadmissibility of uncoordinated actions. He was offered a sandwich with salad. Stabbed and left.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63990
 10.05.2012
@cobrik: For some reason, none of my fellow-groups knows what deadline is. When I say I have deadline, they think I’m sick.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63989
 09.05.2012
If the zombie apocalypse started and my boss became a zombie, then to kill him, he would have to shoot his ass.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №63988
 09.05.2012
A family celebration, headed by the grandmother’s table, tells the story: “Here, and she had three daughters, Nadia, Luba, Vera.” I get out: "Hope died the last?" Babula even not noticing the joke: "Yes, and the apartment on Mishka signed."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63987
 09.05.2012
X: Are you playing war again?
Y: So the 9th of May.
X: Something seventh you didn’t play on the radio.

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