From the restaurant discussion:

"Thank you", guys, for the dessert ( tiramisu and cheesecake), CHIZKEY reminded me of the taste of the kindergarten and I don’t like the creative baking (I of course suspect that the chef from our kindergarten is working with you, then greet her)

In Colombia, a criminal who committed a raid on an internet cafe with his partner accidentally helped the police to find him. The fact is that the attacker did not hold back and checked his Facebook page directly at the scene of the crime, and then forgot to close it.

>> It stands in a mini jersey and a light topic, looks in the eyes and smiles. How can you talk about work so seriously?

The call banner on mail.ru "Do you worry about the security of the mailbox? Connect it to your mobile phone number"
Why is it? Worried about the safety of your mobile phone?? to

Jteert: I remember you were fascinated with science fiction at school - advise you to read, so that global, with your ideas, to be straight from the creation of the world thoughtfully, the current is not scientific boring, but with an interesting plot, adventures, betrayals - shorter than the drama more...
Massoj: The Bible

23:34:10 xxx: what is this game trine 2?
23:34:15 yyy: about trains
23:34:23 xxx: yyy, Sheldon would appreciate? and :)
23:34:25 zzz: yyy, Sheldon would appreciate? and :)
23:34:33 yyy: xxx, zzz, are you not brothers?
23:34:35 xxx: zzz, give five brothers!
23:34:35 zzz: xxx, hold the fist, brother)

There’s a bit of humor in RJD. March of the Slavs on May 9

Of our mentality very well testify the burned paper in the entrance,
With the inscription "Citizens, observe the fire safety rules..."

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XXX is healthy. That, I went for a walk with the girl, spent to the house, she hugs me for goodbye, and then I feel like I'm getting up! Rumor is love?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Tagged with fake:
Why is the sound of the moving train in the Moscow and St. Petersburg subway different?
So the sound is reflected in one case from the border, in the other - from the rebrick.

For only the Russian man is able, returning from the guests, where he ate in three throats, as if today 21.12.2012, to use to the refrigerator with the words:
That fucking hunt! Oh, the chickens!"

Not just a man, believe me x))

From the news:

Swiss Army to upgrade bicycle fleet

Commentary on the film:
It was from the heart!!!!!! Congratulations to everyone!! After watching, he went and got drunk.

Commentary on Yapa:
My friend at work is constantly in flights...I am very worried about her
Marry, live 5 years - it will pass.

...two guys from the computer department... in the photo a girl in underwear, standing face to the board and writing something on it, the guys not thinking long, start scaling the image, and SEE what is written on the board.
I thought...

I am from the department of computer, I also saw this picture. there physics :)

Savatari Makoto: A normal person from the body smell will be bad at all, what about me to say
Final: There is a chit - balm star is soaked under the nose :D
Rededa: If the body is weekly, then at least smash the star :D

At work, almost everything is "you" and by name. But the two employees didn’t get along with each other. First, they began to "draw" each other, then moved to the name-fatherhood... Observe one pleasure - straight so "do hate" each other, the classic of the genre :=)))
Then he says, “Citizen!” Will you give me a stepler?"
She:"But... The apophysis of our office has reached its apocalypse".
The Chief:"I would say APOFIGEA. After such or to the altar, or a duel"

XXX: He said that to you!
yyy: oh yes, only in the background of these "I love you more than life!" phrases "There is a breakthrough!", "Covered!" and "The tank burns!" a little confused. Maybe it is not me?

Astrologers announced the week of devil 3, the number of passers on the streets has decreased by half

I read Pink Floyd’s song “Julia Dream.” “Every night I turn off the lights in anticipation of the barley bride. Can the Chechnya Armored Man find my shelter?"