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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149465
 03.03.2018
to this:
Brain: From Liverpool harbour always on Thursday, they go there to sail to the distant shores

Dear, your brain is a little confused) Not there they go, but the court. In the sense. The boats 😉

Do not thank)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149464
 03.03.2018
..."The King" derives from "Caesar", and "King" from "Conung"- the leader of the King".

What is "Country "? The King comes from the name Karolus, a.k.a. Charles the Great, founder of the Carolingian dynasty. Karolus is Karl!! to

And from these your conunges, apparently, came König and king. But what about Northern Europe with its pretentious monarchs and wild vocabulary?

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149463
 03.03.2018
"In general, this bobslay is what sport? What is he developing? The fourth in the team is the last. He at least unleashes the whole codle and then jumps himself. There’s no need for an asshole, okay. And the first three? They just sit and sit. Nothing depends on them at all. They do not turn pedals, nor do they wave. They just sit in the basement and go. And why do you have to take doping?"

If there were a man running before them and throwing ice, and they were metaling spies...

Even in special costumes.

At the front of the shovel, he rubs the ice for her to drive better. The second special rod is pushed as a wheel and roll. The third on the move hits targets along the course of movement from the bow or spies. The fourth is resting, he pushed all this codle at the start.

Protoyer Eliseus, sign up

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149462
 03.03.2018
Putin, as an experienced intelligence agent, understood that the last part of the annual message is best remembered.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149461
 03.03.2018
In the year 98 in Novorossiysk went to swim in the evening.
He didn't get to the hair a little, came down on the shack earlier.
The sea was restless, you walk on your knees, twisting your head.
I jump, swim and enjoy.
Next to a couple: a boy and a girl. Also in the waves they dive, bump, even somehow splash in each other.
I think love is beautiful!
They decided to go out before me.
I wasn’t looking at them specifically, but they seemed painfully romantic.
The girl came out, and the guy on his arms splashes, does not get up on his feet.
She said to him, “Let me help him, and he replies almost with a mate: “Remove me, I owe myself!”! to
The companion they came with was sitting on the shore first.
Then they all ran to him: they wanted to raise them under their hands.
He is no longer embarrassed on the whole shore: go on, I said!
The girl is crying, the girl is sad, the boy is crawling on the stones.
He climbed to a more or less flat area and first sat down, and then got up.
On one foot.
The second is almost to the end.
And jumping on one leg to the side of the carpet.
The girl came, the girl came.
She’s crying, he’s in the squad too.
I also have tears in my eyes.
He shouted to her, “You understand, idiot! I am myself! I am myself! I must myself! I want to live!
Don’t go with me like a little boy.
and----
He returned from Chechnya. Respect for him, respect for the girl too.
I hope he stands on his feet and he is fine.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №149460
 03.03.2018
What caused you to rob a bank?
He was the first to start!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149459
 03.03.2018
This is just a foolish joke.

You are a developer. Answer, why do developers always misestimate the time to create programs?
Imagine you need to unload the car, how long will it take?
A few hours.
This is Kamaz.
- 8 hours
Kamaz, loaded with sand
- 12 hours
You don’t have tools, only your hands.
- 2 days
On the street – 40
- 4 days
Kamaz under water.
It’s also unfair, you’re constantly inventing new conditions! Why are you telling me all this? You, developers, are always telling all kinds of shit! Instead, you could simply estimate the right time to develop.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149458
 03.03.2018
Knowledge of mathematics is when you realize that eggs that look 10% higher but are 15% more expensive are more profitable to buy because they are 33% larger in volume. That, however, can be checked even without knowledge of mathematics, by simple weighing.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149457
 03.03.2018
I understood! The goose is a female goose! The lead is the male pig.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №149456
 03.03.2018
Sad: I'm drunk with a cigarette and you can guess where it's going. But here you, fools, the sniper will shoot on the glowing screens of smartphones.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149455
 02.03.2018
Many people sit with an unfinished high school and think that a prince on a white horse will come and keep them, and they need nothing to do mean ladies without a higher education.

Well fuck you understand what you mean by “with an unfinished high school” you mean “with a graduated high school”. What kind of education do you need to get in order to start?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149454
 02.03.2018
Admin: The delays of the IP camera are divine...: Now I go into my office, I sit behind the computer and see on the screen as I approach the door.
I’m glad I don’t work at night.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149453
 02.03.2018
xxx: and Wolfowicz is aging... ten years ago he would have launched a Countess in Khushenka
yyy: did not give the graffiti...(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149452
 02.03.2018
My wife and I have an open marriage. There are no problems with watching the series. But sometimes we watch different series apart, and there’s nothing terrible about it. I think it only strengthens the family.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149451
 02.03.2018
This year, large grain harvests are expected in Texas, Oklahoma and Maryland.

In the Primitive

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149450
 02.03.2018
xxx: When I started my career 15 years ago with Windows Server 2000, he told me, “The server is not inclined to process your request.” After NT4 it was too much. I didn’t expect the server to be configured.
yyy: "I am not in the mood", "I have a headache today" and other most popular problems in server administration...
PS in the light of the development of neural networks and AI - let's go back to this comment in twenty years

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149449
 02.03.2018
<Natalia>At this time of year from perfume I prefer balsams "Star".

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149448
 02.03.2018
In the world of so much beautiful music, Beethoven even deaf managed to write amazing melodies, so why is the soundtrack for my life with envious constancy, becoming the work of the Leningrad group?! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №149447
 02.03.2018
The wife bought pills to get pregnant, or it does not work, but as long as she will sit at the computer until three nights, she will not get pregnant, at least from her husband. 9 to work.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №149446
 02.03.2018
There is a European race (not pale, but European), there is an Asian race (and this is not only those who live specifically in Asia, but also American Inuit and Indians) - it is logical that the third race is also called African in part of the world.

You confused something, my dear. There are races: European (not European), Mongoloid (not Asian) and Negroid (not African).

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