In Ireland, women can make offers to men on their own. The man who refused must pay a fine. This tradition has existed since the 11th century.
They have fun there though))) xD

by egnat2k:
Brake a little drunk in the subway... And I was driving from the client (the comp was bringing him in order). And the pockets – that’s all.And then the backpack. and there I have a full set of causes - starting with screws and ending with thermopasta and lubricant for coolers (essential in the syringe). The one who delayed, even dropped on his tongue (idiot, suddenly I would have a fluff there!!!). Until the eldest approached and told him there were psychics like me... then I was released. I am here, now I think: who did they count me...!?!? to

From the online broadcast:

Radulov, who broke the claw, defended with his naked hands. At the same time, it moves exactly as if it had a claw. It worked, the Canadians also play as if Radulov had a claw.

I immediately noticed that something was wrong with her when picking flour in the supermarket, she opened the pack with a knife and started rubbing it into the gums.

Lucky
I want to go but no papers.

Sky
Send a fax?

I learned today that when I split up with my girlfriend 2 years ago, she was already sleeping with my best friend.
A friend really proved to be the best – he also immediately broke up with my girlfriend.

How can we make our country more religious?

Free Wi-Fi in every church

Make it so that if you press the plus twice, then the smiley of :) turns into :D

God is the greatest programmer and architect of our world.

The devil is the most important test of what God has created.

Heaven is the most reliable and stable version. Here are the most good, honest and not made in their life many mistakes of sins of the soul.

Hell is a bag-tracker, here are the bugs-souls who have dropped completely in the test case or who have made more mistakes than the maximum permissible number in their lives. Probably different numbers for each soul.

Temptations are the same tests by which the devil tests the resistance of souls to various sins and errors.

Since the Chief Programmer is always busy, it is therefore clear that the stay of the soul in hell before getting back to the Chief Programmer for its correction strives for infinity.

I once dreamed that I was running around Moscow with two guns and being shot. I killed all the bad guys and I go home. There is some kind of hump. I catch the guns. And they are the boy who has you. They are guns and they kill. They sent titles. I watched these titanic titles for 5 minutes. And then I woke up - a week ago it was 8)
YYYYYYYYYYY))))
I’m hollowing up myself so far because the titles were on Finnish.

I don't remember where I saw it, but I remember it for a long time.)

Chinucha from tax - "Why does a person start a business at all? First of all, to make deductions to the budget! To pay taxes!"

From the girl's profile on the dating site:

"Your motto is:
Before and only ahead!!and "

XXX: It was delicious.
XXX: That kind of shit
XXX: and the dust rises
YYY (RofL)
XXX: Do you remember?
xxx: he was still 20 centimeters on pure enthusiasm, that is, on the mouth

I asked my computer worker’s husband if he had ever written sad poems.
“No,” he said, “only the stems.
How is it? 17 years old, first love, first separation. “She left, the roses wrapped,” at the end of the day.
And he gave:
She went, she wrapped roses.
As a proof of struggle.
My hands moved:
They will not be bored now.

xxx:On the lifehacker just published the article "How to pull the bulb out of the mouth". The first comment: "Finally!"
I thought...

When I was a high school student, I had a friend named Pagan. Once we met in the clinic and she showed her direction to some doctor. There was written: "Elena Patsan (girl) is heading there and there..."As she then told doctors the debt was rotting with such a clarification

I don’t think it’s a shit, it’s a Chinese shit :(
Sokol: Sometimes I no longer trust the Russian post than the unknown Chinese.

The wind in their heads seemed to be a hurricane of freedom.

The wife decided to expel the whole family with a remedy from worms for prevention... enthusiasm at least remove. I drink myself and my children. Enough bed to sleep.

He put three pastries under his wife’s legs and a couple on his pillow.

You would hear...

In order for the boring battles between deputies to become more professional and spectacular, the Russian and Ukrainian parliaments are slowly being strengthened by boxers.