The chair can’t say that it’s hard, that it’s hard and that it’s tired. At one moment, it just breaks down. Maybe I’m a little chair.
Yyy: Well you are so self-critical...))))))))))))))))
Shit... Fuck...

Freelancer
The fasting (in which I myself do not participate, but which was volitionally struck by the thirst for purification of my relatives) gave me the opportunity to feel like the god of death.

Freelancer
I have not eaten anything except apples for a week. I feel another week without meat and I really want to kill.

There is always a lack of green.

Where do the anecdotes come from?
Here is an example. So, in the village, where I started my career as a communicator, there was also a clinic for mentally ill people (in the people - a psychic). His corps were located nearby through a small square in front of the building of the Reich Executive Committee. Once in the winter, when he gathered us, the chiefs of various levels, to give us the next infusion, the chairman of the executive committee told us about an incident that recently happened to him here.
It was just the height of winter, January, on the street freezes for minus forty overflow, and hearing the noise outside the window, he looked out into the window and saw the following picture on the square: on the snow covered by cars, the man laid the blanket, all the clothes carefully folded next to him, and the man himself was naked, in shorts standing on the blanket. His hands are crossed on his chest and he slowly turns to one side, then to the other. The president did not let go and went out to this idiot. To his question, what are you doing here? He replied proudly, “Don’t you see that I am lighting up!”The weather was sunny. This is how anecdotes are born.
These sick people from the psychiatric dispenser were mostly harmless and they were often attracted to various jobs that did not require much intellectual labor, to work they went with great pleasure and were proud of this.
And not far from the district center was a vegetable farm, and as it was in the USSR, workers of external organizations were involved in the harvesting of vegetables, we were no exception. Once we were thrown to the breakthrough: urgently collect the cucumbers from a fairly decent territory, and the humor was that yesterday these people from the dispenser worked on this field. And, as the brigadier told us: before the start of the work, she showed them a small cucumbers, crushed as an example, these need to crack the cucumbers. And in the end, not a lot of cucumbers were collected, but all as one for selection - one size.

I will not be able to convince you, so I will immediately go to the insults.

You should go wrong and you will be sent where you need to. c) Knight

Not mine, but I liked it very much. From the comments to the article on the modernised telephone call.

I remember at the service in the SA in our battalion broke the sirene-revoon (broken such a device of the size of a large tablet, designed to give the signal of combat/educational alarm)... And since at that time I (on the post of a telephone worker) carried a night guard on the army telephone switch, a good praportera ticked this ashes to me... type, "on the counter, professor"...
There are almost no calls at night, so I repaired it quite quickly... Well, and on joy decided to check out :)

Three minutes later, the personnel of our battalion (as well as two neighbors) stood in front of their barracks in full combat condition, and even a minute later, a standing officer on the part of the starley broke out with the eyes, and waving a tabular PM...

I was saved by a call from the brigade, which resulted in an effective training alarm... How surprised was the checking colonel, who entered the CPC almost immediately with a call and saw four built companies - dressed, stuck, in anti-gases... All according to the charter and the corresponding prescriptions...

Our officers were thanked, they were awarded prizes... And under this case, I took a two-week vacation home... This is the electrotechnique :)...

You won’t be full of sex, but you won’t get stuck with a borsch.

I love the storm in early May. And hurricanes in February, so that everything burns and explodes. I am a NTV reporter.

from ZH:

"All would be your problems. I know people who are looking for an occam shave case :)"

A husband needs a wife to feel happy when he is not at home.

Gentleman on Bentley provoked a major accident in Moscow

The 19-year-old driver of a luxury class was performing "drift" on the ice when he collided with "Subaru".

> This is the same with the sticker "fighting fraudsters and thieves"! I saw today!

Zombik: After two years working in the club as a loudspeaker, he learned to fall asleep under a drama and bass, after that he worked a year as a loudspeaker in karaoke and learned to fall asleep even under drunken swings... And after that you suggest me to get up under a phone alarm?! to

The cat slept in his home, ridiculously stretching his legs out of it. Seeing this, as quietly and imperceptibly as possible, she grabbed the photocopy, turned it on, focused it and... JUST at the moment when her finger had already pressed the button, she pulled her legs to herself, hiding them from sight. How?? How did she find out??? >.<

X: Fuck, I have to be with her in an hour, and I haven’t bought a gift yet...what to do?
Will you be in Dota?
That’s why I respect you, my friend, so much for the fact that you will always help in a difficult moment.
YYY: Do you play or not?
XXX: Create the

I have a friend, after communicating with whom I perfectly understand people from technical support. The beat hour described in detail how to add a photo to one of the social networks, and this frame after all my explanations issued: "It's all good, but where to get the photo?"

Admin has two problems - stupid users and
The smart ones...

Googling will soon become more cool:

Because humanity is a virus. Yes, a global virus that kills all living things and even the planet. The virus cannot create, it can only kill.

Agent Smith, get in touch.

Tarasylka: only we can distinguish a drunk driver from a driver driving around the pit is virtually unrealistic...

Residents of two capitals:

Board stone is a stone that is laid for the separation of territories (e.g. road and sidewalk, or sidewalk and lawn). There are two types of board stone:
and border. The stone, placed in a level with the surrounding territory and not creating irregularities (most often on the border of the sidewalk and lawn), performs a decorative function.
by Porebrik. The stone, respectively, creates an irregularity (the boundary of the road and the sidewalk).

So is! More people will read this here than anywhere else.