I have a favorite today gave the phrase))) "I think you have gotten rid of it, but if I am in the bathroom and I do not close :)" - still without women life is not so fun :)

Where is the slave?
On February 19, 1861, Emperor Alexander II issued the Manifesto on the abolition of serfdom.
Slavery was abolished in the United States as a result of the Civil War of 1861–1865. between the Northern and Southern States.
I think there is no slavery at all. And I don’t know where to look for the "slave".
The Constitution clearly prohibits any violation of human rights.
Q: Did you not understand what you are writing to me?
You asked: Where is the slave I answered?
Where is the slave?
How do I know where your slave is?
Find where you lost.
Oh, what a terrible horror you are!

xxx: Here’s the broadcast "Let’s get married", why is there still no broadcast "Let’s get married". Looking for a company :D

Horror: Where did the Knights and Gentlemen go?
Do you know about dinosaurs? the same fate, not adapted to the environment)

xxx: the answer of the installor (familiar) to the complaint why the wires hang on the wall
"Our name is the office "Vityaz", we left, and you fuck"

xxx: Without my participation, it is almost impossible to access my information (sufficiently reliable passwords on the bios, operating system boot, login, encrypted file system, so that even by connecting the hard drive to another computer, it is impossible to read its content).
YYY: Have you heard of thermorectal cryptoanalysis?

From Opera Portal:

Cautious cats do not write in bars.

Polar mouse (10:56:27 8/02/2012)
There was such a game before. The Arcanum. There was an offensive in the game. Technology and Magic. And when your magic was pumped to a high level, all the technological around you broke. And in turn. On the way I have a mother buffer not less than 70lb

Conversation in a couple:
Well okay. Do you have imaginary friends?
It is. They are not my friends...

XXX: This is what people are.
xxx: I go home yesterday from the universe, a man approaches me with a map of Moscow, looks like a tourist, and in a broken Russian, he announces to me, "go nahuy" and ticks his finger into the map!
XXX: Teached the Blind
He showed you the way.

XXX: Give Me Away
YYY: HM
YYY: look at it!! What is it there?!!! to
The Food (
YYY: Yes no, it’s out there!!! to
xxx and there.
XXX: everywhere
Are you in the refrigerator?

"Hello to you! I am somehow. I can’t register."

It’s a pity that someone has such a beautiful Japanese name.

A grandfather and granddaughter of ten years have groomed and rattled.
Grandfather begins to get out of himself and screams to her: “Oh, you are a swamp plague!”and "
The granddaughter suffocating from indignation tries to pick up the answer and begins "and you...", and you can see how the brain works feverishly, and here it is! "And you are my grandfather!and the curtains. When they laughed, the conflict vanished.

Commentary on the film "Patriot":
The most pleasant thing about this film is that blacks here don’t read rap, don’t trade drugs, don’t rob anyone and even work.

The Gala:
Just got into the bank, just pigs.

The Rose:
pigs in the bank... so that’s a bowl

Scientists managed to record the conversation of plants on a video camera
From the comments:
The fact that vegetables can communicate with each other is proven by any social network.

The zombie is burning. The morning advice.
So, what to do if you have an empty refrigerator (at this point really show an absolutely empty hall)? Can I make a soup? We take potatoes, carrots, onions and greens. Then add the conserve.
You can also make a light omelette. Stir a bit of potatoes, add cut sausages. All this is poured with eggs and the cheese is roasted abundantly from the top.
Self-contained refrigerator

I sat quietly, peacefully. Then I was hungry. As in the fog.c) the alpha

Did you hear Andrew fall in love?
YYY is understandable.
yyy when you are chased by the military, took the rights to be drunk and have no place to live - a serious incentive is needed

He found a 100% effective way to neutralize his wife. You feed her one seed, and put a bag with the rest in the reach zone. All of. The woman is neutralized.