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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58846
 19.01.2012
A friend (D) works as a consultant in a sex shop. It tells the situation...
The man (M) appears to be nervous.
D: Do you have anything to say?
M: Tell me... Do you have flavours in the form of a phalloemitter in natural size with the taste of fish oil?? to
D: No...
The man with the words "blaspheme... the industry loses a lot" turned and went to the exit, and a friend began to overcome an irresistible interest "And the naphiga to him?".
D: You hear... And why...
M: So that this fool next time in addition to the words "Buy me sweaters" will have to clarify what!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №58845
 19.01.2012
Husband: Dear, let’s just switch, or we’ll leave now, and House 2 will start and shut down our entire room.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58844
 19.01.2012
Zima: I remember in the auto school when I was still studying, there were recorded for driving and everyone is interested in whether there is experience in this.
Zima: I'm asked - "There are children?" I still thought how damn they know about it. I am asked again "the children?"
I replied, I have no children.
Zima: The audience was just lying down, and I can’t understand that it’s all rubbing. Only then came the question that sounded: "Ezdiete?"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58843
 19.01.2012
I hear voices every night.
Move out of the community.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58842
 19.01.2012
Is the paper blown out on January 1 with a New Year's wish a hint that they will not come true?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58841
 19.01.2012
When I see you, my maternal instinct turns on.)
I have an instinct of self-preservation.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58840
 19.01.2012
Why if you stand by a pillar, do the old ladies try to pass between you and the pillar?

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58839
 19.01.2012
Can I ask a silly question?
The guest :?
Why are the Pony Men from McDonald’s?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58838
 19.01.2012
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So carefully
Yyy: I am cautious only in three cases:
When my older uncles and aunts call me (mother told me to be careful)
When I Cross the Road (in School)
And when I go to bed in the morning with the standing (father’s commandment)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58837
 19.01.2012
Conversation at work:
XX: Thank God, you finally got out of your hospital, without you it was silly, and now so many people have a headache gone, you are now straight like a pill from your head.
UUU: Well, in this case, I feel rather an ointment from hemorrhoids, all relief, and I am in my ass again.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №58836
 19.01.2012
Experienced people know)
The bag at the cica is a fica at the length.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58835
 19.01.2012
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX We go to the server to drink. Wine admin, bleat.. "Laskovy networks" is called:-D
YYY: ROFL

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58834
 19.01.2012
I saw a friend on Skype congratulating the echo service
“I congratulate you hernia silent.Al you are not needed in my contacts, but all the same with the new year))),

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58833
 19.01.2012
Are you looking at the closed school?? to
YYY: Yes! when I walk past the school at night, and she fucking closed!

[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58832
 19.01.2012
Annal Carnival: A Feast
XXX: SpAziobo is written through A))
YYY: Judging by his nick, the smallest mistake in his life was grammar.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58831
 18.01.2012
There was no internet with plenty of porn before, and this suggests that children of past generations were forced to have a much richer imagination than children of today.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58830
 18.01.2012
Now the epic file was, at work a lunch break, I get with me the delicious that my wife was cooking, I open the lid and I go to the microwave... along the way the container with food flies out of my hands and in a fraction of a second that he fell I had the time to think "chenu, go, I tried..." the container makes a salto in the air and lands on the ground without dropping anything)

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58829
 18.01.2012
We found a strange large folder on the server.. we will not delete it or not
Sasha enters there. presses the F8 button.
And he said, “Are you sure?”
Yes, I am a shark ?
We have 1.5 TB free.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58828
 18.01.2012
<[Sky]Malashka> [Sky]Sasha_: go crazy, privacy and sex depend on the courier!
<[PER]Dyxa> [Sky]Malashka: Do you have to send a vibrator by courier?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58827
 18.01.2012
I have been sitting at home for 3 years on an IKEA board with a hole for the convenience of carrying, and only after bringing the cat realized that this is not the most successful design idea.

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