A friend (D) works as a consultant in a sex shop. It tells the situation...
The man (M) appears to be nervous.
D: Do you have anything to say?
M: Tell me... Do you have flavours in the form of a phalloemitter in natural size with the taste of fish oil?? to
D: No...
The man with the words "blaspheme... the industry loses a lot" turned and went to the exit, and a friend began to overcome an irresistible interest "And the naphiga to him?".
D: You hear... And why...
M: So that this fool next time in addition to the words "Buy me sweaters" will have to clarify what!!! to

Husband: Dear, let’s just switch, or we’ll leave now, and House 2 will start and shut down our entire room.

Zima: I remember in the auto school when I was still studying, there were recorded for driving and everyone is interested in whether there is experience in this.
Zima: I'm asked - "There are children?" I still thought how damn they know about it. I am asked again "the children?"
I replied, I have no children.
Zima: The audience was just lying down, and I can’t understand that it’s all rubbing. Only then came the question that sounded: "Ezdiete?"

I hear voices every night.
Move out of the community.

Is the paper blown out on January 1 with a New Year's wish a hint that they will not come true?

When I see you, my maternal instinct turns on.)
I have an instinct of self-preservation.

Why if you stand by a pillar, do the old ladies try to pass between you and the pillar?

Can I ask a silly question?
The guest :?
Why are the Pony Men from McDonald’s?

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So carefully
Yyy: I am cautious only in three cases:
When my older uncles and aunts call me (mother told me to be careful)
When I Cross the Road (in School)
And when I go to bed in the morning with the standing (father’s commandment)

Conversation at work:
XX: Thank God, you finally got out of your hospital, without you it was silly, and now so many people have a headache gone, you are now straight like a pill from your head.
UUU: Well, in this case, I feel rather an ointment from hemorrhoids, all relief, and I am in my ass again.

Experienced people know)
The bag at the cica is a fica at the length.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX We go to the server to drink. Wine admin, bleat.. "Laskovy networks" is called:-D
YYY: ROFL

I saw a friend on Skype congratulating the echo service
“I congratulate you hernia silent.Al you are not needed in my contacts, but all the same with the new year))),

Are you looking at the closed school?? to
YYY: Yes! when I walk past the school at night, and she fucking closed!

Annal Carnival: A Feast
XXX: SpAziobo is written through A))
YYY: Judging by his nick, the smallest mistake in his life was grammar.

There was no internet with plenty of porn before, and this suggests that children of past generations were forced to have a much richer imagination than children of today.

Now the epic file was, at work a lunch break, I get with me the delicious that my wife was cooking, I open the lid and I go to the microwave... along the way the container with food flies out of my hands and in a fraction of a second that he fell I had the time to think "chenu, go, I tried..." the container makes a salto in the air and lands on the ground without dropping anything)

We found a strange large folder on the server.. we will not delete it or not
Sasha enters there. presses the F8 button.
And he said, “Are you sure?”
Yes, I am a shark 😉
We have 1.5 TB free.)

<[Sky]Malashka> [Sky]Sasha_: go crazy, privacy and sex depend on the courier!
<[PER]Dyxa> [Sky]Malashka: Do you have to send a vibrator by courier?

I have been sitting at home for 3 years on an IKEA board with a hole for the convenience of carrying, and only after bringing the cat realized that this is not the most successful design idea.