My PM in the morning in panic, shaking me: "Zaykaaa, wake up!
It is :)
Yokki

The worst ones are the former good ones.

I must warn – this story, let’s say, is not on the table.
The case was in the early 1980s. Many are familiar with the motorway from Krasnodar on the Black Sea coast, precisely on Juba. Directly behind the dam through the river Kuban, the territory of the Republic of Adygea (formerly an autonomous region).
A few kilometers and a crossroads - turn to the left to the Aul. Drop it up.
In the people they called it “Diminish”. And here at this crossroads was located the post of GAI. Simple brick building with large windows on three sides.
Almost immediately after the post began the natural vegetable market, which stretched along the edge a couple of kilometers.
The mentions worked very hard on this post. Apparently, they knew a lot of points from the traffic rules, because the claims to drivers were always invented a few pieces at once. with the stock. Drilled relentlessly not only defenseless transit drivers, but also their own, local. Such a good team has gathered.
One weekend we went to the sea with our family. I am going to the unfortunate crossroads. Like everyone, I slowed down the speed but, it turned out, absolutely in vain - such a smell began that I had to quickly lift the glasses. Bad for everyone. From some cars rise rubbing heads.
Summer, heat and so deliciously carries feces that the desire to sparkle is not indifferent. No one is in charge, and that is understandable.
There is no barter. He moved back a few kilometers ahead.
They returned home at night. As soon as I reached this place, I felt the smell again. They raised the glasses and the bullets passed by.
What happened was soon known to the locals.
One day, on duty, the first person arriving at the service, the police officer opened the door to the house, and he was met with the true tsunami of pure shit.
It was as if it was necessary to "get" some driver, that he was not lazy, not afraid to come in the night on an ascensor car! He broke a small glass in the window, inserted a working sleeve and poured three or four tons of fresh feces into the damned room.
The gigantic lawn that broke out of the house dried out all summer. A year later, the building was demolished by a bulldozer under the root. For ten years there was no office at all.
There is a large road connection now. The new structure. According to the new standards, the windows are located so high that it is impossible to repeat such an action without a helicopter.
P.S If I lied at least a word, I am ready to lie under the same fucking car.

And you also take the leaflets at the subway not to find out what is there, but to help the distributor?

Love, it's..."I downloaded a new House series, but I won't watch it without you!"
R is

I go to school and the kids smoke around the corner. I, educated: do not smoke, the plant will not grow! they: experienced.

Why is it better to live for yourself than to die for the Emperor!!!! to
What about you?
And Vivaldi?
The cosmonaut!!! to

I went to YouTube to watch girls dance jumpstyle. An hour later, he woke up on the hymn of the USSR in the execution of the choir of the Red Army.

Signature under the photo:
"I’m looking for a son for my mother"

Q: Does she have a sister?

by Christa_eselin
Who absolutely fascinates me is the fragile elephant virgins wandering through the twenty-five-degree frost in pink blades jackets, brittle crawling pants and crystal boots, similar to the deer of the copper. When I look at their gently blue, eye-toned faces, frozen in pre-death concentration, I am overwhelmed by reverence and fear. Of course, I think, they accidentally crashed to us through some hole from their stinking spring world, where gardens bloom forever, butterflies crack, and silent golden limousines ride.

Otherwise, I can’t explain why they are so dressed.

Sugar is not so sweet anymore.

xxx: my friend always poured me tea to the edges:)...I thought it she loves me so:)).....it turns out that I could not put sugar:)afza

My cat is a puppy.
To avoid waking up at 4 o'clock in the morning from loud cat cries, such as:"Myayajaawowow! Let me eat!!", filled the cat with a full bowl of snails before he went to bed himself. The month was calm. Then, apparently, this blue-blooded man (the Russian-blue breed he has) thought that I was unable to sleep in the morning, and at the usual time for him (4-5 in the morning) again began to start his soul-breaking, brain-breaking, something-seeking song. I have to get up, take the cat in my arms, drag it to the dish, carefully put it in front of it, then slash and watch how cats do the miracle of food absorption. Only after all these actions the tail allows me to fall asleep again.
Not in vain the cat called Ostap. The great blade, blade.

Elections should not be fair, but legitimate. This was stated by the head of the election commission of the Krasnoyarsk region Konstantin Bocharov.

I am admin. At least 20 on the street. Today, the general pulled a nursing cat from the street.
Everyone asked me where I got it from. I gave it to seven people. and different. They took him. Zuko comes back and sits next to me. He found a mill.

News from RBC:
In Tambov on the order of D. Rogozin will begin to produce combat nozzles

Have you ever heard of bacon? :) PC for you!

How did you come to atheism?
Yyy: The Unspoken Ways of God

They say that three glasses of beer is one blow to the kidneys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! O_O
It is :)

The hospital entertainment. The neighbor walks through the hallway and gives his phone to the health care providers with the words "it's you", those hands are wiped, taken, allocated, the man is 50 years old...

What are you doing?
I think snow in the yard.
Have you not been to the course yet?
and yes.

Maxtry
Bankruptcy was a joke. asked him to give me 6 cash, he asks with the exchange, without? Well, I think with the change better, I press the button. He gives 5000 and 1000, but I think it’s good, I don’t give a single note for 6000.