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[ + -8 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60626
 26.02.2012
Bustly! I have read you for many years and have never written. They are trying to separate me from my beloved. Give strength to resist it.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60625
 26.02.2012
The most famous thing happened today at the pharmacy. The girl standing in front of me in the 20s first asked a pharmacist for a long time if they had Glistin (apparently an anti-helminthic agent, I thought). But no, she needed glycine!
XX: And then she seriously asked if it wasn’t harmful to eat it!Because she had heard that all medicines ended in “no” (Oh Nana Nana!) They are antibiotics!!! We and the pharmacist struggled to contain weeping))) And then something got upset with me... Luckily for some: this is what health needs to be, so that until the age of 20 you do not know what negativin, aspirin, suprastin and other ugly abominations are.

[ + 29 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60624
 26.02.2012
If your wife is smart, does not like cosmetics and jewelry, she never has female shorts, she is indifferent to fashion pieces, loves politics, she doesn't care how she and you look, then you are married to Valeria Novodvorskaya.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60623
 26.02.2012
My cat and I thought and decided that you were all idiots.
My cat and I didn’t think so much.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №60622
 26.02.2012
by Micro88:
On one of the forums on Skyrim'u the cry of the soul of a young man:

"25.11.11 19:33 people, in Weitran I was appointed Tan. All would be nothing, but to help some of the girl who settled in my (!) The house.
And here it would seem like no obstacle, it would seem like she has her own room. But here’s the misfortune – she’s sitting in mine all day long!!) is
In general, if briefly - how to get rid of it without killing? And will it always be so if you can’t get rid of it?"

This is a realistic toy :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60621
 26.02.2012
The translator is burning.! to
Power power - power power

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60620
 26.02.2012
xxx: The man has a miracle name. His name is Ivan Ivanovich. Do not go.
My girlfriend at work has a girlfriend named Bodyka. One day she sent a fax. In the column "signed:" he put his name. The subscriber replied that he had taken a bull. She thought they were bullying and then came to them to find out the relationship. It turned out to be a bull. We meet now ?
There was another employee by the name Subvalna. I got married and I became a woman ?
YYY: There are coincidences! My friend's grandmother-Baranova married grandfather-Kozlov

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60619
 26.02.2012
I am standing at work, smoking, interested in studying the app of Kamasutra on my phone with all the details, shamefully pressing onto the wall so that no one can see. 
And suddenly I catch the interested eyes of the people around me. Looking back... Fuck it! The mirror wall!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №60618
 25.02.2012
zzz: What then after life?
Then we will all go to hell. Only I will be there with the villas...
YYY: In the ass

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №60617
 25.02.2012
ADR
Go to the rally!

Alexander is
I’d rather be on pet.
This is more pleasant and less likely to scratch the democratizer on the fucking.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60616
 25.02.2012
XXX: Sorry baby, I’m distracted by the dirty uncovered trolling
YYY: It sounds like'sorry dear, I didn't clean up my room because I went out to fuck a goat.'

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60615
 25.02.2012
He lazed on the affixes, dreaming that it would soon be on the cinema screens. And here I came across the movie "The Turin Horse". I give an annotation.
In 1889, a strange incident happened on the street of the Italian city of Turin. The cousin knotted his old horse, who refused to touch from the spot. Suddenly, a well-dressed gentleman with lush beards ran to the carriage and hugged the animal behind his neck, while bitterly ridding. He was none other than the world famous philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. He was hardly taken from the horse, and when brought home, it turned out that he was not in himself. Nietzsche was placed in a psychiatric hospital where he spent the rest of his life.
Here is Appogee!

But what happened to the horse and its owner? This is what the film will tell."

[ + 48 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60614
 25.02.2012
On the table for the 4th week is the apple.no lies and lies..but surprised that it does not change in general.no trace of rot, nothing (and in the office constant change of temperature, humidity, etc.) is
I called it "Lenin" and until I touch it, I wait for it to be =)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60613
 25.02.2012
In contact demotivator - In the corner of some room placed a spider and a lot of small spiders next to it.
The comments:
Fu Fu Beasts!!(I have an agrofobia at all!!and (
What about agrophobia? Fear of agriculture?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60612
 25.02.2012
I remembered. A member of the group told about the past events. In the early 90s, the physical culture faculty of the Belgorod pedagogical institute (already a university). International co-operation in the community. A German girl on her fingers requires her to teach a Russian phrase that would allow her, raising her hand during the lecture, to ask the teacher to get her out of the audience. The next day after the interlude, the girl raises her hand, stands up... and speaks to the entire lecture hall with such a sporty voice: “Let me pass.” The times were harsh – not all have yet determined: "what is good, what is bad". As they say, everything ended up in the end, but the "discussions of flights" were ridiculous.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60611
 25.02.2012
Time does not cure. Time passes by indifferently...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60610
 25.02.2012
“Do good and it will get you.” A long time ago I had to work as a welding worker in a large organization. There was a high salary. Prices were such that if you work honestly, you will go hungry guaranteed in 2 months. Therefore, everyone was engaged in assignments, but smelled without lifting the mask from the face. Now it is history: Since it was the case with the Communists, there were students in all the industries, practitioners, who were simply required to train the craft. There was a student here as well. And the most interesting thing, he really wanted to learn to weld, he really wanted to. No one wanted to waste time studying a poor student, everyone was chased away from him, shouting - "don't hinder working, redis". I felt sorry for him, especially because I wasn’t the same student so long ago. Take and advise. Hear, a student, at lunch you do not bother anyone, take a stick, electrodes and go to a bunch of debris, there boil as much as it enters and you will not bother anyone. In those days, neither electrodes nor energy were counted. Since then everything has been tired, the student glittered with a welding machine on a bunch of breakout, nobody got, thanked me at every convenient occasion. Everyone was pleased. The idyll continued until it had to be loaded with metal to be sent for melting. In general, they put wagons under load, pull the crane, crush, start lifting... and the crunch in the bag, a bunch does not even think of moving. What a fucking thing, I guess. They check and quietly hang out. The whole bunch is folded together, and each piece is folded to each other. The leadership is not what disagrees, it just cannot understand who, but most importantly WHY did it. A scandal grows, dismantling begins, it turns out that this is the job of a student, who immediately without any bites of conscience says that it was I who almost forced him. In general, all the workloads roast and choke at every convenient occasion, I "die" with a gas cut on this unfortunate bunch of mother with the last words of both the student and his kindness. For three days she was cut in pieces, the student was a goodwill fool. Well, at least for simple wagons did not count. Here is a good thing for you...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №60609
 25.02.2012
The stamp on the poster at the entrance to the city clinic:
“Treatment alone is dangerous to your health!”

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60608
 25.02.2012
Only in our clinics while you are in line for a certificate you risk not only to get sick again, but also to die in the process of natural aging.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60607
 25.02.2012
Oleg: I want to sleep.
Oleg: and 2 lamas of backs.
Pasha: Why do you sleep?

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