And you can also add to the buttons funny and not funny the button "You are a fool?"

YYY: I know what you think!
XXX: What about what?
YYY: I won’t tell you, I don’t want you to know what I think is right!
XXX: Oh you are a shit!
XXX: But I agree!
YYY: It works, epte!! to

She’s so blonde that I’t be surprised if she had a bow, she’d wear it now instead of a shirt.
Meow: You won’t believe it...

SI++ has two fat pluses:
It is yes...

The phrase indicator "disable antivirus and firewall" should be perceived by you as "remove your pants and get cancer"

Visited in Moscow. I understand that if anyone drops a nuclear bomb on Moscow, the Russians as a people will lose nothing.

What do you ask me, I’m a virgin! In theory, the car is fun.
He: No, for me it is not an option, not a toned one.
She: Yes, don't be afraid in 2 minutes the glass will sweat, nothing is visible.
She is fucking...

What they do not sell in electric cars! Once I was driving in the morning after the New Year's holidays, so there was a man who poured salt from the canister to all those who wanted it.

Do cats need to swallow? He runs like a horse, I can hear it. And his nails knock on the floor. And even the door breaks, if it is locked, din-din-din, loudly, and the pen pulls, just not mating the bass.

I have a recursion at the entrance *WALL*
WOW :?! to
Some fools are constantly opening the door to ventilate. At the entrance, the snail smells, and the other snails in it constantly suck, because. The door opened.

xxx: I found a bug in a game with my cat!
See also mm?
When he bites, I grab him for the skin and he hangs like a dead body. He is bite again! As much as you want! 😉
YYY: Pause button xD

Sanser: So it’s nice when you type a dumb question in Google, and there’s a lot of pages with exactly the same question. There is such pride. And you’re calm about yourself, you’re not the only idiot on earth.

The seventh screw is the most humane of operating systems. Now in the Start menu itself appeared the item "Uninstall Skyrim". Wanda is trying to save me.

Accidentally listened to a cigarette:
"My husband seems to have learned about Igor. He doesn’t say anything, but every time I come to him, he fucking fuck. I go, and so zero, I don’t want to. So, I think, give me such a lover?"

The teacher (a man "a little" over 50) is upset about the written checklist, saying how stupid we are in the shoes.
I, breathing, the neighbor to the party:
This is fucking troll!
Stiring behind the shoulder:
Do you think I am a troll?
I, pale red and blue of horror:
Not that you, Ivan Ivanovich!
I love studying, I love studying!
The audience slept.

Web developer forum. Spambot created the theme "The best young prostitutes of Moscow". Prices are stated in the text.
First comment: Something hurts cheap.
Second comment: Young because. work in the portfolio.

Do you have a Twitter?
YYY: NEA
YYY: I was there, my dad signed on me, and that was the end.

Letter from two sanitary officers:

I am a water person, I am a water person who would talk to me.

I’m an engineer, I’m an engineer, I’ll send the talk to her.

Conversation with my wife:
You promised to disassemble the couch!! to
I didn’t promise, you just asked.
and yes? What is the difference?

In the days with my daughter (3 years old) we watch "The Chronicles of Narnia", for a long time on the screen will jump centaurs. Katya looked, looked and asked, “Mom, why are people stuck in horses?”