I am standing at the crossroads, watching a man walking and asking for something from everyone. Here he fits me. I think about sending him a message until he starts saying:
The Senator! Help the veterans of the fight against alcohol!
After I laughed for half a minute and gave him all the little things.

Natashenka: Welcome, and how much about a machine can cost, a tokarno-fresher with CNC?
Are you yourself or a gift?

she(16:54:50 13/11/2011)
I don’t know what to wear at the concert.

he(16:55:47 13/11/2011)
You are all cowards and cowards.

she(16:55:54 13/11/2011)
:D
Why are they cowards? :)

he(16:56:41 13/11/2011)
There must be a mystery in a woman.

she(16:56:56 13/11/2011)
I thought it was a helmet.)

she(16:57:17 13/11/2011)
No, it’s a helmet. :D

Well, what manner is it to ask a question, listen to my long, understandable answer, not to understand and give:
In short, you don’t know, right?

G.: To my deepest regret, I am forced to stop the audience because I have to go out to negotiate with a business partner.
G.:Micha, I am ready to spit, chase in the counter for the timmod, or dacha will soon bury
G: Oh, not there

In Japan created a toilet on wheels
XXX is you. Wheel units have been produced by the Russian and Ukrainian automotive industry for many years.

xxx: In her interest it is written "to see Rome and die"
X: Can I send her Vitaly?
XXX is fucking
XXX in Italy

I was walking with a friend all night, drunk strongly, appeared at 6 a.m. She woke me up at 12 days with gentle smoothies and said that breakfast was ready.. it was pork with spaghetti under some sauce, coffee without sugar, but with cream, as I love, and yogurt. Next, a glass of dark beer with some sweet snack and an offer to choose a channel on TV. Heaven continued for the sweetest moment in my life, after which she left me in rest. And I was so insupportably ashamed of my behavior, for that bloated night I don't know where. Because I wasn’t with my beloved. for letting her sleep alone... I might make her an offer

I sit and don’t touch anyone. From the neighboring department:
You guys, you are healthy!!!! Zdo-ro-ven-ny baaaag!! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!! to

Rocky, who am I working with?

Well, good night, I’m fucking fuck! and :-*
Let’s go, it’s useful 😉
I have described myself!
With a relief! It is 😉
Fuck... Fuck...

I am going to work. I put my shirt in my pants so tight that I can’t raise my hands. And there is a thought - and suddenly an omon will break into the office, telling everyone:"Hands up!!", and I can’t get up and I’ll be shot... I made a shirt for release...

XHH: And to the note:
Being drunk, in London, when your bus runs out of the circle into its left lane, which in the rest of Europe is considered a meeting point.
In general, it is not necessary to scream to the driver "A-a-a-a, wisdom, what are you doing? You’re going to kill them all!"
XHH: They still don’t understand Russian.

He broke through jewelry sites, accidentally got into the section with rings made of tungsten carbide. After reading in Wikipedia what is this alloy (tougoplavky worse nowhere, does not scratch, does not scratch, does not faint, hardness is slightly easier than diamond and is used for the manufacture of drilling tools) - understood what material was made the ring of power in the depths of the black mountain. Now "my beauty" in free sale...

xxx: the same
XXX: This is such a burst.
xxx in the trousers

The magazines are burning.

In Kamishlova to catch a braconier helped his sweat
The man left next to the skin of the divided animal a dirty scarf and documents.

Oleg: By the way, have you heard? In the army officially abolished pearl meat!
Romka St@tyS: Pizzetz! Are they not feeding at all?

A soldier will not eat so much trousers!

Did you know that money left unattended is always needed by someone else?

Helping my son go through the medical commission.
He brought him to the clinic, showed - where what offices, took his turn, and fled his affairs.
But on the first floor near the registry I stopped.
A young girl talked with an incredibly gentle, ringing voice through the window with an old registrar aunt. I did not hear it first.
But it was interesting, and I stopped.
... I do not know. I was bitten by a dog and I was told to come here.
The Surgeon.
Do you have a card here? How old are you?
and 14. The card in this registration is not for me.
Bring a card and I will give you a voucher to the surgeon.

The girl turned confused and went out.
I encouraged her:
There is a children’s clinic nearby. Your card is there, right?
She breathed:
and no. I am from Lopatinsky. My card at our clinic.
She answered, and sadly went to the door.

Lapatinsk is such a micro-region. The city is scattered in pieces.
This girl now had to go to the stop for fifteen minutes, there ten or fifteen minutes to wait for the route, then fifteen minutes to drive, another ten minutes to go to her clinic, there in the registration to ask for a card and come back here. Not the fact that she would still be able to go to the doctor today.
No to!
This is wrong somehow! It is unfair!

I immediately remembered how I went to the traumatologist or surgeon many times with injuries, without problems and searching for the card, and turned to the registrar:
Can’t you get a new card right away?
I can. Does she have any documents?
(Please understand me correctly – if in the place of this beautiful woman with a melodic voice, a wonderfully scratched nose, a thin fragile figure and a magnificent thick, light hair, freely spread over the shoulders and descending to the middle of the shoulder, there would be an elderly Negro, or somebody else, I would do the same.)

I shouted joyfully:
The girl! go back! Do you have a passport with you? You got the passport.
already is?
She ran away:
There is no passport. This is just an insurance policy.
Aunt in the window, placing a blank in front of herself, whispered:
Bring him here...
______

That evening I came home without strength after volleyball, and said to the younger sitting behind the comp:
and Alish! I saved a man today. to tell?
Alisha, without turning around, replied:
A girl in a clinic? Do not need! I know. She sat next to
He went to the surgeon and told someone on his cell phone. He says:
“It’s good that there’s a man there!” I immediately realized.
It was you...

On the morning of December 5, the whole country will ask each other - who voted for the party that won with a giant split?

Guezwho: Here’s the bastard – a husband left his wife with two small breasts.