XX: What do you know about torture?
What do you know about Dialope?! to

No one knows what’s going on with the man on the other side of the screen. He seems to write smiles, but in fact he dies of pain, and tears roll on his cheeks.
Yyy: Or sitting on the toilet

by Habr

You can not shoot yourself in the foot, but easily hang yourself in an absolutely empty room.

... and, therefore, we stand in this mile-long queue to the box office, as two cute girls approach from behind, and one of them so cuddly:
Young people, is that what, flashmob?
- So it would not be to bring everything to bed, this imbecile loudly, sprinkling with saliva, shouted in her face "This is - Sparta!!!11!!!11!" ):

At 3 o’clock at night, I go to the entrance, I look at my newspaper in the mailbox, I take it... I open the door, and there my mom wakes up, runs out and says, “You are what?” Where was it?" and I "go to the newspaper" and give the newspaper. She cried and went to sleep.)

From the Health Forum:

Olga
Good day! I am 19 years old, with my regular partner, we can’t break the virgin pleura, that is, start normal sexual relationships. I would like to know if you are performing surgery to break the virgin pleura, if its cost and consequences are given. Thank you in advance, all hope for you.

Rodionov A.S., obstetrician-gynecologist, director of the center
The cost of this operation is 7500 rubles. under the narcotic.

Aries Wolf
I am not a mother, but I only use non-normative vocabulary in order to express my emotions more fully.

Dmitry
Because of the lack of literary knowledge.

Probably did not want to go to them simply - there is a German company, for three delays are fired.
Three days late? The nightmare. I would work there for three days. Maybe four...

The closer the 4th of March, the more singers, actors and famous people you cease to respect.

I'm riddled by the movie at 3 stream, am I a fool?
You are a mutant, where do you get three eyes to cry in three streams?

I went for your passport.
Thank you my sweet!! to
XHH: 5 dollars, sweet
and mine!
I will save)

XXX: Bring from Peter Porebrik
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Everyone says so, and you bring it.

Stay yourself: I am asking a friend. I would like to congratulate you on February 23. Reply to "R"

Why wasn’t you in a pair?
MissMe: Well, I woke up... Dinner...

xxxh: I am sitting in the clinic in the procedural, incubated
XHHH: nurses bring the direction to the blood barrier
Tagged with: "Kingdom"
WOW: well what, a good surname) Tsar Tsarevich, King Tsarevich)
That’s how he’s called Elisha.

February 23 for citizens:
- February 22 "aaaaaa tomorrow holiday holiday"
For the military:
-February 22, fucking tomorrow again to move to 9 in the morning in the part of the "holiday events" and be there until 4 a.m. Fuck the party.

Roan: the best antidepressant is breastfeeding.

It can only be so in Russia. At the epileptic office, a lamp flashes.

What stupid blonde has come up with this status: “When I’m not next to the one I love... I love the one I’m next to...” Show me her! I want to see that sheep!! to

When long looking for the meaning of life, most often find a bottle of vodka.