Dictionary on TV:
You, of course, will laugh, but President Medvedev has again promised to figure out everything and punish the culprits.

In general, we have the name Zhuk.
And what? Ordinary name
“Ugh... Only he had the account before it was "Beattle". The director said a mess, saying we don’t need any beats. We have changed, now it is "Bug" = ))

XXX Watching Panda Photos on the Internet
It’s a pity that there are so few such cute animals. :)
Yyy: Imho, if the panda didn’t spend their time on internet photosets, but fucking, they’t be extinct!

A good way to find a normal grandmother is to come to the gym on February 14 and choose from the available ones. Because if the grandmother is in the gym on February 14, then:
1st Inf 95% that it is free (employed on this day are sitting on the coffee shops and fucking for Valentines)
2nd Infa 100% that she goes to the gym
Three Inf 90%, that it is not TP (according to the legend, free TPs on February 14 sit on the window, wrapped in a pledge, sad and think of NEM)
Try it!

Glory
Why are you not sleeping? by 04:13:11
Danil
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Glory
by Ogo. How are you studying? by 04:15:39
Glory
Why tonight? Wednesday and Thursday.) by 04:16:19
Danil
Yes, I’m looking at the new series, hollowing up.) by 04:16:45
Glory
I think it's hard to fuck there, Orlov nahuy teaches at night for two and a half days to fuck, I'm going to write for so much diploma, and here the nahuy bohuchet teaches, I'm just crazy at all, that there are numbers, letters, bills, balance at the beginning, at the end, wiring, balance in the middle of wiring, stars on the ice, I think I'm not going to give up anything, once the Eagle is already teaching, I'll heal the nacher from the institute, my father will drive out of the house, I'll have to work in the macdake, laugh at the show, and I'm a gold medalist, the whole life of the goat under the bow, the drugs are crazy, fuck, my mother said, and I didn't listen to the bad,
Fuck, you scared me.

You have decided to lose weight.
See also: AGA
A good girl has to be a lot.
He: Here’s when a big man can be hugged twice, first on one side, then on the other.
I: but you embrace a big one and you can’t be sure that no one embraces her from the other side ;-)

Grandma yesterday decided to experiment with the cat toilet and not pour the filler there.
The cat wrote once a day.

This morning I hear Daddy’s cries: The cat jokes on his clothes (

The experiment succeeded.)

Women are strange creatures: in youth they crush their eyebrows, and in old age they draw them back.

The guitar never sounds so well, the movies are not watched, the secret meanings are not known, the smart thoughts do not come to mind, as when you have to write a cursor.

What a beautiful medalion you have!
This is my favorite gift!
xxx you are! Is it in the shape of your horoscope sign?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY According to the horoscope, I am a triangle.

Fun brings and taste revitalizing, the taste of the holiday is always real))) cognac with coca cola)))

What if I become fat like a pig?:D
YYY: And I will survive that too.
Behold, I will fall on you, and you will perish in my folds, somewhere between your ass and your back.
Yyy: Native enough to fantasize (Fantasize, but only in a different direction, in the erotic.: *
XXX is OK. I present you naked and hugged me.
yyy: Mmm... It’s better now))
And I’m all so thick and overwhelming that you lose your hands somewhere in my breasts.
I am happy I will be offended.
The fat people cannot be offended, they are all good and have breasts, unlike some.

In China, a 13-storey house collapsed and did not collapse.
The best comment: Do it! There was a single-tiered house in thirteen floors, and it became a single-tiered house in thirteen entrances.

Dear, when we have sex with you, you don’t say anything at this very moment, and you don’t even whisper! Could you say something so that I know you are all? If you find it difficult to pronounce "I end", say "what", or "already", or something else.
Okay, I will say something.
And at this very moment, during sex, I hear an unhappy male voice, thin, like a girl, as if a cat’s eggs were squeezed:
2nd day: Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey!
How can I hide!!! to

Chuck Norris removed a page from Facebook!!!!! to

xxx: if you live in this country - know, at birth you as a real man chose "hard" in the graph of difficulty
yyy : ) )
XXX: What do women choose?
Tagged: hard-core
XXX Why?
yyy: easy in this country is not, and they still have a horse in a burning cage to drag

Chuck Norris and Onotole Wassermann met behind the chess board on December 21, 2012.

What do you know about disappointment? I remember, at the court deficit of 1989, I, a 6-year-old thin miracle, standing near the sovkova universe, waiting for my mom to go out shopping. And - a miracle: she appears with two 2-kg bags of seeds. There was no limit to my joy: I was never treated with such a delicious meal, and there is so much right away, eat until you break!
Later it was discovered that it was black. for the planting of grown bulbs.
You say disappointment.

Please come to us in Ukraine! We have cheaper, more fun and more salad.

The best comment to the video, in which a group from Denmark acapella performs hits of the 90s, in the description of the request to write comments in English:
It is Fakin Emeizin! You are awoman!