I decided to clean the mouse and the keyboard.Now only one question plagues: How in the mouse entered as many crumbs as the keyboard!? to

The secretary now issued: "When I'm hungry, I don't put food into myself, but I stretch myself on it, like a sting."

I fell asleep only at half five in the morning until my mother gave me some shit to drink, thanks to which I was able to take a horizontal position.
YYY: I tried – it was really hard to sleep standing.

I also love when girls touch me with the inside of my cheeks. I am romantic.

Experience prevents us from enjoying doing nonsense.

Four students of one branch university poorly solved a problem in physics.
Is this the size of the cylinder? Well yes...
What is the volume of the cylinder?
“Two Pi”
(pause due to some otropy) - This is the same length of the circle...
Meaning “two-pi-er square”
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FURSENKA!, this "specialist" in two years will run the nuclear reactor on the control shield (and still no one else) - do you think your family will have time to get far enough?! to
D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

News on Auto Michael.Ru: "AutoVAZ employees will be obliged to drive only on Lada cars."
When the Russian elected by the people will be obliged to live on our own
Teachers and Doctors?! to

Recently bought Renault Megan Scenic 1997 (1.9tdi), so yesterday pushed the smoker into the smoker, that it slicked and the magnet was gone and the clock also stopped working. Who can tell what the matter is?

We need to change the protector.

Yesterday, before going home, I went to the pharmacy for wet wipes, the pharmacist was strange. I look at them 2 types of wipes packaging: large and small. I asked to sell a big one. I continue the conversation almost literally:
Provisor: I can’t do that!
I : Why?
Provisory: unlike small packages, these are only for intimate places!
I: I understand, give it anyway :)
Provisory: What places are you going to clean them?
I (with sarcasm): intimate of course;)
In the end, she had to explain what I needed for the servers. She calmed down after that.

From the forum:
Dubolom: The intelligence services could have done something.
In Koretsky, a similar case was mentioned: in the late 1970s, in the USSR, soap disappeared massively from the shelves and then for some time it was not in sale at all.20 years later, already under Yeltsin, a journalist dug to the truth for what the GRU was trying to remove it.
It was already in the 80s, then along with soap disappeared men's socks and women's socks. Now it is clear - they caught free neutrons.

Paranoid Notebook: Keeping a bag of chips with you in the flight. If it breaks out, discharge the salon!
Why have chips if you have eyes?

The girl burned and talked about visiting natural caves, she...
And my friend was in the caves there such funny pimples hanging on top, like their... Staphylococcus:-D

Asked by?
Oh, Higher Forces, please give me the opportunity to bring back the pressed back into the tube!

We answered.
In the presence of a syringe without a needle, this will not be a problem.

This gift cannot be thanked.
With respect, Higher Powers.

The establishment of joint ventures with Western firms is the shortest path to the complete collapse of capitalism. — KVN NKU Team, 1987.

Zzzz: I do the cleaning all day. The disorder is localized, surrounded, and is in a siege.

MadBrozzeR: Yes, so is it. I do not smoke, I do not use any alcohol and obscene words, I monitor the literacy of my speech, I help people free of charge, I have never cheated on my girlfriend (since such a fool, by the way, no one needs any more foolishness).

X: I want to go and wash an apple
Y: Just don’t eat the branch.
Z: It is the most caloric.

When I showed my son’s sister from the third floor of the nursery and asked who he looked like, she said, “On the bean.”

xxx: I am going to work in the office, I need to update my wardrobe - classic shirts, pants, blouses, socks.
yyy: go to the store "plankton"

A friend writes...

X: Hi, take my Xbox for a session

I have been waiting for this all my life!!! to