Go into your head and find all the answers.
My cockroaches will eat you early.
IZI: If you are not noticed in life - rejoice, you have mastered the secret art of Ninja.
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After a year of family life, I met Zen - how to communicate with girls in a new way
xxx: for example, you can just dance with her in a club, and at the same time not think how to quickly "protect her in bushes", but just get a positive ;)
yyy: I have been living this way for a long time, I calmly and unforcedly communicate with girls, do not stick and behave decently, so for a year and a half no one has given me :'(
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Tef: you need to rename the traffic jams into flashmobs and it will immediately be easy and fun.
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A giraffe on an avatar is the best way to calculate a dwarf.
Thanks to those who invented this, it was easier not to get into the fool:
Playing in WoW. The son-in-law in the "Titan Quest" breaks down, a niece (5 years old) instead of cartoons sometimes comes to see what is interesting on the monitors. I sat there, the current logged... I approached, looked at my orc in the character selection window and delivered the sentence:
My dad killed them!
Where is it better to catch a bean?
Lena: Beyonce to catch in the bowling in the evening, step on someone's foot, such beyonce you catch, you won't take away.
SergeyBlack: Hi) caught here a new grid sosed_s_perfom_pidr
Contact is a form of invitation to a meeting. Options "I go","I may go", "I can’t go". Why, fucking, there is no option "I can, but I don’t want to, bluff, and I’m not going to fuck!!!!"???? to
Angry
XXX: There are no miracles
A shit happens.
I want to meet her in the summer.
XXX: And there according to the plan: Drink and break))
Tagged: xd
Yyy: By the way, a familiar formula
XX: Dick B. She's been with you all summer
An indigenous Moscovite: She recently walked home on the street, passed by talking guys, and her first thought was: “Russian speaking.” = = (
We have a jazz column, and you?
We have a drama'n'bass - every time
Zzzz: We are growing up. Here is!
XXX is
Father of Light! Full of people!
YYY
Full of popcorn.
XXX is
Do you feel like a pop?
Do you hold a straw?
YYY
Hm...
Interesting interpretation
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What happens if I put an enabled vacuum cleaner in my eye?
You will recognize the vacuum cleaner from within.
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Forum on gender relations:
How to surprise a girl in bed?
Bite her in the ass!
"The Dangerous Method" is a movie about psychoanalysis, but after viewing it, there was only one thought: "Kira Knightley's chest has the property of a Schrödinger cat. Breasts as if there were, but they were not"
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South Ural Television correspondent Larisa comes to a village whose inhabitants caught a snowman. He breaks the branch and pulls the girl with him, then feeds her with mushrooms, as a result the girl begins to understand the language of yeti...tra tata....
At first I did not believe... I was stunned...!) The film is called "SAMKA"... in the course of the one who filmed it himself ate mushrooms)
XXX: The Rabbit
Do you want to go to IKEA with us?
YYY : Why?
In the closet :D
- Have you been to Peter, they say, in Marinka at least visited?
I didn’t go to Marina.
Fucking in Maryland.