and Chuck Norris. You can everything! Help me to meet a person worthy of life, the second half!

Commentary under photo:

Dinarka, you’re going to shrink from what I’m going to say)) and it won’t be a compliment)) I clicked on your ave to look at it more deeply, and while the computer was squeezed a bit, I turned to the TV. When I turned back to the monitor I almost turned from the chair of fear, because I felt like I had a large-scale girl on the monitor from the call. Make it brighter and happier.)

Yesterday I cooked a tea cup with soda... did you drink tea from it at all?? to
Yes, there is a temperature of about 100 degrees - all the microbes die
I thought the taste was so strange, and it turned out to be dead microbes.

Talk about the fact that in Irkutsk right in the city made a ski slope.
Q: Do you have any hills in Peter?
A: We have a level. The steepest slope is the pandus in the clinic.

Education is better not for those who know more, but for those who know at least something.

Family New Year is approaching!
In every family, various light and strong drinks are already packed and await their hour.

The use of glass bottles with traffic jams in a few years has revolutionized the storage of all wines. These wines were very different from their modern tires. Descriptions of these wines are rare, but we know that Bordeaux wines were pink, not red; that Volne, the most elegant wine among modern Burgundy red wines, was pink almost until the end of the eighteenth century; that in Champagne from year to year no one knew what colour the wine would be. However, it was in Champagne that the next step in the history of wine production was made. As in many cool climatic zones, Champagne wines have always had a natural tendency to sparkle brightly. This sparkiness is the result of the action of temperature, which slows down the process of converting natural grape sugar into alcohol. The remains of sugar continue to roam slowly, while producing carbon dioxide.
Almost at the same time, another ancient secret was discovered - the miraculous properties of fungal mold "Botrytis". Wine makers in Tokai, Hungary, missed the usual time of harvesting berries due to negligence and were forced to make wine from berries that threatened to dry out in front of their eyes. And they got a wonderful wine with a new taste, a wonderful elixir, which was soon honored at the table of the French King Louis XIV.

If non-drinking Muslims were not obsessed with the idea of finding the elixir of life, we drinking Europeans might have learned nothing about whiskey, cognac, vodka and other distillation products that are so important in our lives. Alchemists of the East sought the elixir, and as a result invented the cube of propulsion. This useful invention is in
Europe, where at first the local doctors of the Faust naively followed the vows of their Eastern counterparts and also used the cube exclusively for scientific purposes. The alchemists suspected the existence of the "fifth essence" (in Latin "quintessence") in literally every second substance, and therefore the cube was all in a row. The experiments could have continued for a long time if there had been no wine there. Alchemists heated it to the temperature between the boiling points of alcohol and water. As a result, the alcohol came out in the form of steam and again gained a liquid form with a strength of about 60 degrees already in another vessel.
The elixir of life became a legend, and it was told to children for the night instead of a fairy tale.
In France, the Arabic invention originated mostly in the province of Sharrant, where with its help something similar to the current cognac was created. The charrants would have produced the erzac of their now famous drink, if some charrer Jacques de la Croix-Marron, who abused the alcohol of primary distillation, had not had a nightmare.
Shevelle dreamed that the devil himself had appeared for his soul and, in order to get what he wanted, threw Marron into the boil, but without success.
(I got to drink, shorter to the white, alkas) Then the devil ordered him to throw his caretaker into the burying "bath" again, and at that moment the swallower woke up in a cold sweat. After a bit of reflection, he shouted with a joyful cry, “Evrika!” He rushed to the exorcist, arguing that if the devil was able to get a human soul only after the second boiling, then the best juice from the wine can only be taken after the second exorcism. The liquid obtained as a result of double distillation was called eau-de-vie - "water of life".
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Well, and about vodka and Mendeleev you know everything yourself.

Happy New Year!! to

Economist Petrov, who appeared to the New Year corporate with a video camera, unexpectedly the next day, for the promise to immediately destroy the disc - the original with video shooting, received the following material benefits:
Increase salary by one and a half times (from the boss)
- travel to Gelendzhik (from Anna Petrovna – chairman of the trade commission),
- 29567 rubles is all that was in the pockets of Petro Ivanovich,
Yesterday with Anna Petrovna,
- a bottle of French cognac (from the driver Volodya and the accountant
the gallows),
A long, promising kiss (from the secretary of the boss).

As a child, I could not normally sit on the toilet after watching a Soviet film, where the hand comes out of the water!!! to

A lecture on thermeh, a huge audience, the lecturer tells something loud. Students are half asleep. From the distant sides, louder than the lecture for the entire audience, someone’s conversation is heard. Prepod is silent, the conversation does not stop.
A wooden sign with a characteristic sound beats on the table.
Crying from the back of the pants: "Fish!!!" and :DDD

I work on the railway by the poet Vau: what, do you read the poems to the trains? I don’t write this, so I rarely go home.

I realized we had it forever when she stopped shaming in my presence... :)

The requirements for the weight of the girls have been tightened. now 90-60-90 and up to 60 kg.)
YYY: all their criteria of what they wanted, they provided.
Height of 90
Length of 60
Length of 90
Weight of 60
Let him take his parallel.

by Sergey 09:02:53
Give the foolish! How is the mood?

by Alexander 09:06:40
Oh..., wai...., monitora-nam breaks up with me..., satanama..., miracles are probably useful!)))

by Sergey 09:10:22
Monet will not tell you that. Later, the phone will talk to you.
Speaking of the New Year...

by Alexander 09:22:40
The tram, the echo,
Tazik, soap and two eggs.
The tooth, the cardboard of the fight,
Someone’s breasts and a dog.
The cat, the cat shit.
Printer, Salo and Taburet
The stone, the scissors, the towel
Sweaters, sausages and cockroaches
From the film Spiderman.
Everyone wants to tell you.
Happy New Year to your mother!!!

by Sergey 09:23:32
=)))))))))) is a very bad thing!!!! Where did you get it.

by Alexander 09:54:20
Go to Galway! ? It is... ?

Gerza: I’m a man, though a bit confused, but worried... thief! that is. I mean modest.

I go to the entrance, call the elevator, and it is silent and from the last floor to the first goes a long time, but I know about how long to wait, and the call button when you press it does not light up, as if the elevator does not work.
I am standing, I wait, a girl enters the entrance, stands around me and stands, looks I am standing and the elevator is not called, presses a button and the button does not light up, asks the elevator, what does not work?
xxxh: here, I understand that the elevator is already coming, I get a pencil out of the bag, and with the movement of the harypotty I say "Allohamora!""...and here the door opens.
I went into the elevator... and the girl stood looking at me and obviously thought that if I ran into the wall I would get to station 9 and 3/4...

Telephone call on New Year’s Eve:
He: Hi, what are you doing?
She: Yes, I wash my liver.
This is class D! I’ll go home, I’ll have to wash too.
She is: Beef liver, fool :D

Early on the morning of December 30, my mother had to go to a business meeting.
Mom: well what is it, why people don't sleep in the morning, well, I'll get up early first specifically to congratulate everyone)))
My mother is cowardly.

X: Do you already have plans for the NHG?
You’ll find me in my apartment with a notepad.
You spend all your weekends (and it’s a celebration!
Okay, I’ll turn on the girland.

I sit at home and I watch the TV. A movie about shark. Mom passing by says to the speaker: look at yourself, if she's small, it doesn't mean she's dumb. and :)

The village of Sokolovka Tyumen Oblast! We go to the pond. With you to have something fun, edible and desirable something fireworks.
To whom do I write this? The Internet has one...