Doping is when noticed, and yet not noticed - it is vitamins.
Recently, in Kiev, the Day of the Prosecutor’s Office was celebrated. leksuses and land cruisers on the parking lot are still in trouble, but when their music order for 90%+ entered the shanson headed by “Bratva, do not shoot each other”.
They are not burning, right?
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There are three things in the world that can’t be cut off: a thread from a cottage, a fruit sticker, and a ass from a couch.
I sit on courses, hiding my adminity. The local administrator runs puts the camera, the microphone, the internet. It looks like a Thai massage ;)
A man distinguishes a hundred shades of black by choosing socks, and a woman by choosing a red dress.
“United Russia” won the election.
Timothy Dexter is an eccentric, naive, uneducated businessman who has accumulated wealth on deals that, contrary to common sense, made him rich. Dexter was born on January 22, 1747.
Madeleine in Massachusetts. Having married a wealthy widow, he started managing her savings. First, he began to buy the depreciated during the years of war for
Independence “continental currency”, which no one needed.
However, suddenly after the war, the currency regained value and brought the businessman a huge income. He bought cheap shares and then they began to rise in price. The uneducated jump was mocked and one day a merchant joked to him that the islands of West India lacked gloves and cushions. Without knowing anything about the hot climate, he carried goods to the tropics. Everyone around me thought he was crazy. But surprisingly, the gloves were bought by Asian merchants, who resold them to Siberia, and the truffles were used by local producers of pataka as a boiler.
Again, the jokers advised him to sell coal to Newcastle.
After buying coal, he sent it to England, not knowing that Newcastle was a major coal-mining city. The expression “selling coal”
“To Newcastle” is an idiom and means “unnecessary occupation.” When the ship arrived in the city, it turned out that local coal workers declared a strike and there was no coal in the city. As a result, the cargo was sold with great success.
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We’re so happy with Eddy at the election. They will steal like the last time.
After the first date, let the girl know to the guy that he didn’t like it and didn’t call again.
The best answer: "And the money for the restaurant I will not give you back. Consider this as a payment for Muslimism."
Q: Who are you working for?
and a cook.
Do you cook deliciously?
See also: Nea
Why do you work as a cook?
I hate people, let them go.
Will you go to the cinema for a new movie Mission Impossible?
WOW: No
The Kremlin is Exploding
When is the premiere?
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XXX: once I took off a prostitute, well not took off and bought. and not a prostitute and ice cream.but it was also fun.
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AleexxX (15:21:01 6/12/2011)
Fuck the fuck. It was a coral!
AleexxX (15:24:35 6/12/2011)
The accountant sits like this and asks: is the analgetic what we have?? to
I mean, I am fucking fucking.? to
It is as if clarifying: Cabardino-Balkaria?? to
I: Aaaah probably!
We go into the apartment with a cat. He hides, I catch
We play cat and mouse.
He is a mouse!
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Okay, you are very interesting and informative, but I really have time! So give it. Pakla Rvakla... Dog Drum... A... Spokey Noki!
Fuck, I and comrades for the results of your elections suffered more than for ours.We were with you, now we sincerely sympathize with you.
Your dear hats.
I went to vote for the first time. A gift of chupa-chops. The state is quite obsessively hinting: "soak, soak and you will suck".
Robin Hood of our time takes the votes of the strong parties and gives the weak.
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Roman Viktorovich (IT): I did not go to school!!! I wandered!! Third Class
Roman Viktorovich (IT): you write at the beginning of the battle in the dancers and such a fun.))))
There is Ogo and Urura!! Especially when you’re on a top dance.
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Happiness is when you don’t have to go to work in the morning and don’t have to go home in the evening.