Two colleagues at work:
Something got his head sick!
2: I guess I’m sitting.

See also Google:
Q: What should I do if I am very careless? What professions can I go with?
Q1: and go to the surgeon, it doesn't matter what you will cut, in the end, everyone will die)
O2: but better with a toucher))) minus 1 finger - and attention will come by itself

Talking friends, Y offers X to go to the grandmothers...

YYYY :
If you are small, you will be ashamed.
The xxx:
Do you know that bodies talk when they see a big cock?
YYYY :
How big is he?
YYYY :
I guessed?
The xxx:
You guess and I really know. lol
YYYY :
ahahahah
The xxx:
Tagged with: crazy
YYYY :
Suckled

From Habr:
Even a terrible paranoid can be called by a companion with an Android — and Google has a paranoid phone. Then a paranoid car runs past the house — and Google has a photo of the paranoid house, the name of his wireless grid, and (of course by a tragic mistake) a little traffic from his grid. Then good friends will tag on photos of the paranoid, and Google will find his face. Well, thanks to the hard-working bees, building their social connections in each laundry, Google will have an approximation of paranoid locations.
Moral: It is hard for paranoids today :)

Rus_ik: I jumped the track by type of reminder. There is the possibility to create a base of goods and prices for them, in order to in the future simply choose from the list that you need to buy. Of course, all this can be edited and prices changed (if they have changed). But not about that now. The losers were apparently crooked because immediately after the installation of the progi, the following records were found in the base of goods as an example: "Horse horse - half a kilo.", "Horse rabbit - 2pcs.", "Hren (vegetable) - 400g.", "Horse (not vegetable) - 1pcs.", "From a shark roasted puppet 4pcs.", "Gummy rubber - half a hose.", "Shlem Gagarinast - 1pcs.", "Any necessary hose - 5 liters.", "Extracts of mammoth - 3 bags". And in the About window it is written: "All right in reserve."

<banderlog> I found one curious property of Soviet soft chairs
< opium> are they solid?

The modern world is when a document switches faster than it then opens in a word.

This fool left me with a sick newborn baby. I could say I pulled the child out of that light. She carried all these years as a curse, about his help was not spoken at all, not even interested. And here, 8 years later, I have a wonderful son, a highly paid job, a decent position in an international company. Apartment in the center of the city, expensive car and a tiny but very cozy villa in one of the tropical countries on the ocean. And here he appears. With the confessions that I am the best woman in his life, we just need to be together and in general, the child needs a father.
Advice what to do, or send it to x@i is too easy, I think.

Q: What is your favorite color?
Mary is red
Do you like the color of my eyes?

Sleep is boiling.
Nootropic ointment helps.
I do not smoke.
Nucotune ointment should not be smoked.

XXX is amazing! Here the tiger was subjected to pigs in tiger costumes and she accepted them as native tigers!
Yyy: Nothing strange, chickens are laid out and they grow them quietly.
ZZZ: Yes yes. People are cats.

From the news: a citizen of Tajikistan arrived to give birth to St. Petersburg with a kilogram of drugs in the stomach

The woman gave birth in the night not the son, not the daughter.

Problems with driving:

XXX: I have a gas :D, or rather a pedal, there is somewhat smooth hope and at the same time, and I can not smoothly
Turn off the radio and listen.
XXX: there is almost no sound
YYY: Father shut off, Fathers generally strong :D

I heard a conversation with a girl.
Q: Fale, of course, I called you and fell asleep.
D: Oh, I also shook when I picked up the phone and heard a snort.

All the people who have a computer at home and an inet are soaves.

We, the Kamchadals, remember the cold winters of 91 and 92 years:)when we slept under 3 blankets, and also dressed:) and the light on the schedule included, by areas:)
They sat with candles.
The newspapers printed a lighting schedule.
And the most offensive was when the lights were turned on from 8 a.m. to 12 a.m., and you were in school:( you won't even watch cartoons. This is a difficult childhood. And the toys attached to the ceiling are all stuff :)

Briefly about the weather

XXX: I still have trouble. Yesterday’s T-shirt was broken.

There are only three topics, the ability to reason and argue on which automatically deprives the status of a Reasonable Man:

1) "Only in our village are the workers, and in the neighboring all the thieves, and the district center in general has been eaten" (and vice versa);
2) Only the Russian People are the bearers of Spirituality and Intellect! (and vice versa);
All the men weep like horses, and all the women are dumb, lying on the couch and demanding money (and vice versa).

A creature noticed in the ability to seriously scratch such subjects can be thrown into the bioreactor without the slightest risk to society as a whole. This is the way, robots.

XXX is
I decided to look for a job: I read the title of the ad.
XXX is
Schedule of work: part-time employment
HHH
I open.
XXX is
Schedule: 5/2, 8 hours a day
XXX is
I love the Sberbank :)

How are you with me in bed?
I like it.
Do you like it or will you tell your friends?