KidGat is fucking. I want a child
Engineer: Are you fucked up? Why suddenly?
KidGat: Yes I read here. The New Year Happened
The engineer?
KidGat: Imagine how cool. I go to normal work. We will have gifts for the kids there to give New Year's Eve, and I will eat them all.
Everyone is alone in this apartment.
Collection 31.12.2011 at any time at the monitor.
As usual, in general.
They asked:
Smile from a guy. How to react to that?
I want to see you nearby, to feel you nearby, to embrace you nearby. Next to Fourier.
We answered:
Answer, if you are under 18 or you are a humanitarian:"Lol, what?"
If you are over the age of 18 and you are a technician: "I belong to the Goelders class."
I sat down for the computer with Eliška, swing her, the movie "Orange Juice" is on the TV, I saw it, so I don't watch it. Here, the heroine of Dopkunaite cries to the hero "Egor!", from our bedroom escapes the asleep Egor with the bullets released, loudly shuffling the tapes and stumbling. I didn’t even understand where he was rushing so intentionally! He walked and looked at me in a hurry, and I looked at him. There is no scene. Suddenly he saves: "Who cried "Egor"?!I almost died of laughter! I say that it was from the TV called, and he with the words "Zebani" shakes back :))
It’s good to sleep after the night shift :)
Conversation with a child (nearly 4 years)
Stop watching the cartoon all the time! There are kids who don’t have a computer at all.
There are no such children, mother, there are no such children. Do not tell me such a terrible thing.
Facebook: I woke up at 6 a.m. and remodeled all the cats. and revenge!
You, who yesterday in Moscow from the blue Logan pulled a bag with a notepad, a terabytes screw and two modems! Return the information from the screw! My phone numbers, asya and email you have now.
It works – don’t lie down! For the day before the New Year, do not touch anything.
xxx: "I’ll give a table with three legs. Oh with two. A taboo with one leg! I sell a shredder and 4 shredders. B/u." (c) Evil
WOW: What is it?
The United States considers the reports prepared by other countries on the human rights situation in America unacceptable.
When we were 8 years old, my girlfriend was Sellor Moon, and I was Sellor Venus))))))))))))))))) and we glued their attributes from the paper and we wore around the house with the screams "Moon prism, give me strength!" And now she has a husband and two children, I reminded her, and she sent me into her ass))))))))))))))) SHAMED to her))))))))
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I read here about a three-liter bowl of mercury... The author, you are ignorant. The bank breaks out of a large amount of mercury, because its weight is disproportionately greater than water - this is once. Mercury does not eat anything: neither the shoes, nor the wreath, nor even the skin. If this happened in the institute, it would be closed until complete demercurization. Everyone else is just as stupid.
PS: The winter holidays in schools have begun, immediately replaced.
HHH
Oh, I found an MMO in Old Warsaw!
WOWU
Farewell to the real world.
HHH
Her mother is paid.
WOWU
The real world? =) is
HHH
Farewell to the scholarship!
In the basement 38 degrees.
Natasha: Where is it?
This is an infusion.
I realized how much we dislike the ruling party only after seeing the inscription on the fence:
- Vaska P...ev sold Edru!
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In America, when a sanitary technician comes, they shoot porn.In Russia, you are so fucking as long as you call a sanitary technician.
We hang over the runway. In the headphones you hear: "Sit in the marked square." I look down: either I don’t understand something, or one of the two is just the circles painted on the asphalt. The pilot asks: What square? I only see a circle. Answer: Well, the “circle” is the “square”, it is in our way, in a military way.
I should have gotten such roses :(
It takes 7 seconds for food to get from mouth to stomach. Human hair can hold up to 3 kg. The length of the penis is 3 the length of the thumb. Women blink twice as often as men. The women read this text. Men are still looking at their big finger.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
yyy: I recently made measurements =D
$Irisha $Ura!! to
Dead Jarrah ©
$IRISHA$ What is it?
Dead Jarrah O_O
$IRISHA$ and
Three times she struck the ground with a copper, and three times the gold fell to the feet of the Padishah.
$IRISHA$ Yes a tough case
Dead Jarrah A severe accident happened in the swamps near Urupinsk. A flock of begemots was stuck, and the tractors crashed.
$IRISHA$ Yes to you
Dead Jarrah Well you, what pain... There is no strength to endure you anymore. Let me be a bitch, but I am free. A spider wrapping a net.
$IRISHA$ Here and talk to him seriously
Dead Jarrah... and you’ll hit the hip right away. When you see him, he will look at you horribly. And all night he will tell you shit.
$Iron$ thank you
Dead Jarrah: Comrade Stalin for our happy childhood!
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