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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №58006
 30.12.2011
KidGat is fucking. I want a child
Engineer: Are you fucked up? Why suddenly?
KidGat: Yes I read here. The New Year Happened
The engineer?
KidGat: Imagine how cool. I go to normal work. We will have gifts for the kids there to give New Year's Eve, and I will eat them all.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №58005
 30.12.2011
Everyone is alone in this apartment.
Collection 31.12.2011 at any time at the monitor.
As usual, in general.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58004
 30.12.2011
They asked:
Smile from a guy. How to react to that?
I want to see you nearby, to feel you nearby, to embrace you nearby. Next to Fourier.
We answered:
Answer, if you are under 18 or you are a humanitarian:"Lol, what?"
If you are over the age of 18 and you are a technician: "I belong to the Goelders class."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58003
 30.12.2011
I sat down for the computer with Eliška, swing her, the movie "Orange Juice" is on the TV, I saw it, so I don't watch it. Here, the heroine of Dopkunaite cries to the hero "Egor!", from our bedroom escapes the asleep Egor with the bullets released, loudly shuffling the tapes and stumbling. I didn’t even understand where he was rushing so intentionally! He walked and looked at me in a hurry, and I looked at him. There is no scene. Suddenly he saves: "Who cried "Egor"?!I almost died of laughter! I say that it was from the TV called, and he with the words "Zebani" shakes back :))
It’s good to sleep after the night shift :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58002
 30.12.2011
Conversation with a child (nearly 4 years)
Stop watching the cartoon all the time! There are kids who don’t have a computer at all.
There are no such children, mother, there are no such children. Do not tell me such a terrible thing.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №58001
 30.12.2011
Facebook: I woke up at 6 a.m. and remodeled all the cats. and revenge!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58000
 30.12.2011
You, who yesterday in Moscow from the blue Logan pulled a bag with a notepad, a terabytes screw and two modems! Return the information from the screw! My phone numbers, asya and email you have now.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57999
 30.12.2011
It works – don’t lie down! For the day before the New Year, do not touch anything.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №57998
 30.12.2011
xxx: "I’ll give a table with three legs. Oh with two. A taboo with one leg! I sell a shredder and 4 shredders. B/u." (c) Evil

WOW: What is it?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №57997
 30.12.2011
The United States considers the reports prepared by other countries on the human rights situation in America unacceptable.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57996
 30.12.2011
When we were 8 years old, my girlfriend was Sellor Moon, and I was Sellor Venus))))))))))))))))) and we glued their attributes from the paper and we wore around the house with the screams "Moon prism, give me strength!" And now she has a husband and two children, I reminded her, and she sent me into her ass))))))))))))))) SHAMED to her))))))))

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57995
 30.12.2011
I read here about a three-liter bowl of mercury... The author, you are ignorant. The bank breaks out of a large amount of mercury, because its weight is disproportionately greater than water - this is once. Mercury does not eat anything: neither the shoes, nor the wreath, nor even the skin. If this happened in the institute, it would be closed until complete demercurization. Everyone else is just as stupid.
PS: The winter holidays in schools have begun, immediately replaced.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57994
 30.12.2011
HHH
Oh, I found an MMO in Old Warsaw!
WOWU
Farewell to the real world.
HHH
Her mother is paid.
WOWU
The real world? =) is
HHH
Farewell to the scholarship!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57993
 30.12.2011
In the basement 38 degrees.
Natasha: Where is it?
This is an infusion.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57992
 29.12.2011
I realized how much we dislike the ruling party only after seeing the inscription on the fence:
- Vaska P...ev sold Edru!

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57991
 29.12.2011
In America, when a sanitary technician comes, they shoot porn.In Russia, you are so fucking as long as you call a sanitary technician.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №57990
 29.12.2011
We hang over the runway. In the headphones you hear: "Sit in the marked square." I look down: either I don’t understand something, or one of the two is just the circles painted on the asphalt. The pilot asks: What square? I only see a circle. Answer: Well, the “circle” is the “square”, it is in our way, in a military way.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57989
 29.12.2011
I should have gotten such roses :(

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57988
 29.12.2011
It takes 7 seconds for food to get from mouth to stomach. Human hair can hold up to 3 kg. The length of the penis is 3 the length of the thumb. Women blink twice as often as men. The women read this text. Men are still looking at their big finger.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
yyy: I recently made measurements =D

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №57987
 29.12.2011
$Irisha $Ura!! to

Dead Jarrah ©

$IRISHA$ What is it?

Dead Jarrah O_O

$IRISHA$ and

Three times she struck the ground with a copper, and three times the gold fell to the feet of the Padishah.

$IRISHA$ Yes a tough case

Dead Jarrah A severe accident happened in the swamps near Urupinsk. A flock of begemots was stuck, and the tractors crashed.

$IRISHA$ Yes to you

Dead Jarrah Well you, what pain... There is no strength to endure you anymore. Let me be a bitch, but I am free. A spider wrapping a net.

$IRISHA$ Here and talk to him seriously

Dead Jarrah... and you’ll hit the hip right away. When you see him, he will look at you horribly. And all night he will tell you shit.

$Iron$ thank you

Dead Jarrah: Comrade Stalin for our happy childhood!

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