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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58026
 30.12.2011
For your eyes are brown for your eyelids, beautiful for your assy waist, and a tired smile.
[Akina] to [Svetochkin]... six years of strict regime colony
It is a little [which is] a little [which is a little].
[Akina] to [Svetochkin] The victim is one, there is no organized group... for what more?

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58025
 30.12.2011
I asked my dad to shake his head. He is like that later. Eventually, it turned out that he heard – washing his head. But the fact remains a fact – he agreed to wash his 20-year-old daughter’s head.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58024
 30.12.2011
I work as a courier, I need to deliver the order to the office. As an address they left the following:

Metro Volgograd Pr., the last wagon from the center. Under the bridge into a hole in the fence, along the railway path to the station of Bojna. Through the fence-grid, past the meat pack, clusters of wandering dogs and fur along the Scotoprogonny street. In front of the cemetery is an anchor behind a fence with a coil. Turn against the clock arrow to the CPC.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58023
 30.12.2011
Put the sounds of the usual whistles on the auto answer and you will find out what they think of you in the moments when you don't take the phone for a long time :)

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58022
 30.12.2011
Damn how I get angry when people are mistaken in the word bilateral!
Wow, you won’t believe...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58021
 30.12.2011
Well, if you drink so much, your liver will not be happy.
No problem, I will endure. The tea is small.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №58020
 30.12.2011
We eat cake at work. Lena-Zanuda reads the composition of the cake: "Oh, and here the honey is artificial!". Vitaly joke: how is it? No pieces of bees. =) is

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №58019
 30.12.2011
Hour of Pick. The bus stop... The bus arrives empty, and the whole crowd begins to break through the entrance. A scream from the crowd:
To the glory of Roy! We go to the overlord, comrades of the green!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58018
 30.12.2011
XX: And Pugacheva is still 50?
YYY: No one knows for sure: all witnesses to her birth and the first years of life have long since died.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58017
 30.12.2011
A worldly lion and a doyarka - cancer look the same.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58016
 30.12.2011
I read in the news that a snowman was caught in Ingushetia. I’m telling this amazing news to my brother. His reaction is immediate:
“Who caught Putin?”

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58015
 30.12.2011
by Putin:
What is the dialogue with the opposition? They hunt something unclear.
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, and you clap them off.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58014
 30.12.2011
Tags: accident accident
WOW to stop. It reminds me of my childhood when you walk around with candles.
Oh, sweetness... and I was sitting and watching “Disappearance on 7th Street,” about the middle of the movie. Shut off the light. A cat is jumping on the back of the chair. What bricks are there, I’ve gotten out of my house!!! to

[ + 50 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58013
 30.12.2011
What are the names of the Chinese who fought on the side of the Nazis?
and??? The Japanese, right?
Surely the Japanese!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58012
 30.12.2011
I persuade the administration to finally add the Author button - TP!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58011
 30.12.2011
xxx: I have now in the opera several tabs of youtube open, and the names do not fit, only "anal..." "anal..." "anal..." "anal..." "anal..."
You are an analyst :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58010
 30.12.2011
I was very upset with one notorious European tech store. They bought columns today, an obvious thing - inside the box packed in poppy polyethylene.
We come home - we open up - and all the puppies are wrapped!!! and (

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58009
 30.12.2011
Meeting with Dad.
Q: Hi my daughter! What about your face? Yellow is everything. Do you have yellow? Does the stomach hurt? There is no hustle? Is there something wrong with the cake?? to
Maybe I’ll have to change the powder.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58008
 30.12.2011
I have a cat, a vampire.
2 – What does it mean?
1 - I buy milk in a package not in cardboard, but in such a soft, plastic... came, chatted away, left on the table... come - milk flows from the table. And on the package with milk two careful holes from the cloves. and the happy cat lacks milk from the floor... well, though not well lying, opening his mouth, where it drops milk from the table...

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58007
 30.12.2011
Remember after half an hour that the water is getting in the bath.
Reminded the neighbors.

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