About the Moscow Metro:

The subway is cool, there is warm, we are constantly warm with the boys, and the little things are thrown up by good people. I write with the ring, here and wifi now, I will not leave here!

She: I love you! 3 Let’s meet you?
Q: What is my favorite color?
She is black?
He: Yes, blue... Okay... And that’s... my hobby? Which?
She: Well, I don’t know you well.
He: That is exactly. The Conclusion?
She: I do not know you well.
He: Yes, my... From the fact that you don’t know me well, what is the conclusion?
She: Why did I go to sleep?
He is a young man. Good night to you))

xxx: Best literary work of the twentieth century: "Lolita" Vladimir Nabokov.
Best literary work of the 19th century: Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy.
Yyy: The first book is about a minor prostitute, the second about an adult prostitute. : / /
ZZZ: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY There’s also ‘Crime and Punishment’ – about an old prostitute who was killed with a tail and ‘Moby Dick’ about a whale prostitute. In Ulysses, there are 150 pages about the prostitute, nobody reads them before.

God looked closely at modern believers and became an atheist.

xxx: well or there BDSM, foot fetish...
A foot fetish is a foot fetish?

Not all that.
and all is not so
When your girlfriend Rinat

Purchasing the navigator, it is angry that before displaying the map you need to agree that the manufacturer does not give any guarantees on where you will be.

I wrote a complaint to the RZD that the electric buses are cold and I will not pay for the ride anymore! Now I sit like in the sauna, my ass is already glued to the seed. I think they got a letter, and I think they’re going to say O_O.

As the saying goes, who gets up early is a member.

Today I argued with a physicist that two parallel straight lines can intersect in space and proved it... Her revenge was immediate, she enrolled me for the physics Olympiad...

I am
Think what to cook for you.

The Boy
already invented

I am
Well, let’s talk

The Boy
Salad of tomatoes and cucumbers with greens

The Boy
and fried potatoes

I am
Is there anything more complicated? ;)

The Boy
And all to cut will have to stand on one leg on a chair.

>>> You are a complete idiot
<<<< ((
<<< you are not too thin, I want to note

We also have fun with the road traffic - freezes
on the Belitsky broke the pipe - filled the corner of Belitsky and Siretsky, and there is just the descent
Kola-supplier says he was driving to stop impossible, the car slips on the ice
Two cars went into each other, the police called the police, the car of Gaia also could not stop... and entered these two.

I have a super offer. And let’s show in the election filled ballots in the chamber. Just try to calculate incorrectly.

There was just Homo. I, the owner of the common name Alexander, will come home after a walk. At home there is a telephone, the households are watching a movie. I just enter the door, and I have a woman’s voice from the threshold.
Hello to you, Sasha.
I: I am at home.
The Home: Hi
Q: Have you already returned?
I am: Well, yes...
I wanted to invite you to the exhibition. It will be interesting.
I: I do not mind. Just for!
And the wild rust of the households silences the answer to the calf. Because of them I listened to where they were called and at what time. Forget it!

YYYY :
I drink in measure.
The xxx:
I am sober, so in moderation.
The xxx:
I can stand, so I am sober.
The xxx:
And the fact that I was fooled is not an indicator, I was fooled by the ugly political regime.

The Swiss Pascal Prokop installed in his Volvo 240 1990 release a real furnace. “When I get tired or drink too much, I like to sleep right in the car, and this winter is very cold,” Pascal explains his decision. “And then you throw the drizzle bigger and it gets so warm, cozy...”

And you say Chelyabinsk, Chelyabinsk...

When will I stop trying to get around the thrown-out tree at night?

(from the youth of my father)
He had a Ukrainian friend (D), gently speaking, a full-hearted boy.
So these two 14-year-old acne boys sit on the balcony of the 2nd floor and watch the girls.
A beautiful girl in a mini jersey.
My friend: This is shit!
The girl, turning around and looking carefully at the guy: Oh this harya!

Nature didn’t love men, and they didn’t.
She gave me only one stick, and
I’m looking forward to it 😉 😉