by Kim:
>>See: Mom saw that I did gas dynamics yesterday...because I was nervous and angry, the shorter the hysteria was full))) I am now sitting with a tortured face in front of the buck...she fits, I have open on one half of your charts on the other half - my...compare the values....she looked so, breathed, began to chew on the head and issued: "To beat you on the doorway, it is not resolved, be scattered"...to blast!

I noticed one interesting fact:

If a person suddenly sends a SMS with the text "Rush", then this is the feeling they are mastered :)

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How do you meet girls?

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Hi, I’m in the middle of the day 😉

Dear to show me that you’re not a fool, it was a bad idea to assure me that you’re sleeping with only three men.

Life is so in general, and it is. I woke up, worked, went to sleep. Whoever is lucky has eaten and fought.

The predecessor on the painting of the day issued:
I go through the channel of the grapefruit, there a 12-year-old girl goes and smokes. I get closer, she is 20 years old and she goes and smokes. And she has a nose with such a hump, well, so ugly that if you don't smoke, it's only left to walk and get upset.

She is: Hi!
He: What is it for you?
She: It’s been more than six months, are you angry with me?
He: I can’t be angry with children because they’re nonsensical boys, I can’t be angry with the elderly because the older generation has more life experience and a priori it’s right, I can’t be angry about what to take from them.
She says I’m nonsense. 😉
He: You are bl*d, Katya, a latent bl*d!
She:...

by mail:
There was water in the monitor. Now there is a spot on the screen where the image is displayed brighter. What to do?
The whole room. Brightness is rolling.

She: I hate when the door!
It’s a freedom warrant! 😉
It is (

Today I just read the masterpiece of illiteracy. "He raised it from Svalta"

I remembered - it was the case, the music was uploaded from rabbits, and there was a publicity known to everyone about +10 to a member. One day my dad, unnoticedly crawling, said, "Daughter, why do you increase your penis by 10 cm? Let better daddy for the computer, I think my mom for the anniversary gift meant" :)

On the Hubble, discussion of 3D printing:
XXX is interesting. Progress is clearly moving somewhere, but it is still far away... I wonder how much remains to wait for the moment when every little thing any housewife will print at home.
YYY: 30 thousand The rub. and you can print plastic things at home, but the size will not exceed 25 cm on three sides
Zzz: Twenty-five centimeters is enough for any woman, son.

In the deep pit its edges become synonymous with the summit.

National Artist

Another strange story from working at the bank. It was fun.
The 90s.
The exchange is quite culturally entered by the "personality of the Caucasian nationality" in order to exchange rubles for dollars. It would be exactly the same, but one of the scratches is clearly fake.
According to the instructions, we are obliged to immediately call mints, but in practice, knowing that this is a hemorrhoid for half a day, we usually split peacefully: they tear the note in half and give one half to the client so that he doesn't think he's being fooled.
But he began to argue.
Oh yeah?? to
As a result, the usual in general hemorrhoids for three hours, writing explanatory...
Three months have passed... it’s worth explaining. Always in my memory
The “writing” is over. Because of a single note.
The author is unrealistic.
And then they start calling from Uber with a very polite but persistent request to come. For a couple of weeks I did them - it's a pity to spend a legitimate weekend on such a wall, but eventually got them. I went.
has arrived. Three in the office. From the threshold, I declare that I no longer remember any traits, in the explanation everything is written, except for one thing - I am sure that this uryuk-church did not really know that the money is fake...
Relax and sit down. We have already written everything, you only read and
to sign up. The man was released the same day.
I read my explanatory, somewhat twisted form.
“Question-answer,” I draw an autograph and I am going to remove.
and quouda! The captain cleverly licked, closed the door to the lock and opened.
The closet. I was going to be upset, but I saw what he got from there...
He fell into a stumble for a few minutes.
Cognac, a basket of fruits, a box of candy...

It turned out that they wanted to share their impressions with a man, for whose "fault" they received an unrealistic premium from the state bank at the time, plus new stars. They revealed the case! And I didn’t even need them so much to sign, but to tell how.
and so. The chain was very short. "Uryuk" remembered well from whom he got the money, and he didn't have time to go far and...
...and, you can imagine, in an old rusted, semi-dark garage...
Mariupol, or in Melitopol (that I have already forgotten), - from the mud from the nearest
This man made a printing machine. Even the paper is the same.
found somewhere. The matrix is handcrafted! When they came for a search, 10
Bottled bags were found. The counterfeits are already cut and rubbed. How
He did different numbers – we never understood. By the way, our experts
They said it was a super quality counterfeit. How did you immediately understand? without
of special equipment?
I smiled and pulled the cognac.
I studied in art school.
...??? to
- And the man did not have to stumble on the lighting of the garage. He is in some
The spot with the color is missing. The bill is correct, and
Ton is not that.
The captain said deeply. You never know,
What knowledge will be useful in life?

Hello, I’m your new neighbor, I want to have fun, drink and have fun.
All the night! Are you free today?
Of course yes!
Will you take care of my dog?

Result of changes in education: +7 to strength, -12 to intelligence

You are great at cutting tomatoes!
Yyy: I have a diploma in cutting tomatoes.
YYY is blue.
YYY: I broke down the story.

I bought myself a book.
Q: I have bought it?Sugar, are you out?? to

After awarding the title of Honored Artist of Russia Stasu Mikhailov, Stas Mikhailov and Stas Mikhailov became the most popular queries in search engines.

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I am not an elephant.
WOW: Well if a centurion jumps on me somewhere, then if it does not crush, it will specifically crush)
I am less in cat units.
In cat units you weigh about 25-30 cats.
Thirty cats fly on you.
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