News: In the Moscow psychiatric hospital for "ER" voted 93% of voters
XXX: the remaining 7% went to amendment

The wise man observes, the fool copies.

The Polar Aviation Wake
In the 1980s, the Nenech Autonomous District, Amderm airport, motel, zero visibility. In a cockpit, a drunk pilot sits his plane across the runway.
I would not fly in this weather at all. To whom I tell about this, they do not believe. Why not believe here? An-2 aircraft, in the face of the wind, can go down without running. The wind was over the strip, it was over and down, and otherwise it would have swallowed. For the report of the forces no longer remained, right in the cabin and turned off.
The head of flight on his ERPeshka wears the strip from end to end, can not find the plane, although it is not a needle in a pile of seam.
It had already come to report to the management about the emergency, as side-sighted saw the "maize" meters twenty from the strip.
The next day there were flights. They ask this pilot how, they say, he arrived to life such that he sat behind the shuttle drunk.
And he says:
- And I am sober and I do not fly, I am afraid to fly sober on An-2...

Maybe a beer?
I don’t drink at work.
What about water?
HH: It is possible

Well, since you do the elections without our participation, then you pay your own taxes. Go to the army. I am not for you.

I was told to drink antibiotics.
xxx: in terrible dosage, but three days
xxx: there is such a pill, only the experience of oral sex helped swallow me
XXX: and then I read what could be dissolved

The news:
In Finland, rent can be paid by sex.

Commentary :
This is how you wash, you put yourself in order for half a day, all of this comes to pay for the apartment - and there the door opens the same bug.

The Sunday. The morning. I am standing behind a bar glass of tea... a man is suitable.
I: What do I drink?
A double espresso.
In the fortress? In the amount?
M: According to Her...

by Felinoe.Kure
I saw the picture of the year today. I go to my girlfriend for a visit, I stand at the stop. tk. I live in the city centre and there is a lot of transportation. There are 3 buses and 6 trolley buses. It seems like something like that happens.
But here I see the driver of the last trolley bus something nervous and watching what’s going on in front of him. When the last bus leaves, the driver of the trolley bus rebuilds on the middle line and on the second line on which electricity goes. Then he outputs all 5 trolley buses, stands in front of them, runs out and changes the sticks back to his line and leaves. The trolleybus has overtaken the trolleybus.

The cloning of mammoths:
The cleavage! Soon they will be cloned.
And then the dinosaurs.
Then the doctors will come and bring lunch.

Imagine, now the naked girl on the trampoline triple cork turned!
A naked girl? Where is? (The ordinary man)
A triple cork? Okay okay? (The snowboarding team)

The Schrödinger Cat. Thank you for....?" (2011, militant, fantasy, USA, red. J is by Cameron)

Who wrote there about the enemies of EDRO, mol, forgot the 90s, you still want.
I did not forget the 90s. But while in my country, teachers (educating our future), doctors (responsible for our health), military (providing our safety) will receive 7 thousand. The uneducated managers of the sale of all kinds of clothes, along with tankers and other shells of 150 rubles, I will persistently vote against the existing power and for the one that has the greatest chances to overthrow it. No, I don’t belong to either the first or the second group, but it’s offensive for the power.

Q: Why go to elections? You know who will win...
What is Voldemort?

There is no safe nuclear energy. The Greenpeace condemned them by crushing the cooling pumps of the reactor.

I went to a friend recently, have not seen each other for a long time! He has lived! The Turtle-Forest Gump and the Flash Fox)))) I couldn't come back for a long time)

Russia is 24. Results of the CIC in the Rostov region. If we sum up all the interest rates, we get 146.47%. Even the leader was surprised.

I was expelled from a dating site for the question "What do you want to see in a girl?" I replied: "your member".
Lol, you are sad.

According to the statistics of the elections the population of Russia is about to exceed the population of China

Ohhhhhh I have been looking for a plan for my apartment.
Ohhhhhh until the guests came and out of the bathroom, it was said: "No, well, you are completely squeezed!"...