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In the user agreement in addition to the items "I agree with the terms" and "I do not agree with the terms" need to add a third "I do not agree, but would like to continue")))

I am studying medicine. Yesterday brought on a couple of human hands - to prepare.
And on the hand tattoo: "no happiness in life".
This is really.

In our city there is and operates a solarium with a wonderful name "Coffee rabbit" - charm, isn't it true)

From the comments to the memo about the Sims, the meaning of which is to remove the stairs in the pools:
xxx: I spent about a week without a forest, then drowned :DDDD
yyy: fucking in 3 sims they go out without a ladder :D
zzz: yyy, the fence around the pool saves the situation :D

Someday, scientists will invent real pills or ointment to increase the penis, but no one will believe it.

"Introduction of electronic medical cards is planned"
- The button "Share with friends" next to the diagnosis will be?

Who is forced to photograph the bulletin:
1) we cut out a small square from paper, draw a field on it and take it with us to the election.
2) photograph the bulletin with the square placed on it
3) Throw out the square and put the field where we want.
and Profit!!! to

The internet is like an Olympics for fools. Even if you win, you’re still a fool. and c)
You are a winning fool.
XX: Well, I will not argue with you.

A visitor to the pharmacy - about such a famous saying "simplicity is worse than theft". It’s worth studying. Here he notices the famous Viagra in a characteristic packaging.
The pills are interesting. They are standing! What a force! What is there in them?
Pharmacist, philosophical and trustworthy:
She is the most...

and now
History of Life:
His wife recently died.
Yesterday, my wife, reading another journal on medicine, says, "I had to insist, to make you drink this viagra! I would live longer!"
The patient refused to take the drug: "What will the relatives in the village think of me?!?!?and "

For reference: Viagra is not a drug for treating sexual dysfunction, it improves blood circulation in individual organs (in the penis - a side effect)!!! to

The admin! Publish it! Go to rating! It is from life!

watched with the younger sister under the evening of Freddy Krueger of the first years of release. When I leave, I tell her – turn on the lights everywhere, so that it’s not scary. I’d rather meet Freddy in the dark. You forgot that we have electric counters...and daddy.

Sudo apt-get install mc
Tagged with: ht7qxfc8
YYY: Hello
Fuck to Fuck!!! to
I'm from your "hello", I barely got a heart attack!! to

The cat again stood up with the question - that you eat there, give a piece... I gave it. I ate mushrooms with bread. He licked the mustard, long wrapped his head, ran away, now walks offended.

One is in contact:
Hello, you are on my page.We don't forget to write, comment on albums and notes! I don’t need friends for college!If something doesn’t like it, it’s 360 degrees!and "

The endless cycle of detectives.

I: Lena, please tell me, in the supplier reference book, do we list the postal or legal address?
by Elena: Yes
Postal or legal?
by Elena: Yes

Comment to the photo on which Dodje Viper and the naked girl next to him:
"Excuse me, but what is it about?"

I sit in a pair.
PRED says:
The "Gallery 21 points, well gallamov * looks at me * well written and prepared?"
I point to the other end of the audience and say: "I am there"

All the weekends he forged with the car in the garage, then also put on the service, gave a round amount of money. The wife begins to cheat, say the car you have in the first place, I am in the second, forever you are fighting with her, you do not pay attention to me. Well, I reassured her, why, I say, you are in the second place, in the second place I have a computer...

xxx> From memories of school years: "Children! Remember that the basis of natural logarithms is marked by the letter e in honor of Leonard Euler, and to remember its decimal signs is very simple. Two and seven remember everything. In 1828, Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy was born. Then again in 1828, the year of the birth of Jules Verne, and if you are stupid, then again the year of the birth of Tolstoy.

In general, politics in Thailand is translated as naeba, and the government as a fuck.
Yyy: This is meant in Russia.

In our school the physicist was old and rusty. The lessons were very emotional. Once he loaded something and saliva flew in all directions. I say to him: "Lev Mikhailich, you have plunged to the third part!!!" - he is in response - "I know!!and "