xxx: To get to school at 8.00, I get up at 7.30, I open my eyes, I say the spell "Fuck the fuck" and at 8.00 I am in place.

@sentpim is dangerous My friend 4 years each April 1 called and asked “Allo. Is it TEC?” and after the answer “Yes, TEC” shouted “TEC-TEC-TEDEDEC!”
@sentpim and for the fifth year, instead of answering, he was screamed “tectectectectec!” is dangerous.

Sometimes a woman fills your life so much that you no longer have a place in it.

History of History

As a very young man, Leonid Utesov learned to play violin and began to work as a street musician. A long time ago the Russian-Japanese War ended, but the most popular hit in Russia remained the waltz "On the Spots of Manchuria". It was the young man who most often performed.
One day, a beautiful and young officer passed by with a young girl. They stood up, listened, and the officer suddenly — or was he fighting in the
"Japanese," he wanted to show himself in front of the girl - he threw a whole silver ruble into the young man's hat. The highest fee for a street musician for all his performances. The young Utesov wanted to thank the generous officer in a special way and did so in French:
Thank you very much, Messiah! I remembered this case forever.
Years passed, and - already after the revolution - the still young, but already popular musician Leonid Utesov came to Paris with his wife as a tourist. It was struck by the poverty in which lived most of the Russian emigrants. And, somehow walking with his wife through the French capital, Utesov stumbled upon a street violinist playing the waltz "On the Spots of Manchuria".
Looking around, he recognized in the musician the most beautiful and generous officer of his youth - already strongly surrendered and, seemingly, strongly descended. Leonid was constrained in the means, but decided to give him — he could not but give — a few francs, but suddenly found in his wallet unknown as the royal silver ruble (already at that time much raised in price) collapsed there. He threw a coin into a musician’s hat.
He, seeing the royal ruble, stopped playing, looked long in his face.
Leonida finally smiled:
“Thank you very much... Or rather – grand thanks, messier.

Vladimir Putin's daughters won't vote because they don't choose their parents

I have a fun job (the head of the staff department), yesterday the deadline of the murderer wanted to be arranged as a welder, and today the guard wanted to be arranged... attention... the artist of the ballet))) he is sure to dance very frighteningly!!! to

Specifically for users from St. Petersburg, Corel announced that in the new Russian version of Corel, the border function will now be called "Porebrik".

She: If you knock on poppy polyethylene during sex, you can die from an overdose of the hormone of happiness.
He: If you knock poppy polyethylene during sex, you can die from a blow to the forehead.
It is noise. and :(

You don’t need a fan?
Metalists don’t know what a fan is! You turn on music, shake your head, and after two songs, your hair is dry.

Short content of the film "Pil":
If you do not extend your broken hand through your eye, it will strike you even more.

Full finish...I decided to make soup. I cleaned the potatoes, then changed my mind and decided to make a vegetable roast with potatoes and meat. How did I get the flour and peanut pepper??? The question is, where is the potato and where does the rice come from?? to

jelly (14:02:16 30/11/2011)
recently Lena calls says Ol give diet some
I say don't chase goats, you weigh 53 kg
Well what! Did you see me dressed? I want to prepare for the company.

My mother is a doctor. He walks through the kitchen and bubbles:
M: What is this man? Is it tuberculosis? I can’t see the birds he holds. It could be a terrible word...
I: Mom, he has a wolf!
M (she smiles widely, then the smile disappears): And you know, it’s her.
I: O_O
What would you think? A true wolf!

Sphinx: Your old ass spoke to me
KilledByDream: What are they saying?
Sphinx: sent a link and claims that there in the photo I am in the lifter

I finally looked in my favorite eyes today! All three pairs.
Have you looked in the eyes of your favorite spider?

They were sitting somehow on a pair at a height.The Prepod distributed the controls, which were written on the previous pair.The shout of the groupman from the front pairs looking into his sheet:
HH: What is this!!? to
So, calm down, it looks like a fifth.
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From the forum:
I work as a security guard in a supermarket, yesterday came a type of drunken drink, began to stick to the sellers I polently told him that you should not do this, after which he invited me to go out, there he began to rough me and I pulled his tooth short. He called the police and wrote a statement on me, what will I do now?

The first comment:
They will understand and invite...

16:48 Saviesa: I was looking at how to tie a loop in the yandex. I left the computer, went to the buch, I come back.. my boss is sitting in my place.. very printed))

Saviesa: And it started so far away. Type of. How you live, all is well.

Saviesa: I was looking for a way to tie the loop with spices.

Hi brother, where are you?
xxx with my girlfriend :(
YYY: What happened?? to
XXX: It seems to have taken her.
YYY: How is it?
xxx: Yeah, I went away for a moment I come back and she rides with some glasses and seems to have fun...

......
Oh no, this is not my girlfriend. The cow is just the same.

XXX: And Wozniacki is still that. Today I was invited to score a couple of bits... Who knew that there would be a lot of watt and a couple of door bits waiting for me!