From Soviet political reports from the Eastern Front of the Second World War after the Forcing of Oder:

There are still some cases of unworthy behavior of fighters.
The commander of the squadron of the automakers of the division of the senior Schumeiko, already after familiarizing under the receipt with the directive 11072, had sexual intercourse with the local resident of Germany Emma Cooper, 32, lasting more than a day, and who entered her home with the inspection patrol Cooper tried to hand out the senior Schumeiko, who was in silk underwear under the blanket, for her husband, from the birth of deaf and therefore released from service in the German army. However, the senior patrol Shumeiko was identified and brought to part.

Law on the Register of Prohibited Sites:
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WOU: the cluster of goat goats lengthens – I think so

Dreamer: I finally understood what I like about my cat...he’s blinking like Geiger’s counter...
Dreamer: and it’s cracking like I have a piece of plutonium under my bed.

Discuss the same law in the Hebrew:

xxx: Let’s say I’m a vicious suicide instructor and also a combined promoter of drug addiction and child pornography.
yyy: >>Let’s say I’m a vicious suicide instructor
Look, I’m showing you for the last time! and and "

Russia is a country of opportunity.
Just a funny case happened to me: I get a certificate in GIBDD that I don’t have a car in possession and it turns out the surprising fact that I have the rights. This surprised me and the employee who issued me a certificate. They started checking out what year I had a fine and so I found myself in their base, but since they had a system, the computer issued me off-site rights. The penalty was paid when he crossed the road in the wrong place. So I got a fine of 200 rubles and the right to give what I would violate, but not on foot...))

World of Tanks:

xxx: pl, I have less percentage of wins than solo when I play a squad.
Yyy: Stop playing with the bastards in the squad
Divorce: This is how she...

Denis
Do you know Yuki? :)

Kissy
She is May’s friend.

Denis
Through O

Kissy
Well come out.

Denis
Through and

Kissy
What you will get now.

Denis
Through E

In order to inform the people of the future... there are no reliable carriers of information at the disposal of modern nuclear waste recyclers... A sapphire disc capable of serving a million years is being tested.

Anpu: In general, it’s a bit of a bit.
For archaeologists of the distant future, it is not necessary to make discs with messages, but a clever system of traps.
Have you watched Indiana Jones?

Beautiful elf: I wanted a cake today. There is no reason. I say to my husband: "Now let's see, maybe we will find the day of taking the Bastille, then you will go after the cake and mark it."
Opening - and today is really the day of taking the Bastille :) It should be, almost in vain :)

It is a pity that there are almost no adequate people in this zoo Soon it will be embarrassing to admit that sometimes you come here for old memory.

There are adequate people. They did not share anywhere. We look, read, observe and put shortcomings.)
Somebody has to moderate this whole thing.

I saw a stunning car today - he had a capital insert on the entire driver's door, and on the top of the insert a marker was drawn from an army shoe and it was written: "Chuck Norris."

There are far more people who rewrite history than they write history.

I feel an idiot. All my life I laughed first on my mother and sister, then on my wife, that they were not able to determine exactly how much filling a cake needed, always remains superfluous, and I have something to feed while baking in the oven. Female eye measurement, irrational use of products, etc. Only yesterday accidentally heard how the wife teaches the daughter: "Make more stuff, Daddy loves to eat it just like that, always with a spoonful ready to serve."

The real holiday is when you buy shorts and pancakes, not new wallpapers and laminates.

I prepared soup. While her husband was sleeping, she decided to cool it quickly so that it could be removed from the refrigerator. She went to the bath, picked up cold water in the basin, put a pot with soup. Her husband wakes up. I ask: Will you eat? and AGA. Well, I take a bowl, a plate and go to the bath (and now I have to note that the bath is combined with the toilet), I pour soup. I should have seen my husband’s eyes when I came out of the toilet with a full plate. Question: What did you get out of the toilet? I was expecting :)

Two girls discuss the fermentation of teas

Xxx: Sometimes there is a desire to sleep in an embrace with an encyclopedia!
Yyy: There are erudited boys for that.

See also Tech Support. The trubble comes when a child plays online games - the internet flies out. I sent the brigade, checked, everything is okay. After a while, another application for the same, and two more followed by it. All with the same content. The partner has been patient for a long time, but even the nerves of the techopom are not of steel. Closed application with resolution "Problem with client child, if possible replace the child". While they are silent...

– Hey, you’re so sexy, have you ever been with a black guy?
- Yes, shit, look at my collection of white caps with slides.

Interested, and this one I give girls flowers just to make her pleasant, and not to "draw her fucking?" fucking some kind of...

I smoke on the balcony, I hear the talk of the guys at the bottom of the ear, they gather somewhere on the way. And here is the phrase after which I was halved:
You are not afraid, you are twice overwhelmed.
It is :)