Zeroth (19:39:00 22/01/2012)
No drinking since the New Year.

Zeroth (19:39:37 22/01/2012)
My ancestors are worried. :D

Could the true Lord of the Universe go to the refrigerator every morning, starving of hunger? The real master of the universe is the refrigerator.

Are snowmen snowballs or snow elements?

Reading "Best", I recently stumbled upon the story of how a conductor took a working guy for a student and he failed to convince her. I remembered a case from my own life.

It was during my early student years. I had a short haircut at the time.
I go in a tram. Suitable for the conductor. I show her travel and student (in the last photo hair is still long).
Conductor, full of self-worth voice and face expression "I am what, fool?":
and yes. This is not your student.
And whose? I was confused by the surprise.
For whom do you hold me? There is a girl in the photo!
And who am I...? I am completely lost with painted eyes.
The driver looks at me, I look at her.
You were healthy! He gives me a ticket and leaves.
Comrades, for whom have they accepted me? O.O

Talk to a friend (P)
Q: I sent a resume to VTB 24.
I: They don’t understand from the first time?? to
A: Who does not understand?
I:..Tyfu, “VTB_24”

22 years ago, a hacker was convicted for “worms” for the first time.

xxx: “Good deeds can’t be celebrated” (c) Shapoklyak :)
“Maybe” by Linus Torvalds

1: He is like that. For example, he watched the Estonian film "Class" only to find in this proud and independent Baltic film at least some heritage of the USSR.
2 and how? found it?
You would see him rejoicing when our Soviet batteries flashed during the scene in the apartment in the background!! to

xxx: and in Thailand there is a shopping mall from which a plane flies, once crashed - now a local attraction

YYY: In America, they also tried to post. But I think they didn’t get it.

From the technical forum to discuss problems...

Hi, I am Diana I have the same keyboard as everyone I pressed a button on the keyboard and the screen decreased and it became so small that you can't even see help right today or my mom will beat me.

This is the cry of the soul.

The Worldwide Launch of IPv6
XXX: a step to the internet? =) is
WOW: It was when your mom bought a modem that a step was taken in this direction.

Q: What would you like to see at the Intel exhibition if they came to Vladivostok?
The body is naked, the rest is gone.

I go listening to Metallica starts the most difficult moment, I listen without headphones, and passing past the dog noticed that she complainingly looks at me and met.

I want to fall into a coma.
Why? →? to
to lose

X: How did you sit on Anime?
y: Sealormon saw on TV at 12 years, and I did not suspect that there could be cowards in the cartoon. He was raised on time.
Z: And at the conscious age, how did you get there before you started watching anime?
Y: I was 12 years old if Cho was a conscious age. I could already shake. It means EPT.

You can only be peaceful behind your backs in one case – when you take the first step in your life.

Itak, a story from the life of rodents or how to fight drunkenness in non-traditional ways.
I had a friend, a biologist. He studied some of the processes of higher nervous activity, and the object was used by traditional white mice.
He had them in the laboratory apparently-invisible, experiments with them were quite successful, the disserver was already just as close, but a major repair of the building of the institute and he had to scatter his mice on friends, experts, other laboratories, etc. In order not to miss the results, of course, of hard work of many months. In the meantime, of course, the pipes are changed and the walls are stained.
A large part of his muscles he just pulled back to his home, well he lived close to the institute. His wife literally stumbled away from such a company, threatening even to go to my mom for a while, and here the three-year-old daughter - that just sent in indescribable enthusiasm. Same dishes, mice are white, clean.
He was playing with them all day round, throwing out the plush mice and dolls.
They bathed them in the bathroom, clothed them in dolls, and one day I thought about painting them in all the colors of the solar spectrum with aquarelle.
It was just a glance, I think even the mice liked it.
Then everything was done, the mice went back to the lab, but the story unexpectedly got a continuation. Sometimes my friend talked with a neighbor on the staircase cage - with whom, by the way, they had a adjacent balcony.
The neighbor says:
– You know, I’ve been “squeezed” for a month now (before that he’s not one).
The evening did not come home.) is
...??? to
Dick, write to the hell! I sit on the balcony and suddenly there is a mouse.
is out. The Red! And it is green! And then the philanthropist! I am such
I saw, such a deadly swallow gave - no more drops of this poison!

I searched for sausages at home all day but never found them. Then I looked at the satisfied face of the maid and realized: sausages in the paste.

From the forum:

xxx: I quit smoking with a girl on the book... we do not smoke when we are sober... but as soon as we drink, it immediately breaks... what to do?Why Allen did not write in detail what to do in the book... very reluctant to start this nightmare again... even if you are sober, there is no thought about it.

yyy: It seems he has a book "How to Stop Drinking", it seems you need it now

I list the catalogue of spare parts, and here in the eye comes this item: "Rele pulling MAZ"
The first thought is Nihuaasebe relay...

It has begun!!! to

From the news:

"Sergey Bezrukov played Dmitry Dužev"