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[ + 66 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55044
 17.10.2011
I got these Stalker modes. Even if they are playable - the authors are already going crazy...
I need to move on to the game... how there is it... pull out the member...
and Fallout?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55043
 17.10.2011
av220 about zero: This is the hellest forum I’ve seen. In order to register, you need to have at least 10 messages.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55042
 17.10.2011
xxx: "Electric train to St. Petersburg will arrive at the third platform"
xxx: and no one worries that they have been on our station all their lives))
Potter didn’t know about 9 and 3/4 either.

[ + 83 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55041
 17.10.2011
My grandmother came yesterday. She’s 71, she smells like baking, she loves watching humor shows and big races on the first channel, she’s worried not about the rise of the dollar and the upcoming change in customs legislation, but only that I’m walking without a shirt, her stories are full of life pragmatism, she covers my laptop with a wrapped cloth to avoid ‘radiation’ and bakes the most delicious cakes in the world. I love her very much, I don’t always have time to call her, but she always remembers me, sends me clothes, cards, raspberries from her garden and worries about me. Guys, right now, without delay, call your grandparents, at least just ask how they are, they will be pleased, take care of them, because they will not always be with us.
by 013

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №55040
 17.10.2011
Comrade is tired of his girlfriend's nuts, he said, she is very tired, and therefore there is no sex. He broke out early from work, scratched the whole apartment, washed everything, licked. I prepared a great dinner. When a friend came home, he lay down on the bed with the words:
What are you watching? Fuck it, let it go!

[ + 15 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55039
 17.10.2011
Appetit, if you believe in the love of a man to a woman for a lifetime. I’m serious, it’s probably not fashionable, but it happens.

Jules, I’ve been wrong many times. I made a lot of mistakes, made a lot of things wrong, made a lot of things wrong. I will do everything to make you happy. Your happiness is my happiness. With me or without me, you decide. Forgive me brother. I love you. be happy.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55038
 17.10.2011
Judging by the advertisement of pads and diapers, all women and carapuses are filled with a glass detergent.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №55037
 17.10.2011
Talking to my mother in the kitchen:
Forget the bread with mayonnaise.
M: The man himself
I: Well I got the bread, the mayonnaise got, the sauces got...
M: You’ve got them all!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55036
 17.10.2011
She: In general, in the past, young people considered it an honor to drink champagne from their lady’s shoe.

In their mouth their feet!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55035
 17.10.2011
The peak of fame and success is when in any part of the Light you speak your own language, and it is the problems of others that may not understand you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №55034
 17.10.2011
We opened a shopping and entertainment center with all kinds of accessories.
All services are needed and they are available.
Since the TRC is an object with a mass residence of people, the security service is very numerous and its requirements have priority for all others. All services are provided with radio stations (up to cleaners, sorry - cleaning workers) and the requirements of secrecy must also be observed during radio exchange. For this purpose, rules have been invented to make it difficult for any rival terrorists to work there.
A fragment of the negotiations:
- Water 1, answer 911
Listen to
On the axis 63 situation 05.
The show? What is the roof?
and ah!

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55033
 17.10.2011
From the explanatory: "I was late to work because I went through my husband in the morning and was a little late..."

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №55032
 17.10.2011
Dogs are the most genuinely loving creatures on earth. They don’t care who you are, they care what you are. My dog, every time I come out of the kitchen, sincerely swinging his tail, asks me to bed. And so sincerely and lovingly, he goes down from this bed to the table and begins to eat my cake, drinking my tea.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №55031
 17.10.2011
Cheshire carried one of his friends here, a logistics company's manager, he rides on the A8. Stop before entering, next to the winding brakes a black bnv tuned to zero. The guy so thoughtfully "there is such a bnv enters, I think behind the wheel of the bandits bandits, and then suddenly it turns out that there is a shit inside". Cheshire asks him "and who is driving?", and he rushes and says "yes, my son, a fool!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55030
 17.10.2011
I work in TP, call:
"Hello to you We have such a question. We bought a bamboo..."
"good to walk around the apartment with BAMBUK and be on the internet"

Oh oh... hopefully they wanted to smoke him?

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55029
 17.10.2011
Who do you hate more: the current babies of your former husbands or the former babies of your current husbands?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55028
 17.10.2011
You have no brains!
Why not? Even dogs have brains!
You have a brain, but you don’t!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55027
 17.10.2011
xxx: I didn't tell you how the master came to me to check out?
YYY: No
yyy: he approached the modem, looked at the lights and called the support... asked what to do. Then he put the phone and with a clever look said to me to I! I reseted the modem, then turned and left, not even having to drive.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55026
 17.10.2011
I love single-bedroom apartments. To joke about the corner of the system, so that the sparks from the eyes, and do not dare to crack out because in the same room a breast baby sleeps

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55025
 17.10.2011
ganja, 14.10.2011 23:38:38:
I climb the stairs, and in front of me a guy cries out to a girl:
Olya is! by Olya!
and again:
and Olya!
No one turns.
He is screaming:
and Tanya! and Tanya!
Zero attention again.
It was near the cafeteria.
He can’t stand says:
It is crazy!
The girls turn off:
What? →? to

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