I saw on the movie poster "Fungus 3D" I understand, can you watch without glasses?

xxx: cat walks and looks - I take to the toilet - pofig
XHH: I carry to the bathroom and go to the bathroom.
after 3 minutes again walks and looks - I carry to the toilet - pofig
I go to the toilet and I go to the bathroom - Kacheshit
I am a trainer))
Look, he is on his knees.
You will swallow
WOW: Feel What You Are; This Trainer

I always dreamed of long hair. Finally, they grew up almost to the belt, and I, taking a shower every night and pulling my ass out of the bucket of Bucephal, curse the damn virgin nature.
And it is beautiful, yes.

Our police work very well – I was called and told that my phone was stolen before I found missing. O_O

Now I opened my diary, where I record my thoughts and so on. He opened, and out of it escaped two cockroaches...

Provider....remember - already 00-20 01.12.2011 - it is time to cut me off from the injection - I did not pay and I want to sleep...

Medical Consultation Forum:

I was bitten by a dog, three days later he exhaled...I went through a course of rabies injections. I was bitten by a puppy a week later, he died in 11 days! Should I continue to inject?? to

It’s not about dogs. =D

Yesterday on the radio of the lighthouse two hosts discussed the charms of life in Moscow, the first was delighted by everyone, the second, respectively, hail. First (hot): Well, tell me, in which other capital in the world can you drive at a speed of 80 km per hour? Second (melancholic): if you are Russian, then in any...

I went to a friend for his birthday. by RJEM:
Do you know today is the Day of the Elephant? XD is
and he:
I have gathered you all!

My mom is a breeder of dogs and here is once comes to us home a client (precisely a client) and begins to choose a dog cabbage....see how they run on the carpet and can not decide.A lady such 45 years old with a serious face all calculates as if not to be mistaken.Because the parents already lived not with us in the apartment and the room was used mostly by me (I was 19 then) after long excavations somewhere behind the couch the puppy carries a used condom....no scene,dama just thought about:-I will take this.

About the upcoming elections. In 2006, the current authorities pledged to completely transfer the army to a contractual basis by 2010. I still thought, said cool, just finished the institute and no problems.

Actually where?

from ZH
They vaccinated their newborn child. I ordered to write on the child a tag “Virus database updated 24.08.07″ - was not understood :(((

X: Why are you so sad?
YYY: I split up with a girl.
You haven’t met for a month, why did you run away so quickly?
yyy: Well you understand, when she asked who such a sithi-I endured, when she said "What a cute yeti" when she saw the collector figure Chui-I endured...But when she called R2D2 a fun urna, I didn’t endure...

Woo sends his photo with a cloth on his neck
I consider sexy girls with silk shirts on the neck)))
What attracts you more, a woman or a shirt? % of
“Baby in the collar, shit!” :D
Remember how it happened that we first met!!!! to

In the office in the toilets hanged snowflakes, it seems the place for the corporate has already been determined.

Serious: Tim, I’m turning into a bitch! I urgently need intellectual communication.
Nest : CHO?
Serious: The Blue

by Artemisia 00:13
The world in principle
by Artemisia 00:13
Especially when the prede from the universe knocks his hand on his shoulder on the casantipe.

He said, “Lasky, do you say? What can give a girl more pleasure?
She: I’ll tell you in secret – even more pleasure is when they take care of her. Take off the boots, for example.
He: I always thought that in order to get rid of the shoes, they had to be two sizes smaller.

The Quiet Spectator:
A friend yesterday issued What is hysteria in high school in the day of the ambassador?
Has something happened to him?

The best key to any man is a divorce. by 48.