I don’t remember where I heard this story. It’s not a beast, but it’s a smile.
The 90s. Finally, the breathing gasoline was broken. The porch burned. There are no parts, and it is not foreseeable. The man gathered the necessary mechanism to hide in the barracks forever, to grind wood.
Friendship 2 + husband. A neighbor passed over to him. The prosec proposed this and said, “Let’s get it to the Chinese in the market!” “How is it? “She doesn’t breathe?” “Fuck!” replied the prohinder. He pulls in the Soviet workshop a piston from a whole piece of a cap (this growth on the breeze is the hardest), collects the mechanism and this is a miracle - it works! Well, it’s clear and clear that this happiness won’t last long.
Go to market. Not for money, but for happiness! In exchange for the package, please. They stop until the Chinese nearby changed his mind and rushed home. The thing was decided to sell, the money to share. Do you need to look at the stranger? Covered on the table, placed an asshole to the master, in order to combine the domestic television and overseas miracle, and there.
The cassette is untouchable. A half-hour speech by Mao Zedong.

was in China. While there was a tour, a 3-year-old Chinese boy ran ahead of our group, roared loudly, rolled on the ground and talked about something on his own.
At our request, the guide translated, he spoke: "Ofigeet, all on one mouth, eyes like a cow!"

If I were a state, instead of warning inscriptions, I would simply force everyone to make cigarettes in the shape of a hook.

At the weddings of mathematicians, the first toast for newlyweds, the second for primary, the third for derivatives.

In the work:
Is it a X-ray?
The X-ray is dead. It was a long time ago :(

I dreamed that I called the system a processor.

The fac. There seems to be a serious bag in our coffee machine. When someone says ‘without sugar’, the sugar doesn’t fill up... but it is cashed for future issues. I had a half cup of sugar. From the series "will you add coffee to your sugar"? )

Comments on the news where the missing girl returned home after 10 days:
XXX: Destroy her and under house arrest
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY There must be a belt.

There are no official novels in Kazakhstan organizations, as they are all relatives to each other.

Our first child was born in Lusaka. A beautiful medal was issued "Born in Moscow", a birth certificate in a beautiful cover, a blank, a bottle, money paid some.
The second was born at Sobyanin. There were no medallions-coverings, but they gave 1 diaper, a bag of tea and a brochure about protection so that there were no more children! of Birth.

FinBladeS: Aftor, and why don’t you sleep a bastard!!!? to
I am waiting...

My mother is an accountant. The bank came on behalf of the office. And quickly the cashier-operationist (K) asks:
Q: Tell me just how much we have on the account now.
Q: Do you have a mate?

I love my office – one guy sings reggae in a voice, and knocks at the wall with enthusiasm, one girl wears men’s sports shorts and turns to the boss and another wears socks of different colors (this I know really, because in the office she takes off her ceds and walks barefoot)...

It freezed until dawn.
Not sleeping with a drill.
He goes back somewhere and again.
The wind turns the whole house!
I know you are not far away.
But I hope you understand me!
Why are you running all night, lonely?
Why don’t you let people sleep?! to

The Home (C)

In the tenth time it is suggested to add 2 buttons:
"School detective" and "Make the author of the book"
) ) )

About the dress code:

Especially ridiculous look in pants and jackets. They are directly opposed to this demonstrable intelligence. Here they are like the casual friends of the deceased – so much sorrow and hatred in their necklaces-suppressed faces.

(c) odry_hepdern fire

XXX: what I do here is called smart "optimization of business processes"
XXX: In fact, I’m just walking from one to the other and asking them: “You, Scuco, are you going to work?” Yes to? When is it?"
XXX: fuck surprisingly and do something
That’s why I have the reputation of an effective manager here.
XXX: although 3/4 of the time I sit in the ZJ
YYY: We call it "leading specialist"

in the 2000s. There was a terrible phrase:"Harvestor under attack! Unit lost." for me personally ((

About the puzzles:
...
...
Especially happy cats. Everyone can gather, but to gather so as to chew out what pieces the cats splashed, then find, understand from which they puzzle, smooth up the gathered so that it is not noticeable - this is the highest pilot.
So you can choose the level of difficulty: Newbie - no cats, Profi - let one cat, Master - let two cats. Guru (leaving cats in the room for the night)

Tisulka: Imagine, my mom from the city called me yesterday and asked, “I looked at you a beautiful penny. Buying?" Well what is a penny for me? This is a Chinese silk jacket for 350 rubles. In it and after the shower you can go out, and sleep to lie down and even late guests to meet... well I say: "buy". I open the bag and there... a prostitutes costume. No, well real, as in American films show: a transparent shrimp with rushes... in front of the rushes still poorly cover the most intimate, and behind nothing is covered with rushes or practically invisible strings. I dressed, I stood in front of the mirror, the most uncomfortable became...I think: "Well, I am not determined in life to appear before my husband in this form"...
Docha: And what, did you get the pack back?
Tisulka: Yeah, I bought him socks in the net today.