To become rich I am hindered by laziness, decency and women.

Not my, I stole from one of the drivers.)

Rostov, this evening, 21-30 My favourite car park is behind Maggie. With full packages from Finn-Flayer and the sportsmaster, I look like a car. There is a parking evacuator around it. Interested, I stop, smoke and look. The man rotates with the belt.
What do you want to do with her?
to pull...
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It is wrong...
I see. The truck stands clearly in the parking cell, like on the ambulance.
No no man. It looks like it’s right... I don’t understand what you want from her.
Per no person has a lighthouse, here on it and came to the store. and no
Is it big for your machine?
He’s sleeping, on the floor, inside, or pretending, you see,
by Zohran. And I’ll get three thousand from him, and then fucking he’ll prove that he’s right.
was standing.(Swing, curving on the ground, rope under the rear axle)
Oh man, you won’t take her away.
And why?
It’s on the towel, I guess.
Well and what? I worked at Gazon, they have a towel on the rear axle.
and no-no
The motor swings, the back is lifted on the pillows. Then the channels break.
Oh man, it won’t go out. A car of 2007, with a towel for both.
The disk...
The man moves to the front, and slipping on the blade, he sets two more ropes under the front axis.
No man, it won’t come out. Is this a plastic buffer? Here I am for you.
For him, I will break the butt much before you turn on the swallow.
What is it, yours?
- My, or whose (taking his keys out of the fire lock)
Call the person who ordered you to evacuate this car.
Director of the Trade Center. Because as a buyer I fucking you
I will be Nipadetska, with the challenge of GAI.
The man goes with dignity. I honestly wait for him for 15 minutes, writing a note on the front glass of the following content:
"The car keys in a blue plastic toilet for drivers under a pad for entering the Leroy Merlin unloading zone. With respect, a constant buyer of Mega.” I wait another five minutes, take off and heat the keys in the promised place and take off. On the way back from the city, I go there out of pure curiosity. With satisfaction, I note: an evacuator at the same place, in the toilet and the light of the lamp. has succeeded.

A provider from the sixth city pharmacy with a 20-year experience, while on vacation in Iran, during the tour accidentally decoded the clinker
26th century BC.

Going for a new job. There are only two people in my department: me and the boss. His name is Andrew, and I am Eugene, but for some reason no one can remember my name and they always ask either Andrew or not Andrew.

About marrying Igor, a long thin programmer with whom I have been friends for 10 years, a girl who has divorced a "chic German" and a wealthy beauty man.

You have read a passage from the book "Legends and myths of programmers"

One time I’ve stumbled, now I say hello all my life.
c) Boxttter

shiva1: Skype at each launch offers me to put as an avatar a photo from the webcam, which immediately shows me. To show such horrors.

xxx: find on Wikipedia the article "Cristianism",just about you.
Okay, I’ll look for it tomorrow.

XXX: In 2009, the universe was completed.
xxx: I dream today that I have not been the first couple for two years, how do I get them, I will give them, I don't even know the faces?! to
And then I was obscured in a dream, fucking - I am now earning good money - I forget.
XXX: And still missed the job.

Customer in the store:
Here I see you have two sets: one with a shelf and the other without a shelf. Please tell me, how are they different?

Comments on the video of the accident involving LADA-Priora:
XXX: Is the safety pillow in Priora working?
WOW: Of course it worked!! “Multiple fractures, stroke of the brain, rupture of almost all organs!” Do you think that after the accident? XD is

The head of the department of UBEP GUVD in Moscow Nikolai Nazimok: “Networks are dangerous because they form a network of networks.”

(G)>tfu, up and overtook...with the grandmother in the lips
(J2)>> With a man in his lips - does it not shake? What a double person.
(M1) >>> Fu, presented as with a man in his lips - overturned
(M2) >>>> presented as with a man in his lips - turned over

What is the name of a man who can’t do it twice?
by Dmitry Anatolyevich.

Hi my dear :)
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Sorry, I forgot to change the language. and :)
WOW: What are you writing? I went to Nafig!
XHHH (translated from Arabic)
I forgot it again. What am I writing?
WOW: What are you fooling there?! to
xhhh : idiot, silence repeat (translated from Arabic)
Oh what, I forgot it again. Stop, what happened again?
You are a fool! I have an automatic translator that translates everything!!! to
The UPS...

In the news found:
The more friends on Facebook, the more brains British scientists have.

British scientists have no friends on Facebook.

From the news:
In 2010, the Russian market for cookies grew by 7.2%.

The dark side is getting stronger.

xxx: new technology stucco, hell power of my mobile phone in 80-90 years would be enough to control satellites, and there is no norm of inactivity.

XXX: It’s already half a minute, I’ll see it soon))

yyy: And my cell phone would replace the main computer of the country in the year 85, which was in 4 sports halls.

xxx: wow, and the ass as rubbed with the newspaper and luckily rub, and no you shells, as in the film with Stallone "Destroyer")))))

~Angel~, 24.10.2011 22:28:37
I go to bed or I die of fatigue. Are we fighting in a week? Okay?

The Moscow city court on Monday ruled that it would prohibit the live broadcast of the reality show "House-2". The trial, which has lasted for more than a year, was once resolved in the same way, but now the decision of the court is final.

I prayed every day for this abortion, it was done!