Budda (10:43:17 11/11/2011)
Do you want me to show you my black saxophone?

Holodilnik (10:43:40 11/11/2011)
I was always afraid to hear this from my colleagues at work.

In vain, I so immediately agreed to the golden rain, not even cheering what a hernia... Confusion, fucking.

Conversation by phone:
I called you yesterday, how much does Microsoft office take?
Established or not established?
is established.
900 meters minimum.
“Well, I demolished my building, there are one and a half thousand squares, come, install it.

xxx: Happiness went to the sartre, and in the push on the bottom lies flashes a handful of shayb. Either a cyborg works among us, or an idiot.

An experienced programmer reprograms your cat. Correction of the following bugs: orientation in space, clock switch, firewall on tapes and sofa.

Psyx: Well I can’t be serious with people whose perfume smells like my scent in the toilet!

MMB_Codder: it would be acceptable to have an eodoo
MMB_Codder: * it is accepted to have a village
MMB_Codder is
MMB_Codder: has been
MMB_Codder is good
MMB_Codder is
MMB_Codder: the fucking PZDC
MMB_Codder: The case
MMB_Codder is
Are you there under the geranium?

Enjoyed a comment on ZJ in the article "How to fight smoking in Australia":

Fuck, they are all idiots! If we stop drinking, smoking, eating all kinds of shit, etc., we will live 90 years. And the damned government will be forced to pay pensions to its unhealthy Maclauds citizens. Why do they need it? I do not understand.

From Habr:
They have fun in Japan. Like dancing, so are robots. As in the nuclear power plant, so people.

Hello, as a vacation, have you done all the homework?
yyy: yes, today the Titanic melted
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx? to
My wife went to work and asked me to wash the refrigerator.
yyy: pulled out all the pots, put it in the bathroom, then changed the order from small to large, so that it looked like the contour of the ship. and began to flood one by one, while crying out in different voices for help, like drowning passengers
You don’t have everything at home!• Crazy
YYY: I thought so too, but Natasha came early from work and stumbled on me as I heated the Titanic and cried. I just said I was married to a sadist.
xxx:  whatever the child is delighted
YYY: You do not understand anything! It was the most epic reconstruction in history! And notice, I poured the bathroom with hot water, so my drowned not in the North Atlantic, but somewhere in the southern latitudes and most passengers saved!
XXX is humanity.
I was promised something delicious for dinner 😉
xxx: for the saved DiCaprio?))))))
YYY: No, for the washed refrigerator, and DiCaprio's snake, according to my script, was in the nose compartment and drowned the fox first!
xxx: *ROFL* *THUMBS UP* I can’t tolerate it myself))))

In the cinema on the film Immortals, at the moment when Theseus releases 4 arrows and kills 4 enemies from the back rows, loudly and basically it was said: M-m-m-m-MONSTER KILL!! :DD

In the subway, my Nokia 3310 was embarrassed to get
xxx: there everyone with htc and iPhones sitting or reading
YYYYYYYYYYYY
Yes, it really feels like I'm dressed in the bathroom with men and I'm 1 cm tall.

XXX is a dog. Greet me! I will marry!! to
Did you pay a lot to get married on this day?
XXX is OK. What are the main numbers!! 11.11.11 The woman is very pleased!!! to
YYY: Listen, don’t offend the electricity... you’re dumb. And those who got married yesterday, paid a bucket too. Look at the marriage certificate, there is the year 2011, and the month in general is written in letters.
xxx blue

News of RBC: "S&P accidentally lowered the credit rating of France"
by BOWUUGOGA! Who threw the valley on the controller? :D

How do you feel today?
It was as if a tractor had passed over me.
I saw your tractor yesterday. The good boy)

From the announcement:
Halloween costumes and not only. Witches and witches, schoolchildren, nurses and other uncleans.

I don’t understand why everyone is so stupid. Here you read the forums of all kinds of programmers, computer scientists and other "hackers" - everywhere the same thing: "Servac has fallen", "I yesterday had to pick up the servacle", etc. Why are everyone so stupid? Even with my humanitarian education, I understand it. Is it so hard to make it or put it on the floor in the extreme case? Especially if it is so heavy. You call us stupid. and ((

Sasha... here’s a request...you just don’t fall. The customer complains that when the operator has critical days, the program hangs.
SPR: Smoke, are they shrinking? It’s a iron box, he doesn’t look under his shirt!
Sasha, they’re making a big order. That’s why I turn to you that no one else can handle it. You will get a double prize!
...
SPR: Dimas, you have a prize! Cut it out of the bag boldly. This idiot forgot to set a limit on the number of clicks per cycle.
Q: And in more detail?
SPr: OS of real time. The processing of the keys costs a considerable amount of time. It is enough for five or six keys together. But! The operator is usually a quiet woman. But when she is in a bad mood, and even the computer is dumb, she hits the keyboard with her fist. by HOPA! Seven to eight keys. The processor does not have time to work out and transfer the management :-) Everything hangs :-)

@kinza_dza: I can’t hide it. I want you. With all my soul, whole my heart and whole my body. Come to me, my plate is bursting. And you, the bread, also go.

Who would have guessed that even 170 years ago our bank valued its customers.