Sitting without work, the hope of salary remained for one large company. Finally her representatives appeared, we are sitting there meaning we are discussing the conditions. Here my boss crashes and not paying attention to the guys cheers joyfully: "the company has finally broken up!!!" a minute of downtime ends with the wild rust of the employees of this firm itself. Now each of their calls starts with the words: We have split up!

Everyone has the right to have a bad opinion of me if he holds it with him.

by Dmitry Lavrenkov

Picture of chips.

A man and a boy are probably going to the store. They pass by the famous “Arshavin + Lays” advertisement. The dialogue:
Will you buy me these chips?
and no.
Why is?
That uncle is an idiot. You don’t want to be an idiot, right? Never eat that shit.

Advertising is the engine of commerce.

My girlfriend always thought I was cheating on her. She went to my grandmother... She captivated me... And now she thinks I’m not cheating on her.

Evgeny Kedius: sitting in Moscow and drinking cold Belarusian Lid beer
Sergey Yakovlev: Lol, sitting in the states and drinking not quite fresh Baltic 5 for $3 per bottle))
Alexander Golukhov: Hernia your beer.I sit in Minsk and drink a strawberry compot

by Skype:
[15.03.2011] Elijah: Hello to you. Are you on Skype?
[20.06.2012] Sergeevna: Yes

Do you have a browser "Internet?"
Unevil is fucking.
Valery: What is it?
Unevil: Do you have a disc guide "C-di rum"?
Valera: Apparently yes, and what?

A non-obsessive trepidation in the ash with an ex-girlfriend about the occasion to come to visit:

I’m a fucking good fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking!

Is it just that I am interested in you?

I: Have you read Mozart?

She: You know very well that reading is not mine, I don’t like it.

She wrote:
"I find out the sports bag of my husband, who plunged out of the shells. In the corner of the pocket is a suspicious piece. I shake gently and carefully, no, not a condom - a surgical gloves! Thank God, not a cowboy. But shit, the gloves... a maniac? O_o"

And they also say that girls have creative thinking, creativity and blabbling, it is much more convenient to squeeze scissors in medical gloves, remove them and wash your hands not until after.

xxx: yesterday by stupidity she suggested to go out for me, shit my tongue(( all her friends know, mom runs around the house, everyone is happy.. and I feel like Edik from real guys, and how to do shit knows, I will say that I joked - we will break up, I will be silent - I will be a shit, lived a shit quietly, nobody bothered, everyone liked.. no shit, I need a shit to bite.
WOW: I knew you would break your life someday, I was always jealous of your way of life, forgive you, friend. Sadly
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He said, “We will buy broken cream and you will smash with it the places you want me to lick.”
She is: Yes? Is it possible for Paul?

Does anyone know a boss who can’t fake the boss’s signature?

Fracture of a friend's key:

shtique: to be honest, stupid injury))
BLNK: I totally agree with you))
BlNK: The Fool, Joe
shtique: and there will be no stories, about a heroic scarring with the rescue of people and carcasses))
BlNK: Well stories can be))
Shtique: I won’t give up (I have to invent a legend)
BlNK: I was recruited into a sea cat and was attacked by a sabotage shark trained by fascist Americos.
BlNK: I bit her scabies and saved the operation.
Shtique: It’s too easy to believe, you need something unreal!!! to
BlNK: Kerzhakov hit me in the key with the ball.
Shtique: there is!!! to

Once in another quarrel with his wife, he called her a snake, after which the volume of her whisper doubled. Somewhere in a week, as usual, for reasons I do not understand, there is a conflict. I experiment – I call it a geisha. The look of the stranger > 3 minutes of silence > google > hell!

I watched the scene this morning. The father accompanied her mother kissing her for farewell. Already in the door, the mother recalls, returns, corrects something in front of the mirror, goes to the door. Her father stopped her and kissed her again.
M: What are you?
A: This electronic-digital signature after it file is not subject to change.

The news site.
In Donetsk, police raped a man with a bush
English police enthusiastic about EURO in Donetsk

I like men with cubes.
When I am very scared, I can scratch with bricks.
XXX: You probably didn’t mean that.

About the need for points above the letter "Y": "We will get to the river, there and rest". 

From the comments in JJ:
I will say more, these idiots believe in the Orthodox god, celebrate pagan holidays such as Kupala, etc., Catholic type of St. Valentine, engage in yoga, believe in signs, live according to a fancy.

The vaseline ended (in the walk the legs are lubricated so as not to be rubbed), and the supply of condoms. I go to the pharmacy without thinking:
I am good. Give Vaseline the usual cosmetic and Contex classic.
F: There is no context, take Durex.
I: Then you don’t need condoms, just vaseline.
F: Better to take it.