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[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65766
 19.06.2012
Gadget: The ring was found on May 29 in Kostroma.
Bring it to Mordor.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65765
 19.06.2012
and in the house opposite a beautiful girl bubbles lets (sometimes naked)) need to go to know

[ + 20 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65764
 19.06.2012
The sensation! The eleventh commandment:

11 is Do not ruin.

It applies to all small electronics and servers.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65763
 19.06.2012
She is cute, cute, cute 😉
He is: Oh oh?
She: Well, I can’t talk to you :)
Eat and sleep, what’s wrong with it? 8 is

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65762
 19.06.2012
The news burns:
Kirkorov's lawyers want to send Timati to a psychiatric hospital or zoo

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65761
 19.06.2012
We in Chisinau do not have to look in both directions when crossing the road with unilateral traffic. When you walk on the sidewalk, you have to look in all directions. Or you walk on the sidewalk, and there is a signal from behind, so that you leave and do not interfere with the passage!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65760
 19.06.2012
Born2Hack: June 18 - the day of the glass of Zhirinovsky! On this day in 1995 in the air of the first channel Zhirinovsky poured Nemtsov with orange juice!
Born2Hack: you have to come to work with a bag of juice, pour it into a glass and wait for someone to get the thread)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65759
 19.06.2012
Alex: I’m surprised by some people. Now a fellow student asked if it was true that the Bolsheviks were masses and communicated with UFOs. He threw her "Lenin’s mushroom", it seems she’s satisfied

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65758
 19.06.2012
The story of porn will soon be the most interesting of the main scene - stumbled on this:

The Russian Alice decided to spy on and carry a flashlight with secret schemes of NATO ships across the border.

[ + 30 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65757
 19.06.2012
In the past, girls were taught to kiss tomatoes, and the excursion began with bananas.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65756
 19.06.2012
[Lyric +3 09:06:20]
Well, for example, to vacuum in the room, you need to at least remove all the daughter's toys from the floor.)
[Anacephalus 09:07:11]
Is there a Lego?
[Anacephalus 09:07:28]
If you don’t have Lego, you don’t know what it’s like to clean up toys)))))
[Anacephalus 09:07:54]
There is no room without a word.
[Anacephalus 09:08:22]
You will surely get into the hustle :(
[Lyric +3 09:08:24]
I rarely get it because of it. :D
[Anacephalus 09:09:26]
We have two boys... And everybody will have a lego toy for their birthday... I’m already keeping a list of people I’m going to give a lego in retaliation for.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65755
 19.06.2012
XXX is fucking. I will take a day off from this study, nothing will happen.
XXX: Give up the muscle for relaxation, m?
yyy: STATUS QUO - You're in the army now
XXX: The Fuck

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65754
 18.06.2012
Happy: I want to call my son an ancient Greek name. Which is better, the parrot or the pancakes?

Valentine Belyaev: Pastrakl

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65753
 18.06.2012
I texted with a girlfriend who went to Peter to go for a walk, well, and joked that if you drink this way, then when Coy calls - don't be surprised...
Now with her words.
and Elena:
You know, by the way, how you prophesied to me, fucking, I barely had a heart attack)))
and Elena:
If Tsoy calls and bla bla, my good friend Anatolich said to me.
and shorter:
by Elena :
Sunday morning we met at the cemetery near Tsoy, arrived there at 3:00 and left probably around 6:00 (well or so)
by Elena :
And there, I met the fan, the old hardening, talked to him, well, my girlfriend recorded his contacts in my phone, etc. She had a battery, and she was still planning to meet him.
I did not see this.
This is:
I sleep - in the morning (about 8 - 8:40)
calling
and Elena:
It is determined:
" The Tomb of the Tomb"
Anatoly, I almost lost consciousness.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65752
 18.06.2012
After receiving the penalty, talk to a friend in the car:
Do you see the mark?
and no.
I am not, and she is!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65751
 18.06.2012
xxx: good that the names are not translated in the movies, I don't like our names many, and they like their English version.
WOW for example?
Peter, for example, is beautiful and Petya is fu. Or Samuel is fu, and Samuel is beautiful.
WOW: It is the same for me.
Oh yeah, you’ve lost the look. And there was such a uncle Benjamin running away and everyone was afraid of him?
WOW: And what then?
If he were a Russian, he would be called Benjamin. The main intrigant named Venik. I don’t even remember the vampire Edick.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65750
 18.06.2012
> I came to the site on a request in Yandex: "the piece you turn,
> and there are all the things". That’s what people are looking for, right?

The kaleidoscope.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65749
 18.06.2012
by Induke:
Strange
Statistics is a big thing
She says that in an airplane, for example, it is safer to fly than to cross a street, but here’s one great thing – statistics can predict the probability but not the time when that probability will catch you.
So gay people are not evenly scattered on the earth - there are clusters of gay people and there are places where they are not at all.

by Lokdim:
The Greeks lost to the Greeks ;)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65748
 18.06.2012
Meanwhile, Buranov grandparents have already started to remember how to play football.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65747
 18.06.2012
PRosTo_LEva (17:59:32 17/06/2012)
My friend is a pharmacist. Last week, a green pharmacy terminal was installed next to her box office. A woman in a candy bar asked: Girl, are you on the pills or on the grass?

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