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Don’t wait until March!

I have a cat ready for follicles, bird flu epidemics and other Hiroshima. He put in a suitcase and walks in it around the apartment.

I read a detective book. The Russian spy.
"Computer encountered a group capturing wires from a broken monitor"
And I think why it is lately that Russian spies are caught like blind cats, and they destroy the data on the compass by breaking the monitors, it turns out.

In the winter, the winter shoes start again. Girls on beautiful, but unpractical for winter spikes are stupid. Girls in comfortable and warm but unobtrusive uggs are fools. What to buy for winter so you don’t look stupid?

After taking 76 Levels, they stopped giving not only Bafas but also Tolls.

I can't find a guy for a long time. What to do?
YYY: What do you need?
XXX: Yes, I have low demands. Not a fool, not a mother's son, independent, capable of adequately destroying the situation without my help, who will be a man (and not a dumb girl as I described you on the phone today), I don't need a huge love on his part, I need a man with whom I will not be bored and with whom you can build adult relationships, and not a 15-year-old in the soul ready to write poems or little things under the windows.
xxx: Ah yeah, I forgot to add: it should be reliable and not very lazy, responsible. Do you have such friends or acquaintances?
YYY: I offer your attention. The inflatable boy Alberto! Buying Alberto today, as a gift you get 5 bonuses per member of different shapes! And that is not all! If you buy this product right now, you get a SUPER PRESENT! You get the book, "How to Dress Albert". With this book, you can take it to any party, theater or restaurant. Order Albert right now! The price is $1999.99
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to

Sitting on a bench with a girl, and on the contrary, in the dark, another bench stands, in the direction of which a different couple with characteristic reasoning moves. Nothing, if for the rest of the time (and he was not a little) we didn’t have to listen to the philosophical discourse of the guy and the already worked breaths of the girl’s boredom. Deciding to distract my girlfriend, I ask:
What do you think is their date?
I thought a little *
The last one.

Today in the bus stood over a guy who frequently flashes... The result – in 4 minutes and 42 seconds he flashed 209 times. The question is, who is sick?

In the food basket of Russians, the basket is considered edible and covers 50 percent of the food needs.

Fuck the idiot.)
WOW: Is he there again?
A man 22 years old, and he turns out to think that the umbilical cord at birth goes to the member, and that he has a small because a bad nurse was caught and cut almost under the root)
Rough of Rough Rough of Rough)))

Shred
Only in Russia, in addition to friends, friends and acquaintances, there is also such a type of dating as "travel together".

Could you please give me a water tile and a bottle of water?
Can I hit you right away?

We are fighting for iPad. Tomorrow he needs me, my sister and another sister.
The apple is shit.

Yesterday morning my son suddenly decided to start playing guitar. I got my old "cremon" with anthrax, sat in front of the monitor, the video instructors are watching.
Well, my wife and I went to the house, pleased, the boy in which the centuries of business :)
The next day, I’ll go back to the browser.
Theme: The Last Requests

12:35 "configuration of the guitar"
12:50 "guitar chords for beginners"
13:14 "broken string what to do"
13:18 "strings to buy spb"
14:23 "How to approach masturbation creatively"

Creativity is what to do :(

I work in a hunting and fishing store. Small (M) with grandmother (B) consider pneumatics.
Are these real guns?
B: The real ones.
A: Buy it now!
B: Who will sell it to me?
And you dress up as a man and buy!! to

from the forum. Subject: "He clothed himself two hands"
People, help the people. Worked with the glue moment, accidentally glued together 4 fingers on each hand. How to reduce the action of glue?
I need a surgeon, don't try it yourself - it will hurt fucking
222: Steam in hot water a couple of clocks - will pass.
333 How do you print?? to
Author: Meyeeeeedlennoo

A couple of physics. For every match, a breakdown.
So, one guilty, in my opinion, for the plow on the asphalt, the guy finished pressing off, stood up and said, "Fuh, fuck." Under the friendly Gogot and under the sight of the preacher, he once again took the emphasis of lying down.

Finally found his place in life, but then out of the door they shouted, “Employed!”

Vilk: As the "Win of the Military Command" says, a soldier who is called to service all the time only does what he tries to get out of service, to get drunk no matter what, to get rid of the harsh days. Any entrusted property and equipment will spoil, break, go out of order before the time. The ability of a warrior to lose anything often strikes even former officers, robbed everything that lies badly, and determines how the warrior lies personally. The damage that the recruiting contingent causes to the armed forces is enormous, it is impossible to compensate for the damage caused by the soldier, there is nothing to take from it.
This problem is as old as the world:
“The slaves do a great deal of damage to the grain field, they give the oxen aside, they feed them and other livestock poorly, they grieve the land carelessly, they spend much more seeds than they need, they care for the seeds carelessly and they get a small harvest.”
Columella (42 n. e) the
c) tower

Near the building of the Central Election Commission was held a protest against unfair elections with the slogan "Churov, shave your beard".
“They won’t wait,” thought Old Hottabich, “they want me to become impotent like a child!” Over the years, he became accustomed to the modern rhythm of life, began to wear the European costume and changed his surname. and only
Volk could not be used to calling Vladimir Vladimirovich.