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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65746
 18.06.2012
287 million tons – a lot! and. and. and. But if all of humanity put in the position of low start in the direction of the east and all simultaneously command the march, it could affect the speed of rotation of the Earth? Will the day increase? (Only do not talk about the technical feasibility or inability of this "project"!)
The Earth will slow down a little bit, but when the start-up will stop, it will speed back, because the energy from humans will return to the planet. I am proposing. Another scientific experiment, on the scale of Moscow: the inner stripes on the garden ring, the third transport, everywhere, all the machines move, only on the outer stripes against the clock, the machines accumulate electrostatic charge, the lines of magnetic induction as in the coil pass through the center (in the Kremlin) there forms a strongest field, the pyeten approaches the door, takes the iron pen, it kills the current - Diktatupa is overturned!

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65745
 18.06.2012
I write my diploma.
Who will you be?
-Engineer <treatment>
You can capture buildings.
You have all conspired!

[ + 43 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65744
 18.06.2012
Welcome to the Day of the Medical Worker! Regardless of anything!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65743
 18.06.2012
There are a lot of reasons to get involved with alcohol, but friends say it’s all excuses!

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65742
 18.06.2012
You know, like we are not stupid girls, we have a lot of problems, we meet and we cry. But looking at the history of the messages, it seems that we are juvenile fun fucking prostitutes uneducated...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №65741
 18.06.2012
The salad was suspicious in taste and smell, possibly spoiled.
Did you throw him out?
He ate with caution.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65740
 18.06.2012
I walk with two friends in the park.
All with wheelchairs, and one also has a daughter Katya, five years old, next door.
We are caught by a tractor with a truck.
We stumbled, and this Katya just under the tractor didn’t rush with a scream:
"Buchas, there is a Buchas".
Indeed, on the course of the tractor moves a frog.
The young mommy, while the tractor is passing by and we see if the bug will survive, tells us,
That daughter is so gentle, so loves nature, etc.
When the tractor and the truck passed, it turned out that the frog survived, mommy releases the girl.
With a scream, "Bukaška, bukaska" runs to the beetle and tastingly presses it with his sandals!
Mommy in confusion.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65739
 18.06.2012
In general, I am in love with a foolish friend without memory. All just for him. And every time I saw him, I stumbled in front of him, hugged, in general, the puppy’s joy. Well, and he wasn’t interested in it at all, he couldn’t get rid of everything.

Well, one day a friend comes into the inst after a drink, we just drank with him, and jumps straight on this girl. Instead of a puppy’s joy as a whirlwind – and run away. A friend is confused.

I know what the matter is. The hero our lover stumbled into the slum first and went to snort on the couch. And here comes the SMS from the fool. Well, what can guys write who want to help a friend, and have already swallowed almost a bottle "Karelia" and switched to vodka? As far as I remember, the phrase "I will hit you three times on the hood "Autozaka" was the most adequate)))

Now we think, to tell him or let it be, holy ignorance?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65738
 18.06.2012
XX: In fact, fonts are like fucking. Some people like brushes, others like brushes. Moreover, on that bed then she looks different, not at all like a drunk friend... So much has to be taken into account in the assessment of the fonts - horror.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65737
 18.06.2012
Rizh: The main thing in a relationship is to leave each other space and time for personal. Sasha bought a square cycle, and now she pumps it, and I downloaded WoW and pumped my dwarf dwarf :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65736
 18.06.2012
from JJ:

By the will of the leader who sent me, I found myself on the third day in the heroic city of Paris. Well, that’s where la big mac, the blacks and the jokonda.
I had three more weeks to go here, so I immediately took the time and got poisoned in local Italian. sitting in the toilet abroad is always exciting, especially when playing the piano theme behind the wall "beautiful far";

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65735
 18.06.2012
I’m all waiting for the moment when car manufacturers will move the emergency button to the steering wheel or create a new one that will include the “thank you” on the rear glass.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65734
 18.06.2012
Vera: Al, you see Kuznetsov in the universe?
Alina: Well yes! and what?
I write him a curriculum, well you know. And this fool yesterday calls me in the middle of the night and cries "there is something to change places and something to remove a shorter no more, the underground is overwhelmed, I don't remember anything, I have everything on my computer." I tell him - well you came to me on the mail, what you need, I will do. He says well. Just to be ready for tomorrow! Well, I’m squeezing a little, but I’m saying fine. And he turns off. I sit waiting like a fool - so nothing sent, does not answer the calls. Who could have thought!! That damn calls me again today and so horribly asks me, why is this nothing ready?! Really why?
I am actually about something. If you meet him, please come back and hit him with something heavy on the head. Tell me from me. Thanks in advance.
Alina: % of OK!

[ + 48 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65733
 18.06.2012
XXX is
Today in the movie someone commented killed deaf. The castle storm scene. From the walls, burning rocks catapult into the crowd. Stuk 10-15 in total, and dropped from a huge crowd of one rider the only, and then almost at the last battle.
From the room the voice: "have they there what, Kerzhakov behind the catapult?"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №65732
 18.06.2012
News > Kerzhakov left Poland separately from the national team.
He wanted to leave with everyone, but couldn’t get on the plane.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №65731
 18.06.2012
Trying to study the recommended poses, do not forget in Kamasutra prints.

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65730
 18.06.2012
Two points of view on the same subject
I watched a nightly TV show about how to have sex. Of all its participants, I remembered one pseudo-glamorous journalist or actress and one villager: a tall, beautiful man already in his sixty. Which all his life or constantly married and divorced, or did not marry at all and wandered all this time by the grandmothers. Who still lives like that. He has a lot of children from different wives, but no permanent family. In short, a man with a lot of experience on the topic discussed. Apparently, somebody from the television broadcasters had this colorful type either somewhere on a business trip, or at his own country in the village.
And there were, as I remember now, spectators in the hall. Mostly they were aunt years and so under forty-five. Beans in the juice itself. They were also interesting to see.
The glamorous baby began with a thin voice:
"Sex for me is a wide bed with silk plates in the middle of a room in a spacious luxurious hall. Open up the windows, through which the salt trees are brought from the garden. The whole bed is filled with pink petals, candlesticks with lit candles above the head. The quiet music.
And again in the same spirit.
The women in the room jealously breathe: some are alive!
Following her, the aforementioned grandfather presented his point of view on the subject discussed. In a non-apocalyptic tone, with a slight cynicism, while looking at the glamourist:
No need for pink. There is no benefit from them for any business, but they will stick to the body and rubbish from them.
No need for candles. They can shake up from the shake, and everything will burn up at the most responsible moment.
Music that is, that is not, for this matter does not matter.
Silk pads cannot be used, because they are slippery and poorly absorb moisture. The body slips on them. They will sink into a bite, and it will be wet and unpleasant to lie on them. The thighs should be rough linen - they slide the least and crumble into a pile, and absorb moisture best. In the extreme case, cotton.
The bed should have a back so that there is an emphasis for the legs.
The size of the bed does not matter.
The bed should be close to the wall.
It is better to hang a carpet on the wall. So that the partner does not slip and does not glue the skin to what is on the wall.
It is best to lie off the edge and place it on the wall.
- Further, pressed her to the carpet, so that she didn't hurt, stepped his legs in the back of the bed and went!
The windows in the garden should be closed if it is not too dull. And the mosquitoes fly on the light and tempt the ass.
The women in the room looked at him with admiration.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №65729
 18.06.2012
Not Greece, but Russia has left the eurozone.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65728
 18.06.2012
XXX: I just wrote here.
xxx: says, lived six months or how many months in Thailand seems
Yyy: Khm, I was always stunned by his ability not to work, but at the same time to drive somewhere, roll somewhere and fuck someone.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65727
 18.06.2012
Q: Have you tried it?? to
No, but I will definitely try.)
XXX: I will try to talk!! to
Yes, of course the sun. As always, you are right...

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