Discussion of the new antresol in the warehouse:

Everything as it should have been done. But the barracks are traditionally more than space underneath them. And here is the mystery of being: you take the barrel out of the warehouse, you throw out half, the rest you clean up in the warehouse, and it doesn't get there!

by admin! Make a backup copy!! right now!

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YYY: No
XXX: We are not okay with stupid standard questions
Why do you have chicken?

The new employees. A girl enters. In the office 3 people - 2 brightly expressed women and a bearded man. Question: "And who is Paul among you?"

Manul (22.12.2011 21:19)
I’m running under the line...I’m going to code...
RCAPDART (22.12.2011 21:23)
邊嗰隻島國
Manul (22.12.2011 21:23)
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
RCAPDART (22.12.2011 21:24)
Don’t worry, I can’t stand =D

As long as one woman does not have it, another woman does not need it for nothing!

The worst thing is the dentist.

When we met, there was nothing. They married in September. We sit and eat dinner. I almost grabbed my tooth from the heat. He opens a box, removes the mirror, opens my mouth in the bathroom with the words, “I’ll just look!”
I watched. He says, "Let me make you a quick sixth in the morning, before the working day, so that you don't go there." What to do, I went.
In the morning, I sit with her in a chair, she is cooking something, putting a boron in the drill, started drilling. He swirls, drills, then says, without removing the drill from his mouth, “Yes, my good man, and who is Katya?”

When an Indian woman agrees, the red spot on her forehead becomes green.

1: I absolutely agree with the author, that’s why I go to bed at 5 a.m. and wake up at noon! All a quiet night!
You can afford it if you don’t have a wife. I don’t like working at night. All the explanations about “working much better at night” she doesn’t want to take seriously.
3: Well, the wife can also learn to program, and the schedule is synchronized ;)
4 of course. Business for 5 minutes.

The evening. I makeup in front of the mirror, the husband in the other room is playing something on a notepad. I scream for him to bring the cotton discs. After a minute I see in the mirror, as he, with an egregious face, carries me a package of CDs!!!! Disc and says:
These are the most cotton, I wanted to throw them out for a long time.
This is what to do with him?

Immediately after the war, the Marshal of the Soviet Union Konstantin Konstantinovich Rokosovsky built a mansion for himself, everyone was envious of him. And he invited the entire Politburo and the entire General Staff to wash... Stalin also came. We walked all night, sang songs, remembered the war. Everyone says goodbye, and Stalin says to him:
-"Thank you very much, th. Roccosovsky, a good children's holiday home you built."
The same day the house was occupied by orphans.

In the morning at work.
I: Today was the longest night of the year
It’s strange, but why didn’t I sleep?
I: The answer worthy of a blonde, it will enter the annals of history
Secretary: Fouououu! What a shit you are!

...
The yellow dragon. What if you fell in the mountains? What if we lost you?
Would you be upset?
What do you think? The yellow dragon answered. For no treasure in the world would we agree to break up with you. You know it yourself.
And even for a hundred thousand million royal gold talers?
There was silence again.
Do not ask stupid things! The orange dragon. And do not put parents in a situation where they will have to either lie or look like greedy heartless monsters!
...

Duck: I decided to improve my health and went to the pool.
Dimes: Hm... it doesn’t help, urine therapy doesn’t work

I was talking to my wife on the phone.
She says:
Give me a shirt and it will be my gift.
As you want.
In short, she offers me measures to go to remove, I begin to dictate.
Length 174 cm, width 80 cm. Inside the cloth fabric, outside the tree, better oak, the cover is also oak cutting.
She says:
I’ve recorded it all, I’ll call you now.
Then she read what she wrote...

xxx: I am happy in the morning mint crossed the road, stunned what a sign, and there in the song reference "if mint crossed the road means soon new year"

Suits a speaker with a mouse of a well-known wireless firm and asks to clean it, i.e. to disassemble and wipe out.. admin with a smart look.... so there is a vacuum!!!. Director: Bl. e, just... buy a new then.

Alexandra: Good afternoon
Alexandra: What a tough day.
[22:28:34] Alexander: In the lie today was...
Sega: voluntarily, but...
[22:29:46] Alexander: as a witness passed, the guy in the store sick aunt grabbed his ass and he complained about lying.... epic fail

was sick. I didn’t go to work, I was down until 12 a.m. and... my mistake was to have breakfast under the TV... What’s going on at this time, you need to be banned by federal law! What a crazy transmission about health, obviously an abnormal aunt is saying that you need to listen to your body as a whole and to each organ in particular... I will try literally: "even when I sit in the toilet, I mentally ask my fifth point - well, all, done? Can I be free? Or are we sitting down and working? Because you can’t do everything on the run!"... fucking...

We answered:

Guys, don’t you think that choosing a girl looking exclusively at pop-breast legs is like buying a laptop just because it’s red?

If the laptop is purchased only to plug the flash in the USB connectors and watch a movie, why not take a red, blue or what is pleasant to the eye?