XXX: Brother Shalom
Hi, how tired I am.
XXX is like that.
XXX: A lot of stuff!! to

St @ FF:
From a conversation with the bodybuilder:
This year it was Friday the 13th.
It is cool! And when?
You won’t believe me if I say it.

Jack8in: xDDDD

St@FF: Wife, explain me the meaning of this joke

Jack8in: O_o

Note issued a message: attention, low battery charge, 391 hours left. and 31 minutes.

If there is no one, then there are two! :)

[20:41:12] OxiMotion: Why does Carlson not rotate in the opposite direction of the screw?
[20:42:21] r_sany51: he wraps and the inertia force of motion pushes him into the front which prevents him from turning against the laws of aerodynamics
OxiMotion: O Lord
[20:45:30] OxiMotion: Please bring a cloth, I will scrape the brains from the wall

Schwartz is old, you can’t... It’s sad.
2 is yes. It is no longer Alan DeLong.
2nd Allan De Loon is no longer Allan De Loon.

Jorg: I have great friends. Stas probably knows everything in the world. Lehi has a golden sense of humor. The grief will always benefit. Lenka his boyfriend in the board, the brain is more cool than any psychologist.
But why, when they’re together, they turn into a flock of stupid butterflies?
Jorg: * went to do repairs in the house and borrow money, because at the last he bought friends from mints *

The city:
News about how Peter's football fans are wearing flyers in their rear pass.

XX: Homosexual and in the fans?
What about Homosexuality? Tell them where the mail works.
YY: This is how the Russian post works...I always knew that it works through the ass.

I need to sleep more.
I’m going to the metro today.
I look in the glass.
I see underneath my eyebrows what moves.
Tag: has an eye

The officer is calling, I don’t know him. The hard disk does not work. Can you see? and TD. I go to work after lunch. There is an external hard on the table. And under it a note - save the porn

Do you have a phone number? call me.
111: his sister
222: I am in the army, I am not in the army :)

Might to:
I work in those banks. There was a complaint from a client: “I am a purely religious person and I don’t understand why the Internet client distribution is 666 KB.” Advised, added the client to the.txt file distribution. The distribution added 1 KB. Client is satisfied.

TeMNi: What would a mom say if she found out that her son, her pride, was a miserable pedicure?
Xeromorph: Son went to the perfume store

You can imagine, there is not a single pink wedding dress available in the whole city! All promise in 4-6 weeks in the best form. I don’t want to get married, I want to go to Halloween. It’s already on the nose. I don’t even know what to do.
By the way, I even ran through advertisements in the newspaper. One thing I liked: I dressed only once. by error.

I read it in Italian:
Sega is the process of masturbation in men.
The phrase from childhood "let’s go to the hunt" suddenly gained a new meaning)))

The news:
A resident of Tokyo bought a ticket for the first Dreamliner flight for $34,000

The commentary:
What is the price of Titanic tickets?

(Comment to RBC News "Lessons of badminton can be introduced in schools in 2012")
XXX: The real power goes crazy. Orthodox and badminton. What else is needed to not waste 1/6 of the sushi, right?
YYY: Very simple – Orthodox badminton. Hit the wheel with crosses.

If the black mastiff calls me “white mastiff,” I will not be offended.

xxx: It would be better for the men in school to be taught >__<

The entire country of admin fucking.
The factories are standing.
Xxx: Some amins in the country.