The husband in the apartment around the hiding - he hides quietly around the house socks. In the morning, I barely rubbed my eyes.The socks under the pillow smelled.I went to the kitchen to cook potatoes - in a pot of socks - and it smells a little. I went to my son in the bathroom in the evening to bathe - and in the bathroom socks - and smells again. I'll turn on the light in the room and believe me, my friend - the dirty socks are swirling on the luster... As often as I find socks around - I will put them in my husband's wallet with love.

I got talks from different providers.
Initially, Beeline was named every month until the mate was born.
The local called. Where the girl asked who my provider started pushing a learned speech.
We have changed equipment, and now we can give our subscribers much greater speed at cheap rates.
(Here I cling and I turn into a troll.)
What equipment did you change for?
(Here is the girl)
We have changed the equipment and can give our subscribers a greater speed.
Do you know what equipment you have changed???? to
We changed the equipment.

Judging by our roads, the Germans left only in the morning, and judging by how they are repaired, the Germans will return in the evening.

I was caught by a fly :-(
Say it and burn it.
I almost caught her, she was in my hands. But no... no...
I was sitting behind a compass and a fly struck me too. A couple of times I broke up, wrapped the paper in a tube and pissed it all in a row in the hope of hitting it. Then I sat down and she was two meters from me. I became lazy again to perform this shamanic dance and I just with a psychic, not aiming, put a haircut in it and killed this flying creature and for a long time I was still sitting in the style of faq is until the chest of pride did not shake.

Thanks to the search, Navalny learned where his children are hiding illicit stockpiles of candy!

XXX: Someone is not going to football. Targeting from the net on corporate phone SMS "I am pregnant"

The fuck, and the balls are normal, and they don't let go to Kiev, throw it off... The mother says that the commonplace is shit, because she didn't go with her neighbors at the time, and the father is silent.
He was lucky with his neighbors.

Will Angela Zeka be in the army?
It’s hardly possible, she didn’t always wait for him from work!

I have an ironic joke.
Bring me to the sarcasm :)

On the other day the secretary brought a copy of a guy, we roasted for a long time. His name is Marx, he lives in the city of Engels... on Lenin Street, b..t!!!))

The eroticity of the girl wet under the rain is limited by weight.

Remember how in childhood made "cocktails" from burned sugar:
You didn’t have a grandfather like me.
xxxh: he poured on a plate and made cookies with a fat hand from the barley)))))
The neighbors were cooking the cakes 😉
HHH: And they were all set

qweshka: confiscated databases, computer... mja, someone tell the opposition about cloud technologies...

Kalvado: They were told. And in the MVD did not understand, sent to the hydrometeorological center.

I talk to my wife during PMS.

Wife: I am a bit of a shabby! A stupid whole thing!and Noet
I: What a nonsense! You are the most beautiful of me! I love you!
Wife: Because you’re dumb too!It is :)))

The curtain.)

It is said that with age comes wisdom.
A woman under the window said:
"I noticed something here. It turns out which day of the week falls on June 1, the same will be the 15".

So where do you get it, you claim you don’t know?

I have it, why should I know where to get it?

Talk of brother and mother.
Mom, I bought the slices.
Mother: What kind of stuff? to run?
n.p

We miss the rain. There is Internet.
Mom: You can read something useful and necessary on the Internet... Well, for example, how to kill everyone... (a long thoughtful silence). After the break: ants

Police conducted a search in the case of riots in the apartment of Navalny, Nemtsov, Yashin and Sobchak. During the search, a mess was found.

Yesterday I found out that our steward is a believer. Everywhere changed the color "#666" to the same, but in the format "rgb(102, 102, 102)".