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[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55404
 24.10.2011
I went to work in a service center. There - in the oven of the mother and others
Contact is lost. In the refrigerator there are hards for restoration.
They are inf. In the toilet tank in technical alcohol washed drowned
The phones.
Do we have some fucking stuff?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55403
 24.10.2011
[19:05:19] <† Assassin †> fuck here
[19:05:35] <† Assassin †> well no need to fuck admines, and a lot of admines say

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №55402
 24.10.2011
Beyond our semi-stop trains always fly at high speed, loud signal. And here we look at it, it’s barely floating.

All is simple. It turned out, to the composition of the wagon "Post of Russia" attached.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55401
 24.10.2011
XXX is
I’m so sorry to fuck my first porn...I miss it.
YYYY
and that. It is a symbol of men’s independence from women. "pornoha", "washing machine" and "men’s food 5 kg"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №55400
 24.10.2011
xxx: YouTube so wanted to become a television, and now, including advertising through every two videos, it has achieved it.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55399
 24.10.2011
xxx: Ahahahaha, well, if there are a lot of tablets in the plate, you can even create pictures from empty places!
YYY: Here I thought of the current. I will pack!
Are you drinking those pills?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55398
 24.10.2011
How can a poor man be rich in spirit? He is hard.
xxx: all relatively... not a day here I will go to the elevator, after me comes a man of unclean, lame appearance in an embrace with a two-litre bottle of beer. I say "I am on the fifth, and you". And he with a blessed sight, gently glossing the bacon: "And we are on the fourth". His happy eyes made me think.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55397
 24.10.2011
hekatoncheir: fucking why the phrase: please don’t tell anyone about it! - ends with 300,000 views on YouTube (((

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55396
 24.10.2011
XXX is
My house is free for a week.
by 20:13:21

YYYY
Is it provocation? :D
by 20:13:44

XXX is
is an order.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55395
 24.10.2011
<Un1oR> Distribution on porn lab "Russian teacher what is missing."
The first thought: "Salary?"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55394
 24.10.2011
from ZH:
xxx: and how is "square class" written?
YYY: Depending on what you mean. If what they walk on their feet is separate. And if half, then half.
xxx: %\ I wrote it wrong (
yyy: and "wrong" you also wrote wrong :-D
and xxx ((

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55393
 24.10.2011
xxx: advise what to put on a laptop with 256MB oz
Tagged: Cross

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55392
 24.10.2011
And I sit, bowing my back to the heater and wrapped in a warm blanket, drink hot coffee with milk and think about NEM... about heating. I’m not vanilla, I’m frozen.

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55391
 24.10.2011
A month and a half ago, the court found Vladimir Makarov guilty of sexual assault on his daughter. 13 years of strict rule. There was two evidence. The first is the testimony of the laboratory practitioner, which could not be confirmed by repeated studies. The second is the conclusion of an expert on the phallopathy of the tails in the animals drawn by the daughter.

The aforementioned expert is named Leila Sokolova. She is a multi-faceted person - a child psychologist by profession, and by hobbies - a lesbian, sadist and gangster (bango is not related).

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55390
 24.10.2011
I didn’t have time to write that I was Estonian :(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55389
 24.10.2011
Even the kids sleep very well. For example, me, a 7-year-old who fell asleep under a telecomm in the room, with a careful transfer of a caring parent into my bed, could only wake up a blow of the head or legs on the cradle, because the baby is growing fast, parents are not immediately aware.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №55388
 24.10.2011
He loves vanilla nuts, coffee, night, and gentu.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55387
 24.10.2011
From Google+

Which bird is best to have at home? The cage already exists.

and plush)
I do it from paper.
- To me already, as a second week, vortices sit on the window and look for a long time. No need for a cell ;)
- Not in the "birds" account, Carlson)))
We are all like birds here :)
Only Angry Birds doesn’t make it 😉
Better a cat. and :)
- Goose, available and an adult costs 3,000, you feed the chickens, you sell. But the screams and they won’t stop.
Can you put a hamster in a cage? and :)
The hamsters also make nests from paper. And they can whisper if they are friends with the tone of their voice.
I would take Strauss. On it, you can even drive to work by bypassing traffic jams on the sidewalks.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55386
 24.10.2011
In the movie theater were given three chopsticks. Depp on the screen fucking supermodel, and I sauce.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55385
 24.10.2011
X: You read your posts written three years ago = a shame!!...
Y: you still find in the face correspondence with girls and read - shame you will jump out of the window

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