He: I will go to save a man’s life, to save his virginity, otherwise he will just be you.
She : How? Do you cover your poop?

I was walking in the street today and a strange old lady came with me. I still can’t get rid of the feeling that if I continued to talk to her, she would definitely give me a quest!! to

Cunick: The scientist told a stunning story. Everyone who studies in postgraduate studies has heard of such an institution as the VAK - the Higher Assessment Commission. It affirms all kinds of educational standards in science and checks candidate and doctoral studies on "left".

cunick: In the years of the USSR, the abbreviation was the same, but the commission was called not "higher", but "all-Union". And there was, in those transitional years, one graduate student who, when he heard that the commission would be renamed. He thought it was - all-Union, it will be (probably) - Russian. What to write on documents? He called the reception room to clarify. Next conversation: -Good morning, I was a graduate student wanted to ask one thing. Did it really become cancer?

Cunick: We stand in this position.
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She ordered her clothes via the internet.
Is it possible to wear clothes via the internet?
E-mails come and go through the disc.
Admin in attempts: the server hangs, who downloaded the double-bed sofa?! to

The question of the seven-year-old son: "Mommy, why were police garbage called mints before?", brought me into a prolonged stupor, to be honest...

No, I am, of course, lazy too... But when you broke the fence because you were lazy to paint it, I realized I had a place to grow!

XHH: Now the former classmate writes, saying, there is an urgent question, should I call? I said, call me, of course. She asks the number. I tell him. She came out of the ass, and throws a sms, like the subscriber has no money, call him again.
XHH: It’s been 10 minutes... she really had an urgent question?

XXX: Command to all
I live with my mom XD
XXX: It doesn’t bother.
Yyy: It doesn’t stop my mom from giving me a lace.
zzz: to beer leach - Ahuyenen
ZZZ: The Golden Mom

Phelicia is! Tagged philanthropy philanthropy philanthropy

Technical Wardrobe
This is not my jacket.
In the boundaries of error, it is yours, it cannot be absolutely accurate.

The most deadly thing to get rid of coughing, you need to take a sheep's grandmother with you. O_O

I was thrown out of the store =D

The grandmother is the first joint from the finger of the chewing. It is a game for babies. The jargon name of money came from here. of children’s wealth.
With this level of education, soon the sky will be shamefully called blue, and the weather will be humid.

In fact, Heracles was a student, and his 12 feats in 5 years are: entrance, 9 sessions, gosses and diploma.

In the evening after a hard working day, sitting in a subway car, I caught myself thinking that I felt absolutely an elderly pregnant passenger with children O_o

We take two liters of cognac, add a tablespoon of Fairy..." - shoot.

I agreed with the cat - if it does not sit in the wrong places, then I let it on the balcony. Apparently it works, thinking of himself as a newly cooked Puppetchev went out onto the balcony and understood what the joke was about... I will kill the fox!

Lutik: what is it?
FivE: Your cat was walking around me asking for a sausage, didn't wait, went to the kitchen. I go in, he puts the cabbage cabbage under the table. I told you that your favourite is CAZEL, not a cat 😉

I think that soon for the fight against pedophiles in Russia will be banned children. Simple and fast. There are no children, no pedophiles. A radical and final decision.

After the sex:
He is Foucault
She is tired?
He is: Aha Have you... rested?

Onishchenko proposed to completely ban the smoking of Kalyan, as not corresponding to the folk culture of the Russians, and "what smoking mixtures in them can contain". In response, Russians-amateurs of Kalanov proposed to ban Onishchenko anything to prohibit, as uncultured and obviously not containing useful knowledge for Russians official marionette.

XXX: Imagine I live in a small house. There are 3 air refreshers in the toilet: apple, orange and sea. So we have a direct competition. Each one after another tries to create the most unique and pleasant smell, using all three in different proportions))
yyy: I would have in your place secretly bought a strawberry and sprinkled in the toilet, let them torment in trying to repeat >=)
xxx: this is straight like from the letters g o p a to make the word eternity)))))))