Xxx: I also occasionally attended a meeting of sales staff who discussed how to reduce the number of customer beatings.

Today, watching her husband brushing potatoes, she dreamingly said, “I love to forge my eyes with my nails!” and didn’t immediately understand why he looked at me so strangely.

Do you know what black snow is called?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: the snow x)

I want a dress and a clock.
M: You will learn to make a deep minette, you will have a clock! and :)
Q: So is it possible? In five years of our life together, I never knew about it! In two weeks, you will have a deep myth!! to
M: FIGASE, and CHO, is it possible??? I didn’t even know about it in five years. This is fucking!

From the rover club.
And I took my 620 without even looking at it. The wife (already the former) six months after the wedding started to actively spend the deferred money on every occasion. I, (while my wife was at work) bought a newspaper, opened the first announcement, called the seller and listened to what I was doing in the evening and bought the machine.

Bata gave the number of a familiar instructor on restoration of driving skills.

I call the instructor.

-Hello Alexey *onovich, I am about the restoration of driving skills.

- Yes, yes... (second pause) you press out the clutch, you turn on it
The first transmission...

I put the phone and I think I need such a repair.
One day later, he told the student how to touch.

Did you make her a coon?
2nd AGA
1: What does it look like?
It tastes like the orbit of the vagina.

XXX: I solve with 2 business cases. Give us the name of the team.
YYY: Three-dimensional
zzz: Tridebyletylbenzole

News on the media website:
In the capital you can get a blessing... by phone! Moscovites are heard by priests-operators.

Commentary: Is the indulgence of the Esame dismissed?

Masha said today: “Three days grase is a real rock, not what this idiotic Osbourne is. And if he’s old, that doesn’t mean he’s famous. Right in the face of Kesha. Having issued this, she proudly departed, and in the meantime we found her on the player of Bilan.

Where is Inna?
I went to see an apartment in Novgorod.
Where is it?
in Novogirijevo
Is there a metro there?
by Novogirevo

Moon: Hi, how did you get there?
Beast: Shake up, I sit in a taxi, calmly drive through the city, go out to the main, and we are not missed for about a minute, then the taxi driver makes incomprehensible movements and cries "Peasants in attack!"!" And right away!! People immediately crossed the road, thus giving us a chance to get out on the road. I am in shock :D

xxx: the real intellectual will never say you are Gandon, but will say you have a strongly stretched conscience.

Add 2 tablespoons of the product to 250-300 ml of cold water or your favorite drink. Are you stupid about whiskey protein?

Answer by mail.ru
Question: How do I check in c# whether a computer is connected to the Internet or not?

The best! Answer: At the bottom of the icons, two comp, should appear and run the Internet Explorer

XXX is
I can tell you what ruins friendship more than sex.

YYYY
The anal sex?

XXX is
Worse than an unsuccessful attempt on sex.
The one was gathered and the other was not.

YYYY
The girl did not come at all.

XXX is
So they decided...
Most of the friendship is ruined by anal sex, when one was gathering, the other - not, and the girl did not come.

A Lego robot gathers a Rubik’s Cube in 6 seconds.
type_2: I wonder what if he cast a cast iron cube to push painted in a ruby cube? and :)
Guess the country by the comments.

If you are tired of everything, change your wardrobe, car, furniture, apartment, work, wife at last... but this is only if you have money. If you don’t have the money, buy a new toothbrush.

Why don’t you make pocket mirrors with lighting??? I dream, fucking
I don’t know why, I guess it’s just gone.
xxx: LED tape on the contour to straighten and all... on the batteries which. Bats in the mirror. Behind the Cover
Oksana, are you really a woman?

xxx: bought a hammer, named the tea
YYY: How did he call you?
XXX: And he doesn’t go down to talk to people, he’s on them.