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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55084
 18.10.2011
xxxxx: played with Roman at work in the naval battle on the ash. I painted the 10x9 field and he forgot to put the 4th ship. The two dogs!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55083
 18.10.2011
The article in the newspaper: Pops and glamour immediately lose their gloss when it comes to the legendary group "Metalica". And let the controversy whether the group died after the death of Kurt Cobain or the modern composition also nothing, do not go away...

The discussion:
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YYY: The Elvis!by 1111
Jim Morrison again. Many of us have taken away the damned metal!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №55082
 18.10.2011
How! → You do not yet have a photo album called "Autumn" and 150 photos with leaflets?! You are a horse!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №55081
 18.10.2011
I, of course, am not an adherent to stereotypes, but why of all the school staff, only 2 bodybuilders in the column "Date of birth" indicated ONLY a year?

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55080
 18.10.2011
Co-worker: I am aggressive, can only force a contractor who wants to warm hands on payment.
I: Anything can make me aggressive. But I get cold quickly.
A colleague: Why?
I: the sight of someone else’s blood reassures me)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55079
 18.10.2011
Masterstop: As they say, the fakir was drunk and the faking failed
Fakir : Hey!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55078
 18.10.2011
XXX is. To put that picture in the background?
YYY: none, ща psd ladies
It sounds like a threat.)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №55077
 18.10.2011
In celebration of you! You’re married for a month and an hour!!!
Well, I also said to Serezka today, wow, little, says)))
It is 😉
The last time he asked me when the wedding was 17, I said, yes, remember for a lifetime, on this day you will give me gifts and flowers. Okay, he said, I just wanted to know when I cut off for the last time...
Rofl

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55076
 18.10.2011
on Answers.Mile - two questions of the user, one after the other:

1st How to treat spotting in the intimate area after intercourse?

If I applied for the payment of alimony twice and took it, can I apply a third time?

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55075
 18.10.2011
Ordered in the online store, the office is called "Cosmodrom". I paid, sent them a check...A few days passed. On Monday morning, a call from a hidden number, I raise up, and there with a chilled voice they say: "Hello, it is you from the cosmodrome are bothered...".
The first thought - "Everything floated, taken to space!" :)

[ + 142 - ] Comment quote №55074
 18.10.2011
We laughed a long time when our employee finally split up, who got upset and entered the office early in the morning. She barely cried, she told such a story.

In the evening, after work, I went to the store and bought products. Before going to bed, in order not to forget the work of the sausage, she wrote on a small sheet with a fatty flomaster: "DURA! Take a cupcake"! And attaching a stick to her hat, she went to sleep. In the morning he goes to the subway to work... the man next door sits, pushes her to the side and says, “Well, stupid, did you forget the sausage?”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55073
 18.10.2011
Tonight on the radio:
"the work of the new mayor of Moscow service Yandex-probe assessed by 10 points" )))))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55072
 18.10.2011
xxx: What would you do on Anarchy Day, a holiday when all the laws and rules of morality are abolished?? to
Yyy: I’t go to work and finally slept.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55071
 18.10.2011
Comments on the monitor on one of the websites:
Dear friends. I bought this monkey yesterday. I thought for a long time, chose, but still decided and did not regret! <skipped>...In general, buy and don’t think. It is something!!! to

And I have a ski 42" instead of a monic :)))

- and I have a ski 32" instead of a monic

I have skis with shoes.

- and I have two 42" instead of skies

You are the skiers :)

Who has anything else?

And I have 42 in cold water.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №55070
 17.10.2011
"My women were from different tree breeds."

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55069
 17.10.2011
The chief engineer comes for a salary and accidentally signs the notice with a red pen. I ask "What are you doing? If you do, turn the signature in blue so that the red paste is not visible!" then he will turn his signature in a circle, that is to say, drawing a flat circle around the blue paste.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55068
 17.10.2011
The news:
"At the coast of Britain, the coast guard found a whale the size of a hamster"

Then they let go and the whale disappeared.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55067
 17.10.2011
I agreed with my aunt (70 years old, a bitch, worked as a pathologist all my life, but it is so, by the way), to clean the apartment. She comes for the first time, her wife (35 years old) and son (7 years old) meet her, standing, her eyes shake (seemingly forgotten that she was supposed to come. And it’s like "What are you looking at, children? Call an adult!"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55066
 17.10.2011
c by Google
YYY: The Army At which weight/height ratio does not call&
xxx: 1 to 1

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55065
 17.10.2011
(Discussions about strange dreams)
I was buried three times in my dream.
Y: X, and not annoyed when the carrier of the tomb was knocked down or the music was too loud.

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