The comrade had a neighbor who caused the rubbish, for the fact that he played music at home, constantly loudly. But he did not open them. He put the projector to the window, and when they came down, he cast gay porn where each other’s garbage is spared. Then he went down and cold welded her door.
There was a long war there.)

Our in the Russian hotel in Egypt, the second day of rest, the conversation of a man with a bartender:
The tomato juice!
Without a vodka?
How about without vodka? O_O

In the evening we fall asleep with a sweet after an act of love. He begins to crawl, and I have no eye. I look at him, and such a wave of tenderness suddenly blows on me, my heart is so compressed, my eyes are so moist... I am holding my head with my hand, like in the best romantic films, and admire his noble profile – the nose is straight, the sponges are sweet, the mother-in-law is so warm, native, murmur-mur-mur... Unless I start out loudly. Here he whispers, turns to me with a hairy ass, and tasty so swirls in a dream. Pizdecblah ruined not only the moment, but also the air.

A man who contemplates on the beach of almost naked young beauties feels like a child whose parents brought to a toy store to see, and bought nothing promised.

Passing past the Aitishnikov cabinet, I heard a fragment of the phrase "to a homogeneous hamster mass". Something I do not know about them...

XHH: No, he won’t want to meet me, inf 100%.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
He came into No from my iPhone yesterday. And there are the latest queries: "operator switch c++", "nothing more ecce homo epub download", "planarity of graphs" and control "how to weld an egg in a mixture".

SMS at 3 p.m. from a friend of chemistry
Like many other substances, it has three aggregate states: solid, liquid and gas.
I send this text to a biologist friend, the answer comes "... and live"

Smoke and hello! You can't suggest the approximate cost of the comp if the monitor t"15"?? to

Argh, it is what you need to be to call a company that sells air conditioners, fans, thermostats, batteries, everything that is associated with the change of temperature, CLIMAX!

On the soap spam came with the text: "Do you want to know the secret of the name of OyaEBUBLya?"

Will you invite your friends to a Halloween party?
You say they are terrible!
He is the same!

There are two payment options: cash and in nature. Option one: you find 2000 r. and list me. Option two: you find a person who agrees to pay 2000 r. for your nature, and you transfer the money to me.

In Munich, at 5 p.m., the first day of the iPhone 4S sales, took the turn near the Apple Store. A friend gets his Android phone, and around the line a person in 300. Another says to him:
Get rid of that shit! If they see it, they will be hanged on an apple tree like heretics!

xxx: "The most important thing is the weather in the house! Everything else is hentai!")))
YYY: ) it’s still laits, here my friend thinks that
yyy: "You didn’t understand me
Remembering the Perron.
Yyy: You stood in Mongolia, and I was in ANGOLA"
XXX: O_O

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"In Chelyabinsk, a drunk driver shot down a drunk pedestrian"

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My wife baked my liver puddles while I was sleeping.
I: good, I slept - there were no snacks, I woke up - 2 plates of delicious snacks)))
Wife: I, unfortunately, is waiting for the opposite: I fell asleep - there was no sleep, I woke up - no one!! to

xxx > you are a child
xxx > I-Vera Vladimirovna
xxx > 25 years of age
XXX > and of course I will go to the theater in trousers

Because my Son and my Husband are like two drops of water, I was called Xerox.

That what. My classmate has four daughters. Born with variation per year. + the month. Five are very similar. That’s why they are called matriarchs.

My cat has learned how to cross the keyboard! Cigarettes on the side!

xxx: I went out yesterday, a cat is sitting in the box near the entrance. Well, it's normal, we looked at each other, I went on.I go back home, two cats are sitting in the same box at the entrance. I go to the store in a while. There are three cats in the same place.
XX: I seem to have found their spoon point...