When I was 15, I thought classical Russian rock was cool.
At the age of 17, I realized that Russian rock was dumb, pathos, and ugly and naive, so I switched to blues, trip-hop and classical music.
At the age of 28, I got into the hospital and thanks to the neighbors in the chamber learned what Russian rap is. In short, guys, in vain I hunted our rockers. Suitable as guys.

XXX: There is something in your words
X: I think that makes sense.

Caesar could do two things at once.
I thought I was cooler than Caesar when I was fishing one day:
I smoked,
2. to chew the worn leach,
Third SSA,
Cut the fish,
At the end of the day, I shouted, “Fuck, why now?”? to

But now I realized that Caesar had no chance, because this year I did the same thing, but with a broken right hand.

I understood what it’s like to be an adult, to have a good job, a car, an apartment, and so on.
You can completely calmly and seriously watch the cartoons - and let anyone say the word to you!

Talk about the earthquake in Almaty
Sp1ker: You’re a little late.
ir_kill: what is it?
SP1ker: The earthquake was not seen.
Sp1ker: Ksta, I was also right - I slept like a cushion
SP1ker: but the wife is now boicot
ir_kill: yeah, you’ve borrowed already – the whole Twitter joke ))
Sp1ker: ah... you have a tweet...
SP1ker: I am still at work in my ears
Sp1ker: it has already come before everyone tells what his cat was doing while trembling
Sp1ker: While winning the accountant's cat, he tried to hide his head in the floor like a stroke... the attempt was unsuccessful

The status "Real values are always right under the nose"
Comments: "A few hundred thousand cocaine users agree with you"...))))

Deputies proposed to punish for "mass simultaneous stay of citizens in public places". Violations are punishable by a fine of 10 to 20 thousand rubles or mandatory work for up to 50 hours (for citizens).
I understand so from the electric car went out until the subway reached 10 pieces of mint rolled off...

Olga_361pesiq: Yesterday we walked along the prospectus, we didn’t touch anyone. I am experiencing a morning incident. Heck feels the hostess is not in the spirit, goes nearby, almost not distracted by the bushes.
I hear :
The girl! The girl!
I add a step, I think: don't give god yet and here you can't walk - it will remain a dog and shoot yourself (no jokes - I am tired of hearing screams behind my back)
A very beautiful young man arrives and is so offended:
Where are you? I want to meet.
“Meet me,” I said, and I raised my shoulders, I think, waiting for a prince on a white horse.
He sits in front of us, extends his hand and says:
I am Vadik. What is your name, Red?
This was a shock... The evil aunts were immediately forgotten.

19:29 19:25:44 UBER_COTTE: Hello, kitty!
19:26:02 uber_cote: hello, deer
19:27:18 UBER BAMBY: I am still small!
19:27:39 uber_cotte: BEAMBOOK: still such a small, and already a deer.
and

News tape: "Zuckerberg WAS MARRIED!"."Zuckerberg flew out of the list of the 40 richest people on the planet"."Zuckerberg spends his honeymoon in a cheap hotel".
I have a wedding in a month. Demon, I am waiting for you.

I can't play for a year.
I wrote in those. Support did not help me. So I write here.
I have an admin brother. He took up the game, went on a Google search for IP, found all the IPs and added a firewall to the router’s “black list.”
The first time I overloaded the router, my brother dropped the Reset button. I folded the button back, my brother folded it off and ruined part of the circuit where the button is attached.
You can only play when there is no one at home, directly connecting to the modem (without a router), or at night when everyone is asleep and no one needs wireless internet at home.
Please give advice on how to bypass the router firewall by doing something on my computer.
There is no access to my brother’s computer.
The password on the router he made type g4hGy^8H^5*9@H, which knows by hand, and therefore it is not written anywhere, and this is unrealistic to guess.
Disconnect from the router and connect to another network is not possible, all networks in the district under a password.

The older a woman, the more delicious the brush!
Are you cooking borscht from an old woman???Hercules Recipes

I realized today how unusual we are not to observe our own rules, when I, crossing the road in the wrong place, was signaled by a car that was rushing at a meeting.

Kirts: Dough, how are you doing?
Massoj: I no longer communicate with you, Moody’s Enski.
Kirts: Is that so? 😉
Massoj: Yes, you tried, I will go to the abyss to read - to crack, and there is the histories of my ass in pieces...

I remember that my grandmother really liked the idea that now you do not need to go to the mail to send telegrams: now she is a telegraphist herself, she can send a telegram (smku) directly without leaving the house to her sister in Novokuznetsk.
Grandma was 70 years old. But who could have thought that such a storm of enthusiasm will cause the existence of emoticons in Skype! Help me, someone knows how to disable this function in her Skype? )))

I watch TV with the girl. Showing Diablo 3 ads. I am excited and say:
- Well, they already advertise on television, I am not playing a bad one yet.
Do you think, Devil...
I grew up on Diablo 1 and 2.
You have not grown up!

Daria: Hey, I came to the idea that one of the problems with Skype is that you can’t just call anonymously and breathe in the phone.

Hello tech support! What is my password?
Same as Logan.
What kind of login do I have?
Same as a password.
Thank you very much! (Some of the short...)

XXX is
Tell me I need to lose weight.
YYYY
Do not need
YYYY
Being a fat cow.

I tried vanilla vodka.

YYY: And what, how?)
Wrapped up with cloth and shell?))