by VKontakte:
Vitek found an egg and now wants to share your experience with you! to accept?
Thanks, I know where they are in principle.

You may know what the movie is called, where the man was buried alive in the grave.
Yyy: Buried Alive
XXX is passive! I can’t remember it for a week...

What did you do last night with that cute girl?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is?
Yyy: Well they came to me... and when it came to the spicy, she said she was a virgin and offered anal sex. Well, I said that if it is ready, then let it go, and when it bended, then I came out: “God, you are mine, how many men have been here...”

Andrew: for the new year colleagues in masks
Who is a rabbit who is a fox
Admin looks at everyone with a smile.
He walks in the mask.

Picture where a guy kisses a girl in the ear
Has he not eaten enough?
He decided to dry up a woman’s brain!
You’re going to sleep hungry! 😉 😉

I have a dog who has routinely broken off the bond, infiltrated the house and mercilessly seized all the cat’s food.
I am in Ahuah
Cats too

I sit reading the description of the new OPEL Astra, I see: "- Emergency Pedal Disconnection System". I imagined: I was caught, for example, in the winter, so consider the situation almost an emergency, so the pedals were disconnected in an emergency :-(

On the Belarusian news site:

1st Bobry's emergency is the fastest in the area.
2nd A party of Methodon was detained in Bobruisk.

I seem to guess...

<Gedeliks> Oh well gathered here straight everyone does not drink, do not smoke and do sports
<horizon> Gedeliks: Well, I do not drink, I do not smoke, I run in the morning.
<Gedeliks> I don’t believe
<Gedeliks> is not the case
<Gedeliks> And what do you give on holidays?
<horizon> No, I don’t run on holidays.

What fucking thing did you not do at work?
The big, just huge

We were sent to the universe by a psychologist. Twice a week for the last couple he gave us training, such as being more confident and how to choose the next path.
XHH: And yesterday we repeated all the clever things after him. And he said: All complexes from childhood!
80% of students (the remaining 20% slept) understood this phrase as: All complexes fuck you!
The joyful audience shouted it as loudly as possible. At that moment, a dean came to us, a very tough man. I looked at the pale-green psychologist, turned and left.
More, they said, we won’t have any training. Sorry, it was fun.

Soon the fur will be gone...
What kind of fur?
by Coca Cola)

XXX: I don’t know what to do. I love oral sex.
And my, acceptable, only traditional sex. A is
Like hunting, everything is varied. Polish her
by PiS. And to my messengers. and she,
The Nivaku. Girls, what is the reason?

Tagged: wash

Do you know what an epic file is?

This is when in two months you learn from the neighbors that there is hot water, just in the summer you closed the stand and forgot...

XsanDr777F

Don’t get rid of yourself because of your figure.
If you lose weight, we will miss you.

XXX: This country is not white.
xxx: to win
YYY: White the country, scuco!!! 1

Goose as always...

The match with Andorra
The team of Russia is trying to agree with the team of Poland on holding a friendly match, in order to try the Polish grass! The European Championship

Ordinary chicks go into the bowl, glamorous - in the laptop.

So let us drink so that they will not betray us, but with us.

Rapid victim
One day, world champion Emmanuel Lasker had to play alcoholic chess with Hungarian grandmaster Geza Marosi for a prize of some mercenary.
The terms of such a game were that each figure on the board is a container with alcohol, and, having taken the enemy figure, you need to drink this alcohol. And for this match the figures were made so that their strength depended on the type and volume of alcohol contained in them.
On the third move, Lasker unexpectedly donated a ferzha, which was a 200-gram bottle of whisky. Morocco, who recklessly accepted this sacrifice, immediately stumbled, and Lasker easily led the game to victory.