Pekar': Diman, Zadarova, I got my new Passat on a farce! More than 100 for sexuality!! to
Congratulations to the devil! You have 101...

Discuss the topic "Children raised by animals". The best comment: "Well, children raised by the Internet are also sometimes difficult to understand..."

During the filming, the actors tried to actually smoke marijuana to greater credibility, but achieved the opposite effect - in this state they were unable to play their roles.

>... play basketball... watched, and among the guys throws the ball a very nice girl aged 20-22, and at the same time does not captivate and does not bother, but actively participates in the game! cute ladies, more such copies as this girl, rather than those lovers wandering around clubs and bars...<

Spit in the soul!
I remember how many times it was, as a child we played something in the whole yard. We are wearing together with the boys, choking... And suddenly a somewhat early matured Light leaves in the courtyard - loose hair to poop, naked, already painted eyes, a cut to cowards on an ultra-short shirt and even a bustle on an even flat chest. Well, the game is breaking down. Boys are all around her. She doesn’t want to play with us, and they don’t want to play with us either. They sit around this fifa in the store, watch her shirt, and we, the girls, stay like wearing. Question: What do we most often get as a result?

wzk 2:10:17
I went out of the kitchen and only now caught myself on the thought that on the turn I have been by the imaginary chair for several nights in a row.

by 2:10:27
There was a chair before :D

mz 2:11:58
He remembers you. He comes to you at night and stands. Just like Hachiko. Only the most true chair)))

XXX: and I'll go now to eat croissants with condensation
Not a word about food.
HH: What is this? The hungry?
I have been doing the course since morning. And the only official revenge from the student for 5 minutes is to go out to eat a little... and so he ate for today.

Thus, from the station Donetsk the high-speed train departed at 19:20 instead of the previously specified time 20:14.

Passengers who were unaware of changes in the schedule and were late on the train were offered an alternative route to the destination station, the press service noted.

Comment: "an alternative route was proposed" – sent us** that is?

About the Devil 3
>>"You will wake up in a cold sweat with the thought that the children of Blizzard employees are undernourished because of people like you!"

Minfin proposed it, Minfin proposed it.
Here I am, when it’s really bad to do, trembling and going to bed.

Q: How did it happen that you met him?
WOW: Well, a lot of young people are kneeling to me... Flowers... And he’s there, I’m already upset, I thought he’s nothing like that... and he’s there with his flowers... Well I’m not one of those who love typical decorations.
WOW: And I already thought it wasn’t all fate... But once he asked me to come to him and set the heroes 3 under seven. I came without a back-thinking, I did everything... Well, of course you need to try multiplayer. And remembering their youth, they were sitting on a compass playing...
WOW: In general, he won my heart by winning me at all during the first month!!! to

C is
xxx: I am 16 years old, menstrual delay as days 5-9, bought 3 tests, the first showed two strips, the second 1, the third 2... I had sex with my boyfriend without protection, the idea of pregnancy should not be, since, the alignment of sperm should be at least 3 weeks, he passed at least 1 week... Can it be pregnancy??? I passed a test on the Internet 1 showed that you are not pregnant, the second, maybe you will become a mother...

yyy: It’s still growing ((

I call a taxi with a corner.
Is it possible to use the Hertz 43 machine?
Taxi: What’s there next door?
Tagged: Herzena 42
T: We send the machine.

On the website of acquaintance:
Funny) Here people are so generous) I modestly wrote in the questionnaire - half, and I am offered a whole guy)

Manarchy: What is the difference between TCP and UDP?
Evil_Brain0_o: Imagine a sports motorcycle capable of driving at a speed of 300 km/h. You will get to it quickly, but not the fact that it is completely and completely. Bite one piece of meat. On the other hand, you have a jigsaw. Frequently used, slow, while you are driving - constantly have to check the check sum of all the details, if something falls off - go back and try to drive again.
Tagged with: fac. I have to tell you this at the exam.
Evil_Brain0_o: That was at the lecture ;)

I remember the case with me. The wildest drunkard. I got drunk and didn’t go to bed. Cut off immediately. The morning. I get up and everyone laughs at me. The girl says: Well we sat down and I went to bed next to you. As soon as I lay asleep, you turn to me, your eyes are closed, you lay under the hood with one hand, you spread the blade and you say, “I am the immortal Black Prince!” You turn and sleep.
What was it?! I slept to bleat!! to

We are protecting our curtains from programming. The man wrote a packman.
He: And I have a problem with the winning window...
In other words, why don’t you have it?
He: “Em... and I couldn’t win.

Tomorrow we’re going to troll the guards with non-alcoholic beer in the dining room.
I do not like alcoholic beer.
Zzz: I don’t like to troll the guards

The evening of May 28. of Novosibirsk. On the Kalinin Square, workers remove from the lighthouse pillars the snow ornaments left from the new year.

CraIzyK: I don’t understand why Mikhalkov started fighting piracy. No one gets his movies up early.

The Objection:
A small idea:

Ohhhhhh My wife is now on the phone: "Can I buy my swimsuit?".
Ohhhhhh Fuck what to answer.

You can come home at night, and to the surprised outcry of your wife say, "Can I get drunk with my friends in the bar?" or something like that (=

I do not understand s. The Babys.